Eyes Wide Shut

16 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
Yep, but we are emulating the gorgeous people!
Mwah,mwah, ooo how cute, a pink poodle....... that is soooo last week! The new in colour for dog fur is duckegg blue (aka turquoise for the untrained minger).
Mwah, gotta run I have an appointment to pick up my parrot...... no dahhhhhling, not a real live one...... it's stuffed.

It all sounds to me like code for something very kinky.

16 Feb 2005

Guys, there's been a Hi-jack! sad

16 Feb 2005

This parrot is deceased..........
You of all people I thought would pick up the hint rolleyes

Just can't get the hijackers these days! :doh:
Stone him! biggrin

PS. consider a Hi-jacked thread part of the welcome commitee and a great honour as not all threads are hijcakable! ;) Don't worry, while we're hijacking it we're keeping it at the top for you, soon enough some boring fart, it's usually me, comes along and gets it back on track.

16 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
This parrot is deceased..........
You of all people I thought would pick up the hint
Just can't get the hijackers these days! :doh:
Stone him!

It's getting late Gem :cry: I'm slowing down :cry:
I must be pining for the fjords....

16 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
This parrot is deceased..........
You of all people I thought would pick up the hint
Just can't get the hijackers these days! :doh:
Stone him!
PS. consider a Hi-jacked thread part of the welcome commitee and a great honour as not all threads are hijcakable! ;) Don't worry, while we're hijacking it we're keeping it at the top for you, soon enough some boring fart, it's usually me, comes along and gets it back on track.

Not like the good old days......

Piccy of me on crowd control, along with Neil and Mr Davej, sir. Warwick, Warwick and Warwick flying the thread..............

*sigh*
Those were the days.
:cry:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
This parrot is deceased..........
You of all people I thought would pick up the hint
Just can't get the hijackers these days! :doh:
Stone him!
PS. consider a Hi-jacked thread part of the welcome commitee and a great honour as not all threads are hijcakable! ;) Don't worry, while we're hijacking it we're keeping it at the top for you, soon enough some boring fart, it's usually me, comes along and gets it back on track.

Not like the good old days......

Piccy of me on crowd control, along with Neil and Mr Davej, sir. Warwick, Warwick and Warwick flying the thread..............

*sigh*
Those were the days.
:cry:

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Nice snood! How 80's! lol

Bet you wore them to keep your mullets from combustion! :lol: Is brylcreme flamable? dunno

Neil has a gorgeous hair do at the moment..... :giggle: I think he is trying to emulate 's afro hair do from the 70's! :gagged: That was of course before hit him around the head with her worn out wooden leg and stunned his follicles so his mass of curly locks fell out. sad

Tis a sad sad tale. :(
:cry: Oh the good old days.........

16 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
This parrot is deceased..........
You of all people I thought would pick up the hint
Just can't get the hijackers these days! :doh:
Stone him!
PS. consider a Hi-jacked thread part of the welcome commitee and a great honour as not all threads are hijcakable! ;) Don't worry, while we're hijacking it we're keeping it at the top for you, soon enough some boring fart, it's usually me, comes along and gets it back on track.

Not like the good old days......

Piccy of me on crowd control, along with Neil and Mr Davej, sir. Warwick, Warwick and Warwick flying the thread..............

*sigh*
Those were the days.
:cry:
yaaaay a hijack! :bounce:
where we off this time easy? never quite made columbia last time round. think all the crew bailed out and we crashed? dunno

anyways can it be somewhere sunny? mates of yours need a lify to Egypt sometime soon eh? that'll do! :D
n x x x :P

16 Feb 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
yaaaay a hijack! :bounce:
where we off this time easy? never quite made columbia last time round. think all the crew bailed out and we crashed? anyways can it be somewhere sunny? mates of yours need a lify to Egypt sometime soon eh? that'll do!
n x x x :P

Scavenger! Just after a cheep holiday! lol

Room for a little 'un on your tour of Egypt or columbia? :D Glad to pour drinks and do generla ganster's moll thingymebobs....... whatever that will involve........
On second thoughts, can I have a Job Description before I apply??? :shock:

16 Feb 2005

Come on guys! Fever Parties? Anyone? confused

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16 Feb 2005

Never been.
Looks like you two are gonna have to be our guineapigs.
We'll wanna know all about it.

16 Feb 2005

Quote by lucky26
Come on guys! Fever Parties? Anyone? :

Mike's already told you that there's a feedback page on the site; don't be idle, go and look there. That's where all the gorgeous people are after all, why would you want the opinions of mingers who can't/wouldn't want to get in.

16 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
Ewww Rainbows! You could have told me your pussy was a moulting persian! I could make Ice Pie a hair piece with this fur! ;)

Please don't do that. They already call me fuckface at work. :shock:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Ewww Rainbows! You could have told me your pussy was a moulting persian! I could make Ice Pie a hair piece with this fur! ;)

Please don't do that. They already call me fuckface at work. :shock:
:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: No comment. :gagged:
lol

16 Feb 2005

Nice to see someone open and honest about what they want!
Good luck to you both kiss

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Nice to see someone open and honest about what they want!
Good luck to you both

Why thank-you! wink

16 Feb 2005

Quote by lucky26
Come on guys! Fever Parties? Anyone? :

no it's true, most of us are too old, too poor and too ugly to get in! the entrance exam seems a touch stiff, so we kinda stay at "the other end of the market!" ((( quoted from website! rolleyes

