I spent a lot of time not really doing any work yesterday...... and thought about all those famous plays that could have a Swinging Heaven influence..........
For example........ Othello........ 'Get thee to the Chatroom'.........
Midsummer Nights Dream...... 'Me thought i was enamoured of a Swinger'....
Richard III ...... 'A pin, a pin, my Kingdom for a Swinging Heaven Pin'.........
Macbeth....... How now you ... hags?..... thats a general greeting in the Chatroom....lol
Richard III... 'Now is the Winter of our discontent, made glorious Summer by this Swinging Club'......
'Is this a Swinging Heaven pin i see before me?'............
lol.......... there must be loads more............lol
equi-princess xxx
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Famous Swinging Heaven Quotes
Sex God
Good idea for a thread, equi-princess!
A quote which is a good description of the content here in the cafe:
"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't". (Hamlet)
One which sums up the appeal of swinging clubs:
"the play's the thing." (Hamlet again)
A quote which is a good description of the content here in the cafe:
"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't". (Hamlet)
One which sums up the appeal of swinging clubs:
"the play's the thing." (Hamlet again)
I have to admit that when I first saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be quotes from SH members, things that I see sometimes on peoples posts like FLuck (TM whoever)(apologies whoever you are I forget right now). Might be helpful to us 'newbies' .... am I still a newbie??? 
lol
lol 
Sorry, did film versions, as couldn't remember any good thespian pieces :P
"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... swingingheaven'"
"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never drink at a munch again!."
"If you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, do you know what's gonna happen to you?...You're gonna have to answer to the Mods!!!."
"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. Ah, I must be in the forum then :P "
"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... swingingheaven'"
"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never drink at a munch again!."
"If you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, do you know what's gonna happen to you?...You're gonna have to answer to the Mods!!!."
"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. Ah, I must be in the forum then :P "
Sex God
Quote by Serendipity
Much Ado About Nothing:
How tarty that gentleman looks! I never can see him but I am heart-burned an hour after
(Dedicated to Eagerslut I think!)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: "Once more into my breeches dear friends, once more............"
:wink: :twisted: :rascal: :rascal:
Some good ones there! 
What about Shakey on oral sex:
"My love's more richer than my tongue". - (King Lear, Act I, Scene I).
"Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?" - (Hamlet, Act III, Scene II).
Or on cantankerous newbies:
"...a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - (Macbeth, Act V, Scene V).
What about Shakey on oral sex:
"My love's more richer than my tongue". - (King Lear, Act I, Scene I).
"Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?" - (Hamlet, Act III, Scene II).
Or on cantankerous newbies:
"...a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - (Macbeth, Act V, Scene V).
Sex God
Not quite on topic, but:
Q: What would be a dogger's favourite performance of Shakespeare?
A: As You Like It in the open air.
Mike.
Q: What would be a dogger's favourite performance of Shakespeare?
A: As You Like It in the open air.
Mike.
Must admit when I read the title I though tthese were going to be quotes by fellow forumites .....
so the only real one that sprang to mind is .......
Bollox! TM NeilnolongerinLeeds.!
Alternatively .......
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. Ice Pie @ the first Notts Munch
:lol: :lol: :D :mrGreen:
Cx
so the only real one that sprang to mind is .......
Bollox! TM NeilnolongerinLeeds.!
Alternatively .......
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. Ice Pie @ the first Notts Munch
:lol: :lol: :D :mrGreen:Cx
Casanova
How about famous presidents something along the lines of:
Dont think about what swinging can do for you but what you can do for swinging????
Cunjours up all sorts of ideas...ummm
Dont think about what swinging can do for you but what you can do for swinging????
Cunjours up all sorts of ideas...ummm
Orgasminator
"what light from beyond the window breaks, Tis juliet advertising being up for dogging" or summat like that anyway
Casanova
Quote by equi-princess
To swing or not to swing......... that is the question.........
lol......
equi-princess xxx
Thats no question as theres only one answer...
