Due to reasons I have no intention of tell you nosey bastards about in a thread – I have not been my usual self for a number of weeks. Posting less and less and only seeming to make serious comments, something has been missing from the PoloLady you all worship and fear.
Well I give you all fair warning………………
I am back to being ME!
Yes, tremble in fear of the sarcastic, dry-wit comments which are about to head your way. Prepare yourselves for the onslaught (which I am just getting warmed-up for) you mere mortal Swingers.
Don’t expect me to hold back. Don’t expect me to take anything too seriously, I am in far too good a mood to be serious – but that doesn’t mean you should expect any mercy.
Stick plasters and antiseptic won’t help you now – I feel great and that means I am likely to be more dangerous and unpredictable than a Chav on White-Lightning playing with a fully loaded M16.
Don’t say you haven’t been warned! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: