Having been back to single for a reasonable time now, why have I still not got it ........... why do I always cook enough for a flippin army :doh:
Anyone fancy some curry???????
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Quote by JonJon
You could always invite a small army round to share you. OopsI mean 'it' ;)
Can I ask a stupid question ?
If you're single, why are you T & T ? Taxed and Tested
Small army - mmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And T & T - well yes
Was and still am sometimes T & T, when clubbing and stuff, but on here it's just little ole me ........... but was toooo shy to stop in on my own to begin with!!! :uhoh: So what to do now ........ just to be "T" would be a little odd ............ and don't like to ask to change it
........... think I'll have some curry and give it some thought .......................... 
Quote by t&t
Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!
Having been back to single for a reasonable time now, why have I still not got it ........... why do I always cook enough for a flippin army :doh:
Anyone fancy some curry???????
Look up The Army in the phone book, they may not have had their tea yet....
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!
Having been back to single for a reasonable time now, why have I still not got it ........... why do I always cook enough for a flippin army :doh:
Anyone fancy some curry???????
"T"
:bounce: :bounce: I just had curry too but 'cos I don't know how to use a kitchen I get mine delivered to the couch.
Hang on a mo.....................................................................is that a curry stain or......? :shock: :censored:
:twisted: 
Quote by t&t
You fancy sharing my army as well though???
BUM ! ! ! !
I knew I should have stayed in longer.
BUGGER ! ! ! ! !
Well nip round and share my curry, and you can stay in as long as you like:twisted: :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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AND - I never got my korai OR pizza last night. Decided in a drunken stupor that grilling two pork loins and frying some mushrooms was easier than phoning for a take away. Go figure ? ? ?
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Hi there "E"
What a shame you've already satisfied your appetite - you could have come round and shared my army :evil2: :evil2:
Ah well - guess I'll have to keep them all to myself :eeek:
To be honest I'm feeling stuffed but if the offer still stands I'll pop round later for afters. :evil2:
Unless (having both had curry) you think it'd be too explosive to be in such close proximity to each other? :shock: :shock:
I'll do the washing up, promise!
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Quote by t&t
Having been back to single for a reasonable time now, why have I still not got it ........... why do I always cook enough for a flippin army :doh:
You not the only one t&t, I always make too much, then I just have to help finish it all off...
(Pondering having eaten too much to move again)
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Eager hunni - I'm just sorting out the Army at the mo :thrilled: :thrilled: so I may be a little tired later :sleeping:
But they may want dessert so you could always stop by then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You mean you'd make meworkfor my dessert? :shock: :shock:
(But I had a very tiring day yesterday) :grin:
:undecided: :color:
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Dinner @ T's
Quote by Eagerslut9
Eager hunni - I'm just sorting out the Army at the mo :thrilled: :thrilled: so I may be a little tired later :sleeping:
But they may want dessert so you could always stop by then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You mean you'd make meworkfor my dessert? :shock: :shock:
(But I had a very tiring day yesterday) :grin:
:undecided: :color:
Aaaaaawwww seeing as it's you :inlove: , and you had SUCH as stressful time yesterday :therethere: :therethere:, I'll let you have dessert for free
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Eager hunni - I'm just sorting out the Army at the mo :thrilled: :thrilled: so I may be a little tired later :sleeping:
But they may want dessert so you could always stop by then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
You mean you'd make meworkfor my dessert? :shock: :shock:
(But I had a very tiring day yesterday) :grin:
:undecided: :color:
Aaaaaawwww seeing as it's you :inlove: , and you had SUCH as stressful time yesterday :therethere: :therethere:, I'll let you have dessert for free
P H E W !!
:love: :love: :love: :love: :smitten: Think I need a lie down now. Off to my couch to recover
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Quote by t&t
Clean up the "curry" stain
and I'll be there in a bit :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
But I've still got some curry left if anyone's still hungry - bit spicy though :embarrased2:
Anyone hungry?
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Quote by t&t
None left now - my new army pals finished me, (oops sorry
Now going for a lie down ............... now where shall I go
:bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by t&t
Eager - get your butt under here now ....................... I want your 500'th :thrilled:
Um, gulp!! I errrrrr think this is 501 :grin:
O U C H
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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