falling asleep on the job

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I'm actually trying not to be rude. I think it's very indiscreet of you to post what you did, whether she's a member on here or not. And to be honest, you left yourself wide open to a little mickey-taking when you said she only has sex with you when you've both been drinking.

well you are being rude......... even though u say your trying not to be
i hear what you say about discretion.... but when do 2 wrongs make a right.......???
i might have left myself open to mickey taking but your comments about being worried about me are too severe.............

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
I agree Freckledbird

surprise surprise

22 Jul 2006

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22 Jul 2006

I haven't done anything wrong.

22 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
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Spit it out, PL.

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
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Spit it out, PL.
bolt

22 Jul 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
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Spit it out, PL.
Please PL... smile

22 Jul 2006

DeeCee
Feet first, both feet; I'm jumping in.
Eyes wide open.
I'm sort of hoping the drink is affecting the way you've posted.
I've have to say, I think your posts in this thread are showing you as a complete arse.
Whenever (on more thasn one occasion redface

) something similar has happened to me, I have without exception, seen the funny side of this situation.
Following a munch, a smaller drinking/shagging session; or in vanilla life; or in any event.

22 Jul 2006

of course i see the funny side of it..........
it was a light hearted post.............
im off to follow the advice of those who saw it as such.......
hic

23 Jul 2006

now that you've successfully let people know you've pulled:

shes an absolutely beautiful looking woman
beautiful face
slim
large chest
imaculately turned out
blonde hair
dark eyes

and she's in a long line of 30+ other fems you've met with
i'm inclined to say
discrete my arse.

23 Jul 2006

Quote by Darkfire
discrete my arse.

And on which page of the Karma Sutra would I find that particular position, Miss ?

23 Jul 2006

Quote by dambuster

discrete my arse.

And on which page of the Karma Sutra would I find that particular position, Miss ?
Page 47 :twisted: thought you would have known that Dammie rolleyes

23 Jul 2006

Quote by lilacgem

discrete my arse.

And on which page of the Karma Sutra would I find that particular position, Miss ?
Page 47 :twisted: thought you would have known that Dammie rolleyes

That depends if you have the new SH version hunni. It's laminated for easy cleaning, is waterproof ( handy for those hot tub times ) has 38 more pages and has a personal injuries disclaimer ready for photocopying in the back

23 Jul 2006

Quote by DeeCee
.............
and im downstairs firing up the computer..............bored out of my mind
im wondering if any other members can relate to this and offer some advice?

keep going upstairs and check her pulse lol

23 Jul 2006

Quote by DeeCee
tonight i met up with a good friend of mine.............
shes an absolutely beautiful looking woman
beautiful face
slim
large chest
imaculately turned out
blonde hair
dark eyes
the problem is always the same......... after only a few drinks with dinner, she gets very tipsy and as night follows day..... very horny....
so there we were, back at mine, sat on the couch, having a bottle of bubbly.. when she suggests that we go upstairs............
15 minutes of frantic activity later.......... she's fast asleep...........and the evenings over!!
and im downstairs firing up the computer..............bored out of my mind
im wondering if any other members can relate to this and offer some advice?

Dee Cee...I'm afraid I'm guilty of similar....hubby is a night owl, I'm not....we'll have a really nice evening, a drink or six, bit of a wind up and if he doesn't time it just right, I'm out like a light!
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
But...I make it up to him in the morning.....I've a bit of a thing for the early morning wake up call. :twisted:

23 Jul 2006

It's quite obvious really, you are feeding her too much. Try taking her out for a sandwich and a drink first, then promise of a big dinner after.....

23 Jul 2006

Next time go for vodka and red bull.
H.x

23 Jul 2006

You should be flattered she feels safe enough to fall asleep in your bed. This means a lot more than what you give yourself credit for. As for saying she only has sex with you when she drinks, I had a laugh. I think you are a very nice guy. Other men would have woken her up and thrown her out but you are a true friend and respect her need to sleep even if it leaves you unfulfilled.

23 Jul 2006

Well i have had the same problem with guys & yes a lady who fall asleep on you.. We all have different levels of stamina & need different amounts of sleep.
I am a day & night person so can cope with very little sleep at times but understand that others may not be able to keep awake like me or on a bad night i might crash out on them.
My advice is always take a book with you lol

:lol: :lol:
If it keeps happening find another play friend.
To have to much drink the first time you play is ok as we can all have an attack of the nerves but if it keeps happening then i would be questioning why?

23 Jul 2006

i thought for one minute this thread had been killed off.....
seems that some of you have been there before ............and some of you do it regularly......
Anyhow, rather than go into details as to how our evening ended... ill leave that your imaginations.................
wink

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

23 Jul 2006

Mrs Mdr will kill me for this but it was funny......
We were in a hotel and had a little play with a couple we know and after a while we stopped for a drink.... Mrs mdr accepted a wine which she never usually drinks and within 10 mins was fast asleep sprawled accross the bed........ we didn't have the heart (or the guts) to wake her lol

We still see the couple and they never offer wine!!
Mike

24 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
... seems she only has sex with me when we've been drinking..........

That says it all!
:thumbup:
Must make you feel sexy.....
lol

I fell asleep once during sex! Yes I had consumed rather a lot of vino... I wasn't popular!

24 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I fell asleep once during sex! Yes I had consumed rather a lot of vino... I wasn't popular!

I fell asleep in the middle of sex once. I remember getting going and finishing but the bit in the middle, I haven't got a fLucking clue :lol2:
It was also due to drink rolleyes

24 Jul 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

I fell asleep once during sex! Yes I had consumed rather a lot of vino... I wasn't popular!

I fell asleep in the middle of sex once. I remember getting going and finishing but the bit in the middle, I haven't got a fLucking clue :lol2:
It was also due to drink rolleyes

:laughabove:
Well I'm glad its not just me then!
I have to say in my defence though that I had already performed the energetic giving side of things and was actually in receipt of my pleasure when I dozed off! redface

24 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Must make you feel sexy.....

im not answering on the grounds that my answer might incriminate me........ :gagged:

24 Jul 2006

Quote by DeeCee

Must make you feel sexy.....

im not answering on the grounds that my answer might incriminate me........ :gagged:
Where is she ?
Where ????
Show me . .
I'll feel her :twisted:

24 Jul 2006

she's in bed with sleep, dozy and bashful
H.x

24 Jul 2006

Quote by DeeCee

Must make you feel sexy.....

im not answering on the grounds that my answer might incriminate me........ :gagged:
:laughabove:

25 Jul 2006

DeeCee, I feel for you mate!.
I met a girl a couple of weeks ago in a pub, my mates wife knew her and introduced us. The drinky poo's where flowing and I thought i'm in with a chance here, so I hit her with the killer line "do you wanna come back to mine and watch saving private ryan" and bugger me she says yes.
As soon as we get through the door she's on me, i'm thinking lovely lovely and we start shagging. After about 10 minutes, she falls asleep while we are doing it!! :shock: .
I stop shagging and cuddle up to her and think i'll have another go in the morning. I wake up in the morning and she's gone, I wander's into the bathroom to have a pee, and what do I find, sick everywhere!!, in the toilet, in the bath, in the sink and in my spider plant!
Guess iv'e lost my touch redface