Fantasies about Jonathan Ross

30 May 2005

Am I the only one, but I keep having dreams about Jonathan Ross. Had a dream last night - lasted for ages - we met loads of swingers in cafes and clubs - and he still came home with me! This was after being soaked in the rain. Was so good!

30 May 2005

Quote by walnut
Am I the only one, but I keep having dreams about Jonathan Ross. Had a dream last night - lasted for ages - we met loads of swingers in cafes and clubs - and he still came home with me! This was after being soaked in the rain. Was so good!

''Im sorry but IMHO, that is the sickest fings ive ever wread on ear!!!!

30 May 2005

Cant say i have had any dreams of jonathan Woss and i think if i did ,they would be classed as nightmares biggrin

Lindaxxx

30 May 2005

I actually find him rather annoying.....but quite gorgeous at the same time.
Very disturbingly, I had THE most erotic dream about Bradley Walsh!!! (that Danny Baldwin bloke from Corrie) very very disturbing but god it was horny....
END HIJACK... redface

30 May 2005

Met Rossys wife when filming she was so fun nicest lady ive met lol

30 May 2005

Part of my dream was being caught in the rain with Jonathan and clinging to him... OK so not everyone's fantasy, but felt good!

30 May 2005

And you admit all this in an open forum!! :shock:

30 May 2005

Quote by bartfarst
Met Rossys wife when filming she was so fun nicest lady ive met

and lets face it proper totty as well. Weve always said we wouldnt be surprised to bump into them at a swingers party .

30 May 2005

Johnathon Woss ????? yuk yuk yuk

30 May 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Met Rossys wife when filming she was so fun nicest lady ive met

and lets face it proper totty as well. Weve always said we wouldnt be surprised to bump into them at a swingers party .

Now that's a Ross i wouldn't say no to...

30 May 2005

Quote by walnut
Am I the only one, but I keep having dreams about Jonathan Ross. Had a dream last night - lasted for ages - we met loads of swingers in cafes and clubs - and he still came home with me! This was after being soaked in the rain. Was so good!

That is sad...so very,very sad.
Now is wife is another story ...........

30 May 2005

No, she writes stories - she's a journalist and/or an author I believe.

30 May 2005

He's horny! I was at one of his TV things years ago. (Sorry, Judy, this doesn't concern you - I mean the little black box.) After we'd been warmed up he appeared and said: "Who's got a hard-on? I know I have." Unfortunately we hadn't been that warmed up.
But now my only fantasy is to give him a stonking good haircut.
Jezzay.

30 May 2005

Nooooo
he is lovely... I think he would be absolutely hilarious in bed and fun too! I wouldn't be surprised if someone tells me that he lurks on this site...

30 May 2005

Quote by da69ve
Met Rossys wife when filming she was so fun nicest lady ive met

and lets face it proper totty as well. Weve always said we wouldnt be surprised to bump into them at a swingers party .

Now that's a Ross i wouldn't say no to...
Hey join the queue!

30 May 2005

Quote by da69ve
Met Rossys wife when filming she was so fun nicest lady ive met

and lets face it proper totty as well. Weve always said we wouldnt be surprised to bump into them at a swingers party .

Now that's a Ross i wouldn't say no to...

Quote by freckledbird
No, she writes stories - she's a journalist and/or an author I believe.

Ohh, ohh, ohh! Jane Goldman ( 10 years Wossy's junior ) and indeed an authoress - I know for a fact she has done some books on "The X-Files" tv programme ( 'cos I bought me bruv one for his birthday some years ago. )
In short, I would quite happily die with a smile on my face, if she was in my bed! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

30 May 2005

Ooh I could get converted!!!!

30 May 2005

johnathon ross is kinda cool but i havent had no dreams about him
yet
:twisted:

30 May 2005

i havent had dreams about johnathon ross but would be fun to have around biggrin

30 May 2005

I have dreams about him, but not those sort :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
lol

30 May 2005

i once had a very scary dream about whats his face erm..... that bloke off corra who own the show car place erm.....bloody hell couldnt of been that great i carnt remember his name!!!!!
the one that was nobbing sally anyway!!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
louxxxxxxxxx
i know i know its about jonathon woss

30 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Am I the only one, but I keep having dreams about Jonathan Ross. Had a dream last night - lasted for ages - we met loads of swingers in cafes and clubs - and he still came home with me! This was after being soaked in the rain. Was so good!

''Im sorry but IMHO, that is the sickest fings ive ever wread on ear!!!!
sorry but i have to agree that is pwitty sick :giggle:

30 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
i once had a very scary dream about whats his face erm..... that bloke off corra who own the show car place erm.....bloody hell couldnt of been that great i carnt remember his name!!!!!
the one that was nobbing sally anyway!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
louxxxxxxxxx
i know i know its about jonathon woss

very scary :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 May 2005

o im so glad big brothers little brother is back on tv
i can start haveing filthy dreams about dermot again
:twisted:

30 May 2005

Quote by redstilletto
o im so glad big brothers little brother is back on tv
i can start haveing filthy dreams about dermot again
:twisted:

now thats more like it biggrin

:D :D :D :D

30 May 2005

Quote by HornyRed
o im so glad big brothers little brother is back on tv
i can start haveing filthy dreams about dermot again
:twisted:

now thats more like it biggrin

:D :D :D :D
HornyRed, we seem to have the same taste in men lol

Dermot, Mmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XX

30 May 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
o im so glad big brothers little brother is back on tv
i can start haveing filthy dreams about dermot again
:twisted:

now thats more like it biggrin

:D :D :D :D
HornyRed, we seem to have the same taste in men lol

Dermot, Mmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XXall ours mmmmmmmmmmmmm

30 May 2005

Sorry people;
I think Woss is a complete waste of space!! Hate his shows and his non-existant sense of humour. (Must stop sitting on the fence and say what I mean!)
The only dreams I might have about Woss involve him being stuck in the BB house with Rachel - and I would be PMSL all the way.

31 May 2005

Mmmnn mnnnnn mnnnnnn
He is larvely larvely and 'the wife' is too.
The dyed red hair thing does me box in :twisted:
Cathy x

31 May 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
o im so glad big brothers little brother is back on tv
i can start haveing filthy dreams about dermot again
:twisted:

now thats more like it biggrin

:D :D :D :D
HornyRed, we seem to have the same taste in men lol

Dermot, Mmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XX
You've forced me out of the closet ladies :twisted: