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Evolution - or - God ?????

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I'm not sure who to thank, but it will be one of those two.
I'm very grateful to Evolution or God.
Opposing thumbs.
Aren't they wonderful ?
With/Because of them we can . .. .
Peel oranges.
Catch a ball.
Hold a pint pot drinkies
Click your fingers.
And I'm sure a whole host of other things that the fishes can't manage. (Fishes don't have them)
But the thing I like doing mostly with my opposing thumbs, is the spreading, opening and squeezing thing.
Ask a girlie to be on her hands and knees, and "present" to you.
If I put my wonderful opposing thumbs inside her (the pink way) I can pull in opposite directions ( see - opposingthumbs :thumbup: ) while having the palms of my hands flat across/on the but-tocks. Thereby opening the wonderful world of pussy, and see, touch, taste, feel parts not normally on display or available. (It also helps little cock'd men such as I to give a girlie a similar feeling to having a real sized cock to "stretch her a little" redface )
And while my hands are flat across the but-tocks, the wonderful opposing thumbs allow us to twist our wrist slightly, and at the same time - squeeze. If you have the lights on (and haven't yet received a slap) - you can open, spread and squeeze everything. If you're lucky the cute little chocolate starfish might wink at you - or maybe even blow you a kiss kiss
Oh yes - I love my opposing thumbs.
I have to say tho . . . . .
While I'm grateful to Evolution or God for my opposing thumbs; I'm a little disappointed that he/they didn't give me a dick on my chin (or forehead, depending which way you lay) so I would have been able to lick while I shagged. Threesomes are okay, and the sideways sort of reverse spoony blow job is good; but to be able to suck the clit of the pussy you're in must be a wonderful thing. Even more wonderful than my wonderful opposing thumbs.
What are you grateful to Evolution or God for ??
And what would you have liked that he/they haven't yet given us ?
Drewxcore
Sex God
I want wings and a tail :cry:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
I want wings and a tail :cry:

Red bull honey ;)
Sorry couldn't resist.
Dammie I'll think about it and let you know!
Cx
Unknown User
Quote by Drewxcore
I want wings and a tail :cry:

But why ?
WHat would you do with two tails ?
(and/or wings)
Unknown User
I want Dammie to give Steve lessons redface
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
I want wings and a tail :cry:

But why ?
WHat would you do with two tails ?
(and/or wings)
Well i'd prefer just the one tail....purely because they are awesome
and with the wings i'd fly!
Unknown User
Quote by Drewxcore
Well i'd prefer just the one tail....purely because they are awesome
and with the wings i'd fly!

Awesome they may be.
But they're just not wonderful enough for me. Unlike my wonderful opposing thumbs.
Nah - I think you're wrong drew. If we could have two tails, I wouldn't need to rest between bouts when a girlie asks me to give twelve inches.
Unknown User
I would be grateful for 6" tonight.....
Can you tell I am horny?? redface
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by dambuster

Well i'd prefer just the one tail....purely because they are awesome
and with the wings i'd fly!

Awesome they may be.
But they're just not wonderful enough for me. Unlike my wonderful opposing thumbs.
Nah - I think you're wrong drew. If we could have two tails, I wouldn't need to rest between bouts when a girlie asks me to give twelve inches.
Think about it though, opposable thumbs, a tail, wings....we'd be awesome, we'd rule the world....oh wait we already do
BUT we'd save on fuel emissions because we fly everywhere!
Unknown User
Quote by Shireen
I would be grateful for 6" tonight.....

Just the once then ?? :grin:
Unknown User
Quote by dambuster
I would be grateful for 6" tonight.....

Just the once then ?? :grin:
If you can manage it twice I will have 12" wink
Unknown User
Quote by Shireen
If you can manage it twice I will have 12" wink

Well, technically - 12" would actually be three times redface
(but hey - who's counting :grin; )
Unknown User
I am quite sure I would be satisfied :rascal:
Unknown User
I know which camp I'm in ( sorry Darwin ) and I thank Him for putting my arse where he did. Otherwise I'd be sitting on my face confused
Sassy waits for the 'sit on my face ' jokes to arrive :?
Woohoo
Mod
Quote by Drewxcore
and with the wings i'd fly!

