So, who's been to Lakeside and lost their car in a Car Park ???
and it wasn't me............ We were in his car !!!!
I am worried could this be the start of senile dementure ?
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Ever lost your car ??
LOL, ironic was discussing this with a mate ealier today 
They forgot they had a new car so were looking for the old one!
Me I just forgot which end of the carpark I was in, and was just about to call the Police when I noticed my car on the far side, and that was a small car park by comparison to Lakeside
They forgot they had a new car so were looking for the old one!Me I just forgot which end of the carpark I was in, and was just about to call the Police when I noticed my car on the far side, and that was a small car park by comparison to Lakeside
Sex God
Ex hubby, 'lost' his car, parked it at the end of row in car park, came back later and it had 'gone' so he called the police, who said that is odd, had one stolen from there about 30 mins ago, so extra patrols in that car park....
They found in car, now half way up a row as other people had parked on the end of the row...
They gave him a lecture about wasting police time etc etc
They found in car, now half way up a row as other people had parked on the end of the row...
They gave him a lecture about wasting police time etc etc
i havent but my dad did he parked up went shopping and when he came back to the carpark his car had gone mmmm he looked everywhere for it but nothing so he rung the police and after half hour search they found it in another car park hehehe he was searching the wrong car park :haha: my poor dad
Casanova
I, (mrs tiggs) can go one better.
Years ago Lakeside had not been open long and I popped up there to do a bit of shopping. I parked the car in one of the multi story car parks on the roof. (where I normally park).
I came back about 2 hours later from spending all my ex husbands money, I looked round for my car and it wasnt there. I search the whole floor and after about 20 mins I called security to report that my car had been stolen.
Security came up and asked where I had parked it and I point to a car that was now in the space that my had been in. I then said the security man that I should ring my husband and let him know that my car has been nicked.
I called him and said My cars gone, its been nicked, I was really upset and nearly crying at this point. To this my husband said, WHAT, hang on and the phone went down, a few minutes later he came back and said, babe your car is still outside the house. I was now totally confused cause I could not understand how my car had ended up back outside my house.
I explained this to my husband who then called me a stupid cow, cause I had not taken my car to lakesire, I had taken his!!!!
I then looked down at where I was leaning and realised that the space that I thought my car was parked was actually my ex husbands car
Now thats BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Years ago Lakeside had not been open long and I popped up there to do a bit of shopping. I parked the car in one of the multi story car parks on the roof. (where I normally park).
I came back about 2 hours later from spending all my ex husbands money, I looked round for my car and it wasnt there. I search the whole floor and after about 20 mins I called security to report that my car had been stolen.
Security came up and asked where I had parked it and I point to a car that was now in the space that my had been in. I then said the security man that I should ring my husband and let him know that my car has been nicked.
I called him and said My cars gone, its been nicked, I was really upset and nearly crying at this point. To this my husband said, WHAT, hang on and the phone went down, a few minutes later he came back and said, babe your car is still outside the house. I was now totally confused cause I could not understand how my car had ended up back outside my house.
I explained this to my husband who then called me a stupid cow, cause I had not taken my car to lakesire, I had taken his!!!!
I then looked down at where I was leaning and realised that the space that I thought my car was parked was actually my ex husbands car
Now thats BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had this happen to me with my now old car ....
I'd only had it a couple of weeks, went to do weekly shop, and came out to find 2 identical looking cars parked next to each other.... one was mine the other .. someone with a sense of humour obviously....same make, model and colour.......
Apart from knowing the make and model of my car i didn't have a clue what the reg was other than R..... great the 2 cars were R reg's.... so standing there trying to figure out which was mine.... my then 6 year old daughter said ....'press the button on the key mum'
Figured out which was mine.........
Freckles
xx
I'd only had it a couple of weeks, went to do weekly shop, and came out to find 2 identical looking cars parked next to each other.... one was mine the other .. someone with a sense of humour obviously....same make, model and colour.......
Apart from knowing the make and model of my car i didn't have a clue what the reg was other than R..... great the 2 cars were R reg's.... so standing there trying to figure out which was mine.... my then 6 year old daughter said ....'press the button on the key mum'
Figured out which was mine.........
Freckles
xx
Quote by tigersgobounce69
I, (mrs tiggs) can go one better.
Years ago Lakeside had not been open long and I popped up there to do a bit of shopping. I parked the car in one of the multi story car parks on the roof. (where I normally park).
I came back about 2 hours later from spending all my ex husbands money, I looked round for my car and it wasnt there. I search the whole floor and after about 20 mins I called security to report that my car had been stolen.
