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Essex Munch and northern hoardes
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Sex God
Essex looking good this morning, fine and suuny - just checking the forum from an internet place in Basildon...see you all later.
Mike.
Mike.
Well, in the course of my ambassadorial duties I welcomed the outrighters from the north last night and spent the evening with them.
Straaaange people!
One of em asked me "aryot?"WTF!
parrantly means "are you warm"
One coudnt bear to be parted from his dog and actually brought the mutt with him!
Constant dronin on bout cold beer,house prices,soft southern nancies,prices,of chip buuuties,lack of gravy for tchips.,fuckin on and on and on.
So peeps be warned,they are not normal.
Lb
Straaaange people!
One of em asked me "aryot?"WTF!
parrantly means "are you warm"
One coudnt bear to be parted from his dog and actually brought the mutt with him!
Constant dronin on bout cold beer,house prices,soft southern nancies,prices,of chip buuuties,lack of gravy for tchips.,fuckin on and on and on.
So peeps be warned,they are not normal.
Lb
Sex God
LB he brought the dog in case she gives birth. We're still a bit primitive up here and he's taken the opportunity of bringing her somewhere that we know has antiseptic and hot running water, OK? Take it as your contribution to bringing the North up into the present advanced state of the South
Bev
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Well Fabio ...if your home now did you get your chips and gravey!
and how many of you northerners have wind now from drinking our beer!
Oooh don't I got laughed at for ordering a shandy!!! Well I WAS driving ffs!!!!
I was on shandy all night...driving as well......just couldn't stop farting!
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Sex God
glad i was not the only person drinking shandy last night..... there is only so much warm flat no head lager one man can handle....
how do you lot put up with paying those prices for your drinks... i almost had to mortgage my house!!!!!
so since we all come south for out munch... are you going to repay the favour and come north to the next NW/NE/Scottish munch....
we will have the guards at checkpoint "kevin" waiting for you....
sean xxxxxxx
show you some proper northern northern hospitality
lesson no. 1............smiling at people isn't bad... you should all try it... lol
lesson no. 2 .........saying hello or good morning in the street is a normal act!!!!
how do you lot put up with paying those prices for your drinks... i almost had to mortgage my house!!!!!
so since we all come south for out munch... are you going to repay the favour and come north to the next NW/NE/Scottish munch....
we will have the guards at checkpoint "kevin" waiting for you....
sean xxxxxxx
show you some proper northern northern hospitality
lesson no. 1............smiling at people isn't bad... you should all try it... lol
lesson no. 2 .........saying hello or good morning in the street is a normal act!!!!