))) :lol2:
seriously tho, they obviously do pretty well, and would probably be exactly what you're after. you'll have to go and then update the reviews for the club pages ^^^ up there! ;) nothing ventured, nothing gained! smile

n x x x ;)

16 Feb 2005

In the broad light of day (vodka fumes floating away), does anyone else think this looks just a tad staged? I come on asking for exactly what a party organiser offers so that it gets chatted about on the site? (not bargaining for the expert hijacking skills displayed by one little gem lol

). Maybe I am just being ultra cynical this morning dunno

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
In the broad light of day (vodka fumes floating away), does anyone else think this looks just a tad staged? I come on asking for exactly what a party organiser offers so that it gets chatted about on the site? (not bargaining for the expert hijacking skills displayed by one little gem ). Maybe I am just being ultra cynical this morning

Hush now baby, baby don't you cry.
Am off to bed, for an hour or two. Snuggle up and forget all about things.
:love:

16 Feb 2005

Ah - me just being cynical. I have been corrected by PM - and I standup, bow and make my apology public kiss

16 Feb 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
yaaaay a hijack! :bounce:
where we off this time easy? never quite made columbia last time round. think all the crew bailed out and we crashed? anyways can it be somewhere sunny? mates of yours need a lify to Egypt sometime soon eh? that'll do!
n x x x :P

This thread's going to T'Egypt. I've no idea where this Egypt place is though. confused

:? :? :?
LG. Job Description is as follows: Duties as required. wink

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What do you mean "snood"? I borrowed that outfit off one of MrJs "buisness associates". :?
*wafts 80's style Morten Harker hairstyle out in a flounce*
*throws links out of window of thread for Lucky26*
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/reviews-12.html

Right....on with the hijack. Where's MrJ, sir and the Warwicks?

16 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
yaaaay a hijack! :bounce:
where we off this time easy? never quite made columbia last time round. think all the crew bailed out and we crashed? anyways can it be somewhere sunny? mates of yours need a lify to Egypt sometime soon eh? that'll do!
n x x x :P

This thread's going to T'Egypt. I've no idea where this Egypt place is though. confused

:? :? :?

Easy? and i thought you were technical? rolleyes

you have to go on T'Internet, then you can book it pack it fuck off. like that! smile

n x x x ;

16 Feb 2005

changing the subject here
but has anybody ever been to a club...like eyes wide shut
where everyone is in a mask...and no one knows who you have been ..and maybe even talking to........cause it is a quite a turn on when u see the film,and u think to yourself does that really go on....or just me thinking that
mr cruise had a good time there....well he wish he never went afterwards...but first it was like wow......
so question is...do these club night happen....im new and i aint got a clue..so what about you ??

16 Feb 2005

Quote by kinkyluton
and no one knows who you have been ..and maybe even talking to........
so question is...do these club night happen....im new and i aint got a clue..so what about you ??

They happen at every club that has a darkroom...we just don't bother with the masks. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Feb 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl
and no one knows who you have been ..and maybe even talking to........
so question is...do these club night happen....im new and i aint got a clue..so what about you ??

They happen at every club that has a darkroom...we just don't bother with the masks. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
hehe.....

17 Feb 2005

Quote by kinkyluton
changing the subject here
but has anybody ever been to a club...like eyes wide shut
where everyone is in a mask...and no one knows who you have been ..and maybe even talking to........cause it is a quite a turn on when u see the film,and u think to yourself does that really go on....or just me thinking that
mr cruise had a good time there....well he wish he never went afterwards...but first it was like wow......
so question is...do these club night happen....im new and i aint got a clue..so what about you ??

In short......... Yes! :twisted:
It was very very horny and we all ended up taking the masks off after a bit cos we were soooo hot and sweaty! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(pm if you wanna know more cos I fancy keeping this hijack to egypt going! lol

Sooooo, Easy, my duties are as required??? :twisted:
You'll have to suggest some more details of exactly what kind of duties they would be! :rascal:
Does Mr. Davej know that you have stolen his Morten Harket wig and his snood?

I don't think he will be very happy when he finds out! Watch your knee caps there Easy! bolt

:lol:

17 Feb 2005

*easy hands Gem an air hostess...... sorry, flight attendants uniform*

Here. Go put this on. wink

As Gem comes out of the loo after changing easy quietly comes up behind her and slips his strong hand over her mouth. Ppulling Gem close enough to him to feel the large bulge in his trousers, he wispers into her ear...
"I am in complete control of this thread and you are going to do everything I tell you to, aren't you?"
TBC :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by Vix
In the broad light of day (vodka fumes floating away), does anyone else think this looks just a tad staged? I come on asking for exactly what a party organiser offers so that it gets chatted about on the site? (not bargaining for the expert hijacking skills displayed by one little gem ). Maybe I am just being ultra cynical this morning

Hush now baby, baby don't you cry.
Am off to bed, for an hour or two. Snuggle up and forget all about things.
:love:
ooo fook to slow again :doh:

17 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Oh and welcome from a bit of a minger ;) :wave2:

Geez - Little Gem - if you are a minger I am flucking santa claus!!!! :lol: kiss

THEN WHERE IS MY FLIPPIN FIRE ENGINE SANTA!!!
*EDIT* that didn't come out right. GEM how can I make that up to you? you are luverly...

18 Feb 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
Oh and welcome from a bit of a minger ;) :wave2:

Geez - Little Gem - if you are a minger I am flucking santa claus!!!! :lol: kiss

THEN WHERE IS MY FLIPPIN FIRE ENGINE SANTA!!!
*EDIT* that didn't come out right. GEM how can I make that up to you? you are luverly...

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