gerald? ratner 'this stuffs shite'
rod hull 'should i lash that ladder'
and i once made a huge mistake when i said' i do'
Churchill with his famous 'V' sign 'No Home Secretary, I really do mean Fuck off Hitler'
ghandi gasps:
next time around, I'll slap the b*stards!
oh! shit! where did all those fookin indians come from ?
Custer at "THE Little BigHorne "
"Well, here we are on the world's largest hydrogen airship; this calls for a cigare."
capt of the "Hindenberg"
"Oh for Christ's sake, let her drive..." — The commander of Challenger
These are supposedly true:
Lady Astor on her deathbed, woke to find all her family around her and asked
'Am I dying or is this my birthday?'
The late and great Humphrey Bogart
'I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.'
King Harold - watch what your doing with that arrow mate you could have someone's eye out
Brittany Spears - Next Please
Graham Gooch and Elton john-It hasn't made a bald bit of difference to my looks.
Hitler: 'Somebody gimme a cigar - I'll never get out of this bunker'
Casanova: 'Your husband's just walked where?'
Scott of the Antarctic: 'Jeez it's a bit chilly here innit?'
The fatted calf - "I hear the young master has returned"
Heard on the turkey farm:
'Yippee! It's Christmas!'
Rev Jim Jones - "I'll get the first round."
these stingrays are harmless............................. steve irwin
isnt it dangerous to mix drugs?................................... john belushi
shall we have a swim.............................. stuart lubock ( barrymores party guest )
i told you i was ill................................ spike milligan ) its on his gravestone
sorry for offending anyone...................
" beem me up scotty " - gene roddenberry
Dracula - Do you know, I really fancy a steak!
:smackbottom: that's not YOUR stuff! remember 
