expenses

14 Oct 2011

Quote by essex34m
I prefer SleazyJet to Ryanair.

or monarch the most fucked up airline on the planet

15 Oct 2011

And Monique doesn't appear to be dyslexic either.
You don't have to appear dyslexic to be dyslexic.
You are of course correct re the name,I have edited the original post to remove it.
John.

23 Oct 2011

I haven't read all the replys to this post but my first impression is one of "can you fookin believe the cheek of that" its a bit like saying yes I will meet you in my own home I can accommodate but by the way I need a contribution towards my rent, heating, lighting, council tax for the time that you are in my home whilst we are hopefully experiencing mutual pleasure.

23 Oct 2011

Quote by moniquejohn
We have acquired a house to have fun in from a friend who is going abroad,possibly for ever.
He has let us rent the place till xmass quite cheap so that we can 'play'. But the place is a pig sty( his words not ours) and we will need to tidy it up a bit.
Of course we are liable for gas/electric/rates/ council tax and rent.
This is just so we can invite people back for fun(its getting a cold out there for dogging!)and it has a nice big drive where we can put a van to fix up for next years fun.
All of that isn't cheap. So is it fair of us to ask for a voluntary contribution towards costs from the people who avail them selves of moniques pussy?(and other bits)
John.
P.s anyone got a cheep van in the N.E region lol.

Do you know what VOLUNTARY means ????
Surely if a donation is required what you're actually doing is opening a brothel

23 Oct 2011

Quote by I_am_joy
I haven't read all the replys to this post but my first impression is one of "can you fookin believe the cheek of that" its a bit like saying yes I will meet you in my own home I can accommodate but by the way I need a contribution towards my rent, heating, lighting, council tax for the time that you are in my home whilst we are hopefully experiencing mutual pleasure.

Not a home, seocnd house. Home is where you live this is a second rented property. If I was visiting someone else's home I wouldent expect to pay goes without saying but everything else is a bit more of a grey area.

23 Oct 2011

If a meet was arranged, and the plan was to go back to this property, would the meet still go ahead if the person refused to make a voluntary contribution?