Security came up and asked where I had parked it and I point to a car that was now in the space that my had been in. I then said the security man that I should ring my husband and let him know that my car has been nicked.
I called him and said My cars gone, its been nicked, I was really upset and nearly crying at this point. To this my husband said, WHAT, hang on and the phone went down, a few minutes later he came back and said, babe your car is still outside the house. I was now totally confused cause I could not understand how my car had ended up back outside my house.
I explained this to my husband who then called me a stupid cow, cause I had not taken my car to lakesire, I had taken his!!!!
I then looked down at where I was leaning and realised that the space that I thought my car was parked was actually my ex husbands car
Now thats BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it's the start of a lame joke: "how many 20 year old females does it take to find a four-door sedan?"
it's the start of a lame joke: "how many 20 year old females does it take to find a four-door sedan?"
Sex God
Quote by blonde
So, who's been to Lakeside and lost their car in a Car Park ???
and it wasn't me............ We were in his car !!!!
I am worried could this be the start of senile dementure ?
I have I have!! Learnt now and I always park in the covered car park near the service entrance now, always park in the same area!
Years ago I was staying at a hotel in the far north of Scotland in the middle of winter.
Drove into the car park and there were loads of spaces not far from reception.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I thought
:bounce: :bounce:
Not far to lug all my gear.
Had a great evening laughing and joking with the locals. What a great bunch of people there were - woke up with a hangover, checked out, went outside and no car. It was absolutely nowhere to be seen at all
Aha - now your all thinking someone nicked it
Nope
It was buried under snow - tons and tons of snow completely engulfed it. Not even the aerial to be seen.
Went into reception to ask for help - and the reply was
What a stupid place to park your car - the snow always drifts across into that corner.
Errrrrr thanks a lot!
So all the while the night before I was drinking with the locals, they were probably thinking to themselves - oooohhhhh just wait till he wakes up and looks for his car!
They did help me dig it out though
Drove into the car park and there were loads of spaces not far from reception.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I thought
:bounce: :bounce:
Not far to lug all my gear.
Had a great evening laughing and joking with the locals. What a great bunch of people there were - woke up with a hangover, checked out, went outside and no car. It was absolutely nowhere to be seen at all
Aha - now your all thinking someone nicked it
Nope
It was buried under snow - tons and tons of snow completely engulfed it. Not even the aerial to be seen.
Went into reception to ask for help - and the reply was
What a stupid place to park your car - the snow always drifts across into that corner.
Errrrrr thanks a lot!
So all the while the night before I was drinking with the locals, they were probably thinking to themselves - oooohhhhh just wait till he wakes up and looks for his car!
They did help me dig it out though
Sex God
thought she'd lost hers, but that's because davej moved it when she'd gone shopping, the sod
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
thought she'd lost hers, but that's because davej moved it when she'd gone shopping, the sod
As the holder of the spare car keys for the whole family, I can admit to following them shopping and then moving their cars before buggering off home again, it has worked with mrs davej and the youngest davej, so just one to go.
I can also remember years ago when we shared a car ,catching a bus home, only for mrs davej to ask where the car was...I'd forgotton that I had taken it to work that day and simply walked to the bus stop and hopped on one home.
I've not lost my car personally but Iain_nw forgot that he went to the shop in it and walked home, when I went out to get in the car and couldn't see it I thought it had been pinched til he realised what he'd done
Plus Ian's boss went to watch United play Everton, went to get his car and it wasn't there where he parked it...reported it to the police saying it had been stolen and made his way home.....a week later the police rang to say they'd found his car..parked on the street next to where he said he'd left it.....the idiot had gone to the wrong street!! :doh:
Plus Ian's boss went to watch United play Everton, went to get his car and it wasn't there where he parked it...reported it to the police saying it had been stolen and made his way home.....a week later the police rang to say they'd found his car..parked on the street next to where he said he'd left it.....the idiot had gone to the wrong street!! :doh:
Summer Solstice 2003, parked off the road on the way to 'Henge. However, on trrying to return to said car, 3 miles later, we realise it has been towed, despite the fact we were 100 % off the road and had my spaz badge in the car.
The filth got us towed to the holding park - "should" have been up to us to get there - then we paid £150 orr so, for retrieving the car.
Well worth the dosh to be amongst the first 30 in the stones.
The filth got us towed to the holding park - "should" have been up to us to get there - then we paid £150 orr so, for retrieving the car.
Well worth the dosh to be amongst the first 30 in the stones.
Quote by blonde
So, who's been to Lakeside and lost their car in a Car Park ???
and it wasn't me............ We were in his car !!!!
