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Sex God
Quote by dambuster
I do hope I'm not getting you mixed up with somebody else
No No You got me right! Don't suppose anyone else'll understand left hooker though!
Cheers mate
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Nice try Db!! He he :twisted:
I hope your next shit's a hedgehog you left hooker bastard ! ! !
Boys boys - I'm sure I can fit you BOTH in .......... :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
HMMMMMMMMM Double-manning eh?
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
HMMMMMMMMM Double-manning eh?
Only if you've summat bigger than an FL10 ! ! ! ! !
Superspace Actros, air con etc., etc.,
Shall I go on?
:lol: Sex God
Quote by dambuster
HMMMMMMMMM Double-manning eh?
Only if you've summat bigger than an FL10 ! ! ! ! !
Superspace Actros, air con etc., etc.,
Shall I go on?
:lol:M.A.N tga XXXL 520 in shining white. Up yours (Merc shite)
Sounds too virginal for me! WHITE?? :lol: :lol: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Eagerslut9
I do hope I'm not getting you mixed up with somebody else
No No You got me right! Don't suppose anyone else'll understand left hooker though!
Cheers mate
I did. Who sits on the wrong side to drive then. :P
:lol: :lol:Oh and DB you can't play "Mines bigger than yours" with an avatar like that. :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
<<<<<<< Brigadier General TE returns after a glorious career in the Army, where he rose through the ranks not quite remembering why he joined. "Something to do with a curry old chap" he used to muse in the mess after a stiff night on the whiskies. He knew there was a woman involved but he never really went into the detail. >>>>>
What's this I return from safeguarding the British Empire and what do I find? The blighters have been holding a demolition derby with artic tractor unit - fighting over the love of me youth.
Where is she the little darling? Ye Gods reading over this thread I can see she's led a merry dance - are you sure you ain't old Field Marshall Busty, sir ..- I mean Ma'am?
What's this I return from safeguarding the British Empire and what do I find? The blighters have been holding a demolition derby with artic tractor unit - fighting over the love of me youth.
Where is she the little darling? Ye Gods reading over this thread I can see she's led a merry dance - are you sure you ain't old Field Marshall Busty, sir ..- I mean Ma'am?
Sex God
Quote by easy
I do hope I'm not getting you mixed up with somebody else
No No You got me right! Don't suppose anyone else'll understand left hooker though!
Cheers mate
I did. Who sits on the wrong side to drive then. :P
:lol: :lol:Oh and DB you can't play "Mines bigger than yours" with an avatar like that. :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah! easy and JonJon I see you have more insight than most. I suppose everyone else was thinking that "Left Hooker" is some kind of perverted slut! (Now where could they possibly get an idea like that?)
westerross, Sir, tread quietly or you'll likely wake the little darling up and then we'll all be in deep deep shit :shock: :shock: She had an exhausting night last night
and needs her beauty sleep.Me? I'm gonna keep a low profile today. You'll see.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by Eagerslut9
Me? I'm gonna keep a low profile today. You'll see.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yeah? And I don't believe that either!!
:lol: Sex God
Quote by westerross
Me? I'm gonna keep a low profile today. You'll see.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yeah? And I don't believe that either!!
:lol:No I am really but Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't draw attention to it!!
And don't tell t&t 'cos I know she's lurking somewhere and I think I may be in trouble there. :twisted: :twisted: :shock: :shock:
8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Sex God
Quote by t&t
I don't want anyone knowing I'm here ..............again:gagged:
Ok Ok I won't say anything. Mum's the word!!
:therethere: Quote by westerross
<<<<<<< Brigadier General TE returns after a glorious career in the Army, where he rose through the ranks not quite remembering why he joined. "Something to do with a curry old chap" he used to muse in the mess after a stiff night on the whiskies. He knew there was a woman involved but he never really went into the detail. >>>>>
What's this I return from safeguarding the British Empire and what do I find? The blighters have been holding a demolition derby with artic tractor unit - fighting over the love of me youth.
Where is she the little darling? Ye Gods reading over this thread I can see she's led a merry dance - are you sure you ain't old Field Marshall Busty, sir ..- I mean Ma'am?
Well funnily enough, I do know a bit about tanks
ops: :oops: Sex God
Quote by t&t
<<<<<<< Brigadier General TE returns after a glorious career in the Army, where he rose through the ranks not quite remembering why he joined. "Something to do with a curry old chap" he used to muse in the mess after a stiff night on the whiskies. He knew there was a woman involved but he never really went into the detail. >>>>>
What's this I return from safeguarding the British Empire and what do I find? The blighters have been holding a demolition derby with artic tractor unit - fighting over the love of me youth.
Where is she the little darling? Ye Gods reading over this thread I can see she's led a merry dance - are you sure you ain't old Field Marshall Busty, sir ..- I mean Ma'am?
Well funnily enough, I do know a bit about tanks
ops: :oops: Well you make tracks over here smartish - right? I'll get me cannon - your turret or mine Field Marshal ma'am?
Quote by westerross
<<<<<<< Brigadier General TE returns after a glorious career in the Army, where he rose through the ranks not quite remembering why he joined. "Something to do with a curry old chap" he used to muse in the mess after a stiff night on the whiskies. He knew there was a woman involved but he never really went into the detail. >>>>>
What's this I return from safeguarding the British Empire and what do I find? The blighters have been holding a demolition derby with artic tractor unit - fighting over the love of me youth.
Where is she the little darling? Ye Gods reading over this thread I can see she's led a merry dance - are you sure you ain't old Field Marshall Busty, sir ..- I mean Ma'am?
Well funnily enough, I do know a bit about tanks
ops: :oops: Well you make tracks over here smartish - right? I'll get me cannon - your turret or mine Field Marshal ma'am?
I'll bring mine - which one would you prefer though - Chieftan or Piranha???
Sex God
That's not a reference to Dambuster's false teeth is it?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 
:rotflmao:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by t&t
<<<<<<< Brigadier General TE returns after a glorious career in the Army, where he rose through the ranks not quite remembering why he joined. "Something to do with a curry old chap" he used to muse in the mess after a stiff night on the whiskies. He knew there was a woman involved but he never really went into the detail. >>>>>
What's this I return from safeguarding the British Empire and what do I find? The blighters have been holding a demolition derby with artic tractor unit - fighting over the love of me youth.
Where is she the little darling? Ye Gods reading over this thread I can see she's led a merry dance - are you sure you ain't old Field Marshall Busty, sir ..- I mean Ma'am?
Well funnily enough, I do know a bit about tanks
ops: :oops: I'll bring mine - which one would you prefer though - Chieftan or Piranha???
Err I think Chieftain - I don't fancy those teeth on the Pirhana. How many gallons do you do to the mile?
Sex God
Quote by t&t
That's not a reference to Dambuster's false teeth is it?
Now stop - that gained me a private reprimand from the lovely Mr Buster yesterday
I'll get out my Challenger 2 instead??!
I think I fancy your Chieftain better. I made a complete bollocks of the previous post , which I've now corrected. Teach me not to preview!!
