These guys went to a lot of trouble to do this one........
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Ever Played a Prank?
A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead
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She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead
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Sex God
I saw this years ago, and it still makes me laugh.
Silky xxxxxxxxx
Silky xxxxxxxxx
Can't think of a prank, but its rather nice to get some ever so sweet revenge on someone. And the nicest revenge is to do something good for someone who can't stand you, because that really stuns them & makes them speechless as well.
When I was at college there was a lecturer called Steve, a very heavy drinker, who liked nothing more than sitting in a bar, taking the piss out of staff & students, present or absent, but he couldn't stand anyone who attempted to give him some of his own medicine
. And that is why he couldn't stand me.......... to the extent that every time I appeared he would start droning on, trying to wind me up 
:( .
The very last time I saw him was after the graduation ceremony in the pub & he started on in the usual way about me. So just before I left with my pals, I bought him a pint of beer & sat it down on the table infront of him :shock: . His mouth dropped open... then closed & opened again... just like a fish. He couldn't say a word. "Cheers Steve" I said
, as I walked out with my friends, & everyone laughing at him. I wonder how long it took for him to speak.
When I was at college there was a lecturer called Steve, a very heavy drinker, who liked nothing more than sitting in a bar, taking the piss out of staff & students, present or absent, but he couldn't stand anyone who attempted to give him some of his own medicine
. And that is why he couldn't stand me.......... to the extent that every time I appeared he would start droning on, trying to wind me up :( .The very last time I saw him was after the graduation ceremony in the pub & he started on in the usual way about me. So just before I left with my pals, I bought him a pint of beer & sat it down on the table infront of him :shock: . His mouth dropped open... then closed & opened again... just like a fish. He couldn't say a word. "Cheers Steve" I said
, as I walked out with my friends, & everyone laughing at him. I wonder how long it took for him to speak. Quote by northwest-cpl
Errr, well I think some prankster has filled up somones cubicle at work with polystyrene bits, & put polythene over the entrance................... Likely to stun the occupant on return from his/her lunch a bit.
unless they were still in there..... :lol:
Now there speaks a SERIOUS prankster....... :twisted:
