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What are peoples opinions about Fanny Farts? Do you love 'em? or hate 'em? Does it depend on the relationship? What if you encounter one for the first time with a new girlfriend?? Has this subject been covered before? (if so, i humbly beg everyones forgiveness!! :P ) Does it break the moment or make the moment????
Love to you all.
:giggle: <<< this so reminds me of Cartman!!
They happen!
That is my veiw on the matter.
Guilty as charged redface surprisedops: :oops:
Im so gonna regret saying that ......
I'm sorry to say that when such a noise erupts from me I often start to giggle........and that is probably much more offensive to the poor fella than the noise!! Hehehehehe
redface sorry!!! lol
Well I was always taught that they happen when a girl is really enjoying it, so I take them as a compliment.
We giggle too,
But the bigger the giggle the louder the fart!!! :silly:
Thankfully sex is fun, and not a serious matter!! rotflmao :giggle:
we have had a few of them i just laugh about it but Mr northeast couple is never amused by them redface
Northeastcpl: as per your signature about regular farts: what happens if one holds in a fanny fart?
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I'm sorry to say that when such a noise erupts from me I often start to giggle........and that is probably much more offensive to the poor fella than the noise!! Hehehehehe
redface sorry!!! lol

Well if you'd giggle........... then I think I would too. :lol:
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I'm sorry to say that when such a noise erupts from me I often start to giggle........and that is probably much more offensive to the poor fella than the noise!! Hehehehehe
redface sorry!!! lol

It happens, laugh and carry on. Can I carry on???
Ahhhh....Friendly xxxx
I would never say no to carrying on....but as has been mentioned...once one has erupted then it is usually followed by friends.....and a fit of giggling ensues which causes more... OMG...now i sound like a veritable fanny fart machine....for shame redface
I'm now in serious need of a good telling off and a spank for my bad behaviour!! rolleyes
Any volunteers?? hehehehehehe
parp....oops...soz xxxxxx
it only happens to me in one position, what are other people's experiences?
on my hands and knees and being penetrated from behind :P
I must admit that it generally only happens in my most favourite of positions too........
that bloody doggy style has a lot to answer for!!
woof woof parp hehehehe
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Ahhhh....Friendly xxxx
I'm now in serious need of a good telling off and a spank for my bad behaviour!! rolleyes
Any volunteers?? hehehehehehe
parp....oops...soz xxxxxx

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: hump
any more cuddlebunny? xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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woof woof parp hehehehe

lol :lol: :shock:
LOL... that is so good
Ooer Friendly...... i feel better now I've been punished....thankyou!!
Now stop trying to hijack the thread you naughty fella or you'll be the one getting the spanking!!
lol
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Ooer Friendly...... i feel better now I've been punished....thankyou!!
Now stop trying to hijack the thread you naughty fella or you'll be the one getting the spanking!!
lol

Is that a promise??
Only the doogy position eh??
whoop,whoop, ding, ding, grrr, grrr, hubba hubba!!! hump :silly:
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woof woof parp hehehehe

lol :lol: :shock:
LOL... that is so good
redface why ty xxxxxx
I must admit that that was one of my more wittier remarks!! lol
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Only the doogy position eh??
whoop,whoop, ding, ding, grrr, grrr, hubba hubba!!! hump :silly:

Is that a Scottish position?
lol
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Only the doogy position eh??
whoop,whoop, ding, ding, grrr, grrr, hubba hubba!!! hump :silly:

Yep.....for me anyway!! lol
But as its my most favourite of positions.......oooooooo,going all funny thinking about it now........fanny farts galore would not stop me!!
woof woof parp hehehehe howl whimper beg
Don't be sat reading this all night, go and do what you like best!!!
You know you wanna. hump
I would if i could pNh....but alas,i am a singleton and trying to use my ikkle battery operated friend in the doggy style is a little too much hard work for me....boohoo :cry:
I need a friend to help me out.......or a very diligent vet! hehehehehehe
Happens to me too its embarrasing but could be worse!!
Could be an arse fart after hard anal and you follow through!! (never happened to me but sure it could!) confused
Just use a hand driven model, that way you are in charge. (when the batteries aren't)
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Happens to me too its embarrasing but could be worse!!
Could be an arse fart after hard anal and you follow through!! (never happened to me but sure it could!) confused

Yep.....I guess a squelch is better than pebble dashed wall paper anyday!!
Eeewwwww.....can't believe i just typed that!! LOL
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Happens to me too its embarrasing but could be worse!!
Could be an arse fart after hard anal and you follow through!! (never happened to me but sure it could!) confused

Yep.....I guess a squelch is better than pebble dashed wall paper anyday!!
Eeewwwww.....can't believe i just typed that!! LOL
lol speaking of pepple dashed wallpaper haha or rather who flug dung!! That did happen once!! Luckily its all cleaned up and wallpapered over now :shock: