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F1 season is back WOW!!

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just heard that Inter Lagos translates as "between the legs"
naughty Brazilians!
plenty of down-force required for this circuit
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"wet race" too
ooo
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for the purpose of this thread, to be refered to as:
slick
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Mark_July
Orgasminator
Um forgive my ignorance but has the race started? if not when is kick off... dunno
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to blend in with the dedicated GP race crowd though it is best to adopt the behaviours of this breed.
A "race Kit" is best to have to hand.
Reserves for the duration to demonstrate said dedication.
Specialist equipment can be employed, however, personal preferences are never frowned upon and improvisation leading on to improved viewing performance is positively encouraged.
My Kit for Brazil consists of:
*coffee
... lots, produced two cups at a time for swift and smooth chang-over.
*salted peanuts
*Minstrels
*Hand-rolling tobacco
*Cigarette papers
*lighter
*mobile telephone
for emergancy text communication and impromptu sauce.
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Mark_July
Orgasminator
Bloody hell...He just got hit on his head by a car....
Im going to try this kit thing...
Fags..
Coffee.
Will be better prepared next time!
smile
Mark_July
Orgasminator
Not brave enough to call you a pro! biggrin
I have just found a big bag of tortillas...
They will help drown out those noisy cars.. :D
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on a serious note, I see we have a new japanese driver on the grid.
Now then, all xenophobia aside... Japanese drivers have historically added a certain... frisson to events.
all really rather jolly good.
In his honour I have added a small selection of slightly cracked and maybe a little soft Sea weed peanuts to my GP Kit.
I found them in my bedding.
lp
Mark_July
Orgasminator
Does that mean he is a less than competent driver!...I can hear an Aussie talking...They dont let them participate too do they?...Fkin Aussies! (long story)
Kobiashi,,,was he not in the usual suspects...?
:shock:
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they are warming, like pre-pitstop tyres in thier blankets... in the other 'specialist' item in the GP Kit I feared to mention previously.
That being the comfortable and sensual pair of VPL ladypanties I just happened to fall into this morning when thoughts of the race and a text or two steered my mind in the right direction.
nuts, anyone?
lp
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I see they've hit the 'mute' button for the Brazillian national anthem.
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Quote by varca
they are warming, like pre-pitstop tyres in thier blankets... in the other 'specialist' item in the GP Kit I feared to mention previously.
That being the comfortable and sensual pair of VPL ladypanties I just happened to fall into this morning when thoughts of the race and a text or two steered my mind in the right direction.
nuts, anyone?
lp

Do the VPLs give good 'traction control' :grin: more of an aerodynamic profile
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>parp<
pay attention... race start
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bluexxx
Sex God
Who'd have thought the Button-boy would ever win a world championship - well I never :P
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very zippie Button!!!
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Quote by Ms_Whips
>parp<
pay attention... race start
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oh well done varca, that's hillarious!
whipsyes yes.. very funny Im sure
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accepted
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nellie1
Sex God
fantastic biggrin in his own words jenson button is ..... world champion baby :D
soooooooooooooo pleased for him and the team
and loved the celebration going on behind jake (think thats his name) when he and his co presenters were chatting :D
GnV
Sex God
Some great photos
Sarah
Sex God
OK BBC1
Last one of this season, lol
Wow what a course and marina, the money they must have spent
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what with other things going on at the moment, I had forgotten about this, so it has come as a lovely suprise.
brrm brrm
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Steve
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Wow what a course and marina, the money they must have spent

Pity the Beeb couldn't have spent a few coppers and purchased a Poppy for EJ to wear....
Sarah
Sex God
Do you know I have just noticed that as well, even he could have bought his own, they must pay them enough.
Steve
Sex God
He didn't have one on yesterday either mad
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lots of people choose not to show a poppy.
it may not be a sign of disrespect.
I don't wear a poppy.
that doesn't mean I do not respect the cause.
however, this is a gp thread.
brrm brrm
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Sarah
Sex God
Mechincal failour!
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now then, I havent been paying attention... but are some teams sharing a garage?
odd things happening.
But JOY with hammy out... jolly good .Kobayashi is looking good!!!
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Sarah
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
now then, I havent been paying attention... but are some teams sharing a garage?
odd things happening.
But JOY with hammy out... jolly good .Kobayashi is looking good!!!
lp

No, he parked in the wrong pit box, and was wave on, by the crew, and then ran out of fuel...