a few girls dont mind letting you give them facials and how many tell us not to get it there eyes or hair. christ when i spash my man juice i cant place it down like a cruise missle i have a rough idea and thats all where its go to land. when it does splash there eyes or hair all hell lets have to put up with them storming off and them being upset . then you say sorry and you know the silent treatment is going to come .. meaning that your have to go out on weekend and spend money on her . now 4 a tip for the ladies in truth we like to watch you squint you eyes and pull away as it hits your pretty why we do it now 4 a tip 4 the men if you really want to get a reaction you aim has to be good or your have to get in real close.. i find the best way to do this is to holdback the hair and head with one hand and wank away with the other .then when you know your going to cum place your cock next to ear hole if you are able to fill the ear canal with your man juice i guarntee your get a responce it will cost you but at least you will have the satisfaction thats shes walking about as if she was hearing in a swimming pool and thats she waiting 4 her ear to pop like it does on a airoplane. any more tips please pm as i spent many a year in this battle field
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Casanova
I think you are just looking for reactions..
I think you believe any attention is good attention...
I think you believe any attention is good attention...
I've always found most women I meet to like a good exfoliating, deep skin cleanser before a facial, usually the peel off fask mask kind and if I'm feeling particularly gentlemanly I will usually cut two small cucumber slices to relieve the puffiness of the eyes.
I'm not sure which salon you get your advice about weekly skin care routines from, butI would most certainly take it up with the management, that doesnot seem at all as if it would be of any benefit to the overall appearance or condition of one's skin.
Or am I missing something?
I'm not sure which salon you get your advice about weekly skin care routines from, butI would most certainly take it up with the management, that doesnot seem at all as if it would be of any benefit to the overall appearance or condition of one's skin.
Or am I missing something?
Quote by Srne
I've always found most women I meet to like a good exfoliating, deep skin cleanser before a facial, usually the peel off fask mask kind and if I'm feeling particularly gentlemanly I will usually cut two small cucumber slices to relieve the puffiness of the eyes.
I'm not sure which salon you get your advice about weekly skin care routines from, butI would most certainly take it up with the management, that doesnot seem at all as if it would be of any benefit to the overall appearance or condition of one's skin.
Or am I missing something?
Isn't cum the basic ingredient of all facial skin creams?
wrinkle reducing
age appearance reducing
plumping and firming lips
all of them - as approved by "laboratiore spermier"
pmsl
Sex God
Quote by GnV
You'll be drinking engine oil next...
Come on Gnv, no one would stoop quite so low :giggle:
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
I've always found most women I meet to like a good exfoliating, deep skin cleanser before a facial, usually the peel off fask mask kind and if I'm feeling particularly gentlemanly I will usually cut two small cucumber slices to relieve the puffiness of the eyes.
I'm not sure which salon you get your advice about weekly skin care routines from, butI would most certainly take it up with the management, that doesnot seem at all as if it would be of any benefit to the overall appearance or condition of one's skin.
Or am I missing something?
Isn't cum the basic ingredient of all facial skin creams?
wrinkle reducing
age appearance reducing
plumping and firming lips
all of them - as approved by "laboratiore spermier"
pmsl
After much reading up,and live lab testing on human guinea pig, plus an exhausted scrotum and female lab tester with much rejuvenated skin, I confirm this to be true. All in the name of science!!
Sex God
If cum was so good for wrinkles - how come scrotums (scrota?) are like pricked balloons? And surely a man's working hand would be twice as smooth as his non-working hand?
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
If cum was so good for wrinkles - how come scrotums (scrota?) are like pricked balloons? And surely a man's working hand would be twice as smooth as his non-working hand?
Damn foiled!!! :lol2:
Sex God
I took the post as tongue in cheek and it made me giggle... Had too many eye infections because I like to watch so therefore don't close them 
