False advetisement on a sign!!!!

7 Jun 2005

Hi guys
On my way to work today I saw a sign saying "Summer Swinging Here Tonight" :shock:
Now as it is a tiny village I drive through I didn't hold much hope that it would be something interesting but never the less all day I have been thinking of that damn sign! All day I have had very vivid fantasies about it - which is really distracting in meetings and got me in lots of trouble (nothing new there!!) wink

So I finished work 10 mins early to check it out. I just couldn't think what else it could be about - was someone having a meet that wasnt advertised or something? Well my mind was racing. confused

: :?: :?: (What mind most people would add here!!)
So I got to the village parked up and went and had a look. It was actually for the local gardening club advertising their next seminar on building and positioning a garden swing!! While I was reading it a lovely old lady asked me if I would be interested in going and learning about swings!
I politely declined and walked off dissapointedly muttering to myself!!
Anyone else found any equally misleading signs that has had them horney all day?
Katy
xx

7 Jun 2005

Not quite, but I was terribly dissappointed by the film "A Man Called Horse".

7 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Not quite, but I was terribly dissappointed by the film "A Man Called Horse".

should've watched Equus then wink

7 Jun 2005

I discovered swinging heaven by accident. At the time I was looking for a site which would improve my golf swing. needless to say ive hardly played golf since......but my swing technique has improved hugely.
Anyone fancy practicing with me?

7 Jun 2005

does the film title boxing helena count..

7 Jun 2005

Two guys went to the cinema, to see the film "Grand Prix ", but walked out half way through, complaining
" It was all about motor racing " lol

thechairman18

8 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Not quite, but I was terribly dissappointed by the film "A Man Called Horse".

ops: :oops:

8 Jun 2005

Films bahh!
"Slapstick" was the worst bdsm movie of all time. "The Flying Serpent" hadn't heard of Freud. The world survived "Armageddon". "The Big Sleep" completely failed to cure my insomnia, "Total Recall" left me blank but I could see "Pitch Black", the "Green Mile" looked a lot shorter to me and I won't even mention "Snatch"...

8 Jun 2005

Quote by swingpin
Films bahh!
"Slapstick" was the worst bdsm movie of all time. "The Flying Serpent" hadn't heard of Freud. The world survived "Armageddon". "The Big Sleep" completely failed to cure my insomnia, "Total Recall" left me blank but I could see "Pitch Black", the "Green Mile" looked a lot shorter to me and I won't even mention "Snatch"...

Don't forget the blatantly false advertising of 'The Never ending story'

8 Jun 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Films bahh!
"Slapstick" was the worst bdsm movie of all time. "The Flying Serpent" hadn't heard of Freud. The world survived "Armageddon". "The Big Sleep" completely failed to cure my insomnia, "Total Recall" left me blank but I could see "Pitch Black", the "Green Mile" looked a lot shorter to me and I won't even mention "Snatch"...

Don't forget the blatantly false advertising of 'The Never ending story'
...or Naked Lunch

8 Jun 2005

I used to be in a band called 'free beer all night' put posters up everywhere,packed house every night,but some of them failed to see the funny side lol

8 Jun 2005

Ok, it wasn't a sign but once, a complete stranger told me to 'get fucked'
It wasn't until after I realised I had been slating his peculiar way of parking in the pub car park.
S xx