I am worried could this be the start of senile dementure ?
Fancy going to lakeside then !!!!! 12,000 spaces to chose from to lose your car
next time go to minimart with its 6 spaces
Sex God
Blonde i heard you lost your car ona roundabout )))))) alegedly!!!!
I wish i could lose my car!!!! its a 92 fiesta!!!
MikeC
)))))) alegedly!!!!I wish i could lose my car!!!! its a 92 fiesta!!!
MikeC
Sex God
Quote by blonde
So, who's been to Lakeside and lost their car in a Car Park ???
and it wasn't me............ We were in his car !!!!
I am worried could this be the start of senile dementure ?
Next time blonde ...outside car park, right outside Lillywhites cos they have access right through the store....more importantly did you come out loaded with goodies.
Ah what memories
When i was a young innocent 18 year old sales rep working in the rural backwaters of warwickshire my area manager invited me along to entertain one of our best clients in the big shiny metropolis of Birmingham. Unused to such places my mum packed me up some banana sandwiches and a boiled egg for the journey and off I set with some trepidation for the bright lights.
Having coaxed my somewhat ailing Metro city x up te M6 and negotiated the city ring road I found somewhere to park in China Town and set off full of Dewey eyed exitement. I had arrived I was surely on my way up the corporate tree. This was Friday night
On awakening on my colleagues bedroom floor on Monday morning the hung over realisation that the night out had lasted the best part of 48 hours straight and that I had very little recall of anything after the night club on Friday slowly crept in.
It took over a week to find my car
every delivery driver on the fleet was looking for it
ops:
In twenty years in the industry people to this day say
isnt that the prat who lost hios car :oops:
When i was a young innocent 18 year old sales rep working in the rural backwaters of warwickshire my area manager invited me along to entertain one of our best clients in the big shiny metropolis of Birmingham. Unused to such places my mum packed me up some banana sandwiches and a boiled egg for the journey and off I set with some trepidation for the bright lights.
Having coaxed my somewhat ailing Metro city x up te M6 and negotiated the city ring road I found somewhere to park in China Town and set off full of Dewey eyed exitement. I had arrived I was surely on my way up the corporate tree. This was Friday night
On awakening on my colleagues bedroom floor on Monday morning the hung over realisation that the night out had lasted the best part of 48 hours straight and that I had very little recall of anything after the night club on Friday slowly crept in.
It took over a week to find my car
every delivery driver on the fleet was looking for it
ops: In twenty years in the industry people to this day say
isnt that the prat who lost hios car :oops:
Orgasminator
We,ve both done that a few times we,ve both got our own cars and we sometimes do our shopping together and forget which car we came in :? but i,ve done it when i went shopping , i forgot where i parked the car and wandered around aimlessly looking for it another one is when you go to get in the car and find it,s not yours :? ops: :doh: i,ve spent several minutes one day trying to get into a car that just looked the same as mine :doh: :uhoh: :oops:
we,ve both got our own cars and we sometimes do our shopping together and forget which car we came in :? but i,ve done it when i went shopping , i forgot where i parked the car and wandered around aimlessly looking for it another one is when you go to get in the car and find it,s not yours :? ops: :doh: i,ve spent several minutes one day trying to get into a car that just looked the same as mine :doh: :uhoh: :oops: Quote by davej
So, who's been to Lakeside and lost their car in a Car Park ???
and it wasn't me............ We were in his car !!!!
I am worried could this be the start of senile dementure ?
Next time blonde ...outside car park, right outside Lillywhites cos they have access right through the store....more importantly did you come out loaded with goodies.
I obviously didn't make myself clear !!!
I didnt lose the car........ HE DID !!!!
I haven't so much lost my car......but kind of....... left it behind
I parked up at the local shop on my way home,where I bumped into a neighbour.
Conversation in full swing...as always .....walked home with her and left the car at the shop!
I didnt actually miss it until hubby came home and asked "Where's your car?"ops:
I parked up at the local shop on my way home,where I bumped into a neighbour.
Conversation in full swing...as always
.....walked home with her and left the car at the shop!I didnt actually miss it until hubby came home and asked "Where's your car?"
ops: i lost my car in bridlington once.. that will teach me to avoid payin for parking by findin a space down a side street. took me two hours to find it. needless to say the girlfriend at the time was not impressed and if its thru dementure im stuffed cos i was 22 wen i did it. teres no hope for...erm hang on what are we talking about again....
Sexlightened
Yeah I 'lost' my car whilst at T-in The Park once. I think it took us about an hour to find it.
