The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather
than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.
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Fantastic Cisco...
where on earth did you find that one
where on earth did you find that one
Quote by postie
Das war wunderbar! Ich lachen meinen kopf los... und ich pissen meine lederhosen!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You have lederhosen????
Been holding out on me eh???
Alright wishmaster.. we need to convene... lederhosen.. gotta be sumfin in our charter bout that!!!!
:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: Quote by CiscoCat6k
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather
than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.
wow very funny
Quote by CiscoCat6k
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
.
Ooeeerrrr sounds like one of my txts
:lol: Quote by JucyLucy
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.
.
Ooeeerrrr sounds like one of my txts
:lol:Gawd I think i am in love... will you lust with me JuicyLucy???
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Sex God
Brilliant - love it!!
Sex God
Fluckin' 'ell - I will not be responsible for killing this thread. It's brilliant!
Somebody help kill it off for me - Mike!!!
Somebody help kill it off for me - Mike!!!
Sex God
Quote by CiscoCat6k
Fluckin' 'ell - I will not be responsible for killing this thread. It's brilliant!
Somebody help kill it off for me - Mike!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Kill??? You need a hitman????
You obviously haven't heard of the thread-killers club on here!! Mike North is the President, I'm Chairman.......and so the list goes on... 
Sex God
Prez here....kill kill! :lol:
:lol: 