?? A Chicken has wings and it can't fly?? confused
I was going to wish to be taller but then thot if I was taller none of my clothes would fit me. wink
woo
Bigpaul45
Sexlightened
Quote by dambuster
I'm not sure who to thank, but it will be one of those two.
I'm very grateful to Evolution or God.
Opposing thumbs.
Aren't they wonderful ?
With/Because of them we can . .. .
Peel oranges.
Catch a ball.
Hold a pint pot drinkies
Click your fingers.
And I'm sure a whole host of other things that the fishes can't manage. (Fishes don't have them)
But the thing I like doing mostly with my opposing thumbs, is the spreading, opening and squeezing thing.
Ask a girlie to be on her hands and knees, and "present" to you.
If I put my wonderful opposing thumbs inside her (the pink way) I can pull in opposite directions ( see - opposing thumbs :thumbup: ) while having the palms of my hands flat across/on the but-tocks. Thereby opening the wonderful world of pussy, and see, touch, taste, feel parts not normally on display or available. (It also helps little cock'd men such as I to give a girlie a similar feeling to having a real sized cock to "stretch her a little" redface )
And while my hands are flat across the but-tocks, the wonderful opposing thumbs allow us to twist our wrist slightly, and at the same time - squeeze. If you have the lights on (and haven't yet received a slap) - you can open, spread and squeeze everything. If you're lucky the cute little chocolate starfish might wink at you - or maybe even blow you a kiss kiss
Oh yes - I love my opposing thumbs.
I have to say tho . . . . .
While I'm grateful to Evolution or God for my opposing thumbs; I'm a little disappointed that he/they didn't give me a dick on my chin (or forehead, depending which way you lay) so I would have been able to lick while I shagged. Threesomes are okay, and the sideways sort of reverse spoony blow job is good; but to be able to suck the clit of the pussy you're in must be a wonderful thing. Even more wonderful than my wonderful opposing thumbs.
What are you grateful to Evolution or God for ??
And what would you have liked that he/they haven't yet given us ?

Hey..when they reprint "the joy of sex"they'd have to include that in their sound like a maestro,you've got me fiddling around with my thumbs now!!
H__x
Sex God
Quote by woohoo
?? A Chicken has wings and it can't fly?? confused
woo

Chickens can fly when they dont have their wings clipped.
I thank evolution for the human brain. Without it opposable thumbs would be useless and it's the biggest sex organ we have.
H.x
Woohoo
Mod
Quote by H-x
Chickens can fly when they dont have their wings clipped.
H.x

Well!! My Kentucky Fried chicken wings arn't clipped and they can't fly, wink not unless Mrs Woo launches them across the room at me confused
Woo lol
masquerade
Warming the Bed
I'm grateful for the way female sex organs evolved so someone can do exactly what Dambuster described - just for pleasure.
I would like evolution to step in and release some psychic potential in my brain so I can get inside someone else's head and reallyfeel what it's like for them when they orgasm and I'm helping them get there :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by masquerade
I would like evolution to step in and release some psychic potential in my brain so I can get inside someone else's head and really feel what it's like for them when they orgasm and I'm helping them get there :twisted:

I'd just like to get inside someone else's mind, full stop! :thumbup:
Fee
XX
Woohoo
Mod
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I'd just like to get inside someone else's mind, full stop! :thumbup:
Fee
XX

I'd just like to get inside Fee's thong biggrin and before her hubbie jumps in, not to wear it, as thats his job lol wink
Woo
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I would like evolution to step in and release some psychic potential in my brain so I can get inside someone else's head and really feel what it's like for them when they orgasm and I'm helping them get there :twisted:

I'd just like to get inside someone else's mind, full stop! :thumbup:
Fee
XX
Even mine? :shock:
You poor woman! lol
Unknown User
Quote by woohoo

I'd just like to get inside someone else's mind, full stop! :thumbup:
Fee
XX

I'd just like to get inside Fee's thong biggrin and before her hubbie jumps in, not to wear it, as thats his job lol wink
Woo
:lol: He's gonna love reading your posts later tonight Woo when he gets home! er...I mean....when I dig him up!:giggle:
Fee
XX
Woohoo
Mod
Quote by LadyFeeBee
He's gonna love reading your posts later tonight Woo when he gets home! :giggle:
Fee
XX

ffs just got in from work there and would you believe it someone has hacked into my pc and is posting as me :shock: :shock:
Woo wink
Unknown User
dammies opposable thumbs please :twisted:
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
I would be grateful for 6" tonight.....
Can you tell I am horny?? redface

:shock: Now you tell me!
rpm goes back to re-read the Reading sexual signals thread! :doh:
Unknown User
Quote by redpantherman
I would be grateful for 6" tonight.....
Can you tell I am horny?? redface

:shock: Now you tell me!
rpm goes back to re-read the Reading sexual signals thread! :doh:
Oh hello??? How many bluddy signals do you want?? :doh:
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
I would be grateful for 6" tonight.....
Can you tell I am horny?? redface

:shock: Now you tell me!
rpm goes back to re-read the Reading sexual signals thread! :doh:
Oh hello??? How many bluddy signals do you want?? :doh:
Errrrmmm....
...can someone please tell me if thatwas anuva one... :crazy:
Unknown User
rolleyes
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
rolleyes

rpm dashes Batman style to him PM box! ...bolt