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Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh! rolleyes
Having been back to single for a reasonable time now, why have I still not got it ........... why do I always cook enough for a flippin army :doh:
Anyone fancy some curry??????? dunno
I LOVE curry!
Did you know it's addictive? I suppose anything is really, but curry touches every type of taste bud in your mouth - you know, the sweet, sour etc??? I know what I mean ... :uhoh:
You could always invite a small army round to share you. Oops redface I mean 'it' ;)
Can I ask a stupid question ?
If you're single, why are you T & T ? Taxed and Tested confused ?
I'd love some curry - want to trade it for some of the mountains of minted lamb steaks I just made for myself????
Mike
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You could always invite a small army round to share you. Oops redface I mean 'it' ;)
Can I ask a stupid question ?
If you're single, why are you T & T ? Taxed and Tested confused

Small army - mmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And T & T - well yes surprisedops: :oops: Was and still am sometimes T & T, when clubbing and stuff, but on here it's just little ole me ........... but was toooo shy to stop in on my own to begin with!!! :uhoh:
So what to do now ........ just to be "T" would be a little odd ............ and don't like to ask to change it :oops: :oops: ........... think I'll have some curry and give it some thought .......................... :? :? :?
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mmmmmm can i have a portion......... of curry and a minted lamb chop........... or is that just plain greedy rolleyes

Very greedy! :shock:
You fancy sharing my army as well though??? lol :lol:
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You fancy sharing my army as well though??? lol :lol:

BUM ! ! ! !
I knew I should have stayed in longer.
BUGGER ! ! ! ! !
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mmmmmm can i have a portion......... of curry and a minted lamb chop........... or is that just plain greedy rolleyes

Greedy? NO!
What do you fancy as starters and what as your dessert??
redface surprisedops:
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Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh! rolleyes
Having been back to single for a reasonable time now, why have I still not got it ........... why do I always cook enough for a flippin army :doh:
Anyone fancy some curry??????? dunno

Look up The Army in the phone book, they may not have had their tea yet.... :roll:
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You fancy sharing my army as well though??? lol :lol:

BUM ! ! ! !
I knew I should have stayed in longer.
BUGGER ! ! ! ! !
Well nip round and share my curry, and you can stay in as long as you like:twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh! rolleyes
Having been back to single for a reasonable time now, why have I still not got it ........... why do I always cook enough for a flippin army :doh:
Anyone fancy some curry??????? dunno

"T" wave kiss :bounce: :bounce:
I just had curry too but 'cos I don't know how to use a kitchen I get mine delivered to the couch.
Hang on a mo.....................................................................is that a curry stain or......? :shock: :censored:
redface surprisedops: :twisted:
lol :lol: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hi there "E" kiss passionkiss
What a shame you've already satisfied your appetite - you could have come round and shared my army :evil2: :evil2:
Ah well - guess I'll have to keep them all to myself :eeek:
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You fancy sharing my army as well though??? lol :lol:

BUM ! ! ! !
I knew I should have stayed in longer.
BUGGER ! ! ! ! !
Well nip round and share my curry, and you can stay in as long as you like:twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Having read some of the other addys, I feel I should say that I don’t know if I’m well endowed (don’t think I am lol) or whether I’m a heavy cummer or long stayer or quick repeater. I think those things are relative (subjective or objective lol) and a lot depends on the attraction, time and place, chemistry etc.
I wish, oh how I wish ! !
AND - I never got my korai OR pizza last night. Decided in a drunken stupor that grilling two pork loins and frying some mushrooms was easier than phoning for a take away. Go figure ? ? ?
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Hi there "E" kiss passionkiss
What a shame you've already satisfied your appetite - you could have come round and shared my army :evil2: :evil2:
Ah well - guess I'll have to keep them all to myself :eeek:

To be honest I'm feeling stuffed but if the offer still stands I'll pop round later for afters. :evil2:
Unless (having both had curry) you think it'd be too explosive
to be in such close proximity to each other? :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops:
I'll do the washing up, promise! cool
:smitten: sillyassionkiss: bolt
Eager hunni - I'm just sorting out the Army at the mo :thrilled: :thrilled: so I may be a little tired later :sleeping:
But they may want dessert so you could always stop by then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Having been back to single for a reasonable time now, why have I still not got it ........... why do I always cook enough for a flippin army :doh:

You not the only one t&t, I always make too much, then I just have to help finish it all off...
(Pondering having eaten too much to move again)
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Eager hunni - I'm just sorting out the Army at the mo :thrilled: :thrilled: so I may be a little tired later :sleeping:
But they may want dessert so you could always stop by then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

You mean you'd make meworkfor my dessert? :shock: :shock:
(But I had a very tiring day yesterday) :grin: redface surprisedops:
:undecided: :color:
And it's even worse when I do pasta ................. I'm sure that flippin stuff reproduces in the pan ! confused :?
Though funnily enough I don't feel quite so hungry any more - something just put me off my supper :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
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Eager hunni - I'm just sorting out the Army at the mo :thrilled: :thrilled: so I may be a little tired later :sleeping:
But they may want dessert so you could always stop by then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

You mean you'd make meworkfor my dessert? :shock: :shock:
(But I had a very tiring day yesterday) :grin: redface surprisedops:
:undecided: :color:
Aaaaaawwww seeing as it's you :inlove: , and you had SUCH as stressful time yesterday :therethere: :therethere:, I'll let you have dessert for free hump passionkiss
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Eager hunni - I'm just sorting out the Army at the mo :thrilled: :thrilled: so I may be a little tired later :sleeping:
But they may want dessert so you could always stop by then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

You mean you'd make meworkfor my dessert? :shock: :shock:
(But I had a very tiring day yesterday) :grin: redface surprisedops:
:undecided: :color:
Aaaaaawwww seeing as it's you :inlove: , and you had SUCH as stressful time yesterday :therethere: :therethere:, I'll let you have dessert for free hump passionkiss
P H E W !! biggrin :D :D :D :love: :love: :love: :love: :smitten:
Think I need a lie down now. Off to my couch to recover coffee ? bolt
Clean up the "curry" stain smackbottom whip
and I'll be there in a bit :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

But I've still got some curry left if anyone's still hungry - bit spicy though :embarrased2:
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Clean up the "curry" stain smackbottom whip
and I'll be there in a bit :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
But I've still got some curry left if anyone's still hungry - bit spicy though :embarrased2:

Anyone hungry?
bolt (Back to S.H.A.G.S)
CURRY biggrin
Yes yes......yes yes yes
On diet so.......
NO no no no no no :cry: :cry:
None left now - my new army pals finished me, (oops sorry redface) IT off lol :lol: :lol:
Now going for a lie down ............... now where shall I go confused :? :?
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None left now - my new army pals finished me, (oops sorry redface) IT off lol :lol: :lol:
Now going for a lie down ............... now where shall I go confused :? :?

:bounce: :bounce:
Don't :bounce: too much hunni - I just had a lot of ...................................................................
hot stuff :giggle:
Eager - get your butt under here now ....................... I want your 500'th :thrilled:
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Eager - get your butt under here now ....................... I want your 500'th :thrilled:

Um, gulp!! I errrrrr think this is 501 :grin:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
O U C H
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dinner @ T's
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HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!! :laughabove: