I already know what my last words will be ........
"Davej, whats this button for .......
And I think his will be .....
"for fecks sake dont press the ................."
Garrett, Johnny Frank (?-1991)
"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass."
Garrett brutally murdered a Catholic nun in 1981. Caught, tried, and convicted, Garrett was finally executed in 1991 after exhausting his legal appeals process.
"Has God forgotten everything I've done for him ?" — Louis XIV (1638—1715), French king.
I told you I was ill ! Spike Milligan (well it says it on his grave stone so it's sort of his last words)
"ICEBERG!!......DEAD AHEAD!!
It's a little known fact that I died in October 2003, about a week after joining this site. Any posts that appear to have been made by me since then were actually written by my ghost.
My last words were to Blue: "do your worst".
I'd do it all again.
Leonardo da Vinci
"I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have."
I remember hearing about the guy in america who always kept a loaded gun on his bedside cabinet next to the phone. One night the phone rang and he picked up the gun and shot himself in the head, wonder if he said hello first?
Mr Tweeky
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" -- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
"Bugger Bognor" seems to have lasted the course - King George V.
I think mine would be:
"Tune Essence by name - Tumescent by nature. Here's a tenner fer the guy who can nail down the coffin!"
Bloke with the red top
"Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color? "
oohh...........my last words are likely to be something along the lines of......
no need to disconnect it.....it'll only take a minute to fix i.........................
or if on hol
yes......i know i'm in feckin' spain and yes i am driving on the right side of the feckin' roa............
I think Buger Bogner was earlie than George V - but I could be wrong.
Lord Palmerston (PM in the 1850/1860s) dying words are, alegedly to have been:
"I could have another of Bellamy's meat pies"
And no, McC has no ide who Bellamy may have been or why the great politician felt that he needed one on his death bed!
McC
I really hope these are not your last words!!
McC
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Antoinette, Marie, Queen of France (1755-1793)
"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur."
Marie Antoinette was the wife of King Louis XVI. She was convicted of treason following the Revolution and sentenced to death by beheading. As she approached the guillotine, she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner
:lol: :lol:
ops: Pete your the trecking sort bail an old mate out will you. 
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with a few tablts to take away the pain. & give me back my escpism :D