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I have just been caught on SH by a someone at work......... what can i use as an excuss?????????????????????????????????????
Actually its a bit of a turn on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im a sick little puppy
You're an avid churchgoer and you mistyped Singing Heaven!!! :shock:
Mal
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What did you say, anyway?
what your picture has been notced or you were on the web site?
Oh be brave and just tell them straight.... only make sure you come back and tell us how they reacted ;)
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Oh be brave and just tell them straight.... only make sure you come back and tell us how they reacted ;)

Hmm, in this post you're talking about straight and just recently in another of your posts, you said you were curious - not sneaking back into the closet, are you? rotflmao
Mal
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Oh be brave and just tell them straight.... only make sure you come back and tell us how they reacted ;)

Hmm, in this post you're talking about straight and just recently in another of your posts, you said you were curious - not sneaking back into the closet, are you? rotflmao
Mal
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I did :shock: Was I pissed? ;)
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You're an avid churchgoer and you mistyped Singing Heaven!!! :shock:
Mal
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What did you say, anyway?

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That cheered us up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Basically, i left my machine on while i went to the water machine......... the woman next to me asked what SH was, i just said a friend sent it to me for a laugh............... she's a clever cow.......she knows excatly what is means.......
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Oh be brave and just tell them straight.... only make sure you come back and tell us how they reacted ;)

Hmm, in this post you're talking about straight and just recently in another of your posts, you said you were curious - not sneaking back into the closet, are you? rotflmao
Mal
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I did :shock: Was I pissed? ;)
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Dear Blah, blah, blah
If you're that 'good looking', why ain't there any pictures on your profile? Surely as an ex-model you have loads and will be well-used to being in the public eye? You'll also understand the 'power' of effective marketing..

Just curious confused

does your other other 'arf know about this? :shock: :grin:
Mal
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I'm absolutely amazed that you guys can access sites like this from work ... it'll be blocked where I work and if it isn't, monitored and subject to the old bollox about appropriate use of work equipment/time etc.
i have just told Tracy and she is laughing her tits off................
she wants me to show her our add..............NEVER!!!!!!!
I work in IT so i have a few little perks...................... easy with the perk comment please ladies and gents
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Basically, i left my machine on while i went to the water machine......... the woman next to me asked what SH was, i just said a friend sent it to me for a laugh............... she's a clever cow.......she knows excatly what is means.......

Ask her what her forum name is!!!! :lol2:
Mal
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I work in IT so i have a few little perks...................... easy with the perk comment please ladies and gents

David, if it all goes 'tits up' and they sack you and Tracy gets very annoyed with you for giving the game away, there's always a bed for you in Newcastle :rascal:
Quote by Bloke2005
I work in IT so i have a few little perks...................... easy with the perk comment please ladies and gents

David, if it all goes 'tits up' and they sack you and Tracy gets very annoyed with you for giving the game away, there's always a bed for you in Newcastle :rascal:
Probably yours when your partner finds out about your 'straight' posts and being 'curious'!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao:
Mal
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Quote by Mal
I work in IT so i have a few little perks...................... easy with the perk comment please ladies and gents

David, if it all goes 'tits up' and they sack you and Tracy gets very annoyed with you for giving the game away, there's always a bed for you in Newcastle :rascal:
Probably yours when your partner finds out about your 'straight' posts and being 'curious'!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao:
Mal
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Are you on something today? ;) STOP interfering with me lol
You may have something there Mal.... very recently Bloke was telling a new male member that I was after his cock (the new guys)!
Why didn't Bloke try and pull him right away like he does with all the other fresh men? Instead of trying to 'palm' him off on to me.... of all people!
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funnily enough he said this about me last night.......
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If you see his 'mrs' you'll realise that he won't be trying to escape from her.... she's lovely, I nearly went straight ;)

the plot thickens methinks lol :lol: :lol:
Yep, I remember that one too!!
Funny, isn't it? He used to be an outrageous flirt with all the guys, now he's flirting with the girls!!
Something in the air, perhaps?? :inlove:
Mal
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Something in the air, perhaps?? :inlove:

i think it this weather.......... lol
what high temps, turns you straight.
shock: :shock: :shock:
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Something in the air, perhaps?? :inlove:

i think it this weather.......... lol
Just look at them straight in the eyes and tell them the truth, as I once did, however the person I told, never believed me lol
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Little to they know, I am the shy quite one in the corner, who has been round the block a time or 2!!!!
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Something in the air, perhaps?? :inlove:

i think it this weather.......... lol
Oh please ladies.... look at the common link - sexy husbands and boyfriends silly :lol: While they are around the front, I'll be bringing up the(ir) rear :rascal:
Leave than Man alone......... he is just confused at the moment........... its just the hot weather..give it a day or so and the British summer will be over and things will be back to normal.
Cheers for the offer though Bloke!!
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Oh please ladies.... look at the common link - sexy husbands and boyfriends silly lol While they are around the front, I'll be bringing up the(ir) rear :rascal:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :shock:
I should be worried shouldn't I :lol: :lol:
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Oh please ladies.... look at the common link - sexy husbands and boyfriends silly lol While they are around the front, I'll be bringing up the(ir) rear :rascal:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :shock:
I should be worried shouldn't I :lol: :lol:
Be afraid sheddy :shock: be VERY afraid :shock:
and if you drop your car keys, kick em all the way home :giggle:
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Basically, i left my machine on while i went to the water machine......... the woman next to me asked what SH was, i just said a friend sent it to me for a laugh............... she's a clever cow.......she knows excatly what is means.......

Ask her how she comes to know what SH means and assuming she gives a plausible answer, Copy it as your answer !!
Snowhawk lol
Not certified by anyone for anything
Thats the thing, i dont know if she actually knows or if im just being paranoid. She asked me what SH was, she never actually said swinging heaven redface surprisedops: :oops:
Am i making mountain out of a mole hill ????????
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Thats the thing, i dont know if she actually knows or if im just being paranoid. She asked me what SH was, she never actually said swinging heaven redface surprisedops: :oops:
Am i making mountain out of a mole hill ????????

Who cares man.... do you know the way to Newcastle? It's just beyond Watford... quick, before my 'straight' phase starts... lol
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