fantasys........

21 Jun 2005

well being new here i thought id post this, proberly been done a thousand times but hey..........
well my fantasy would be two women, quite obvious and boring , but do any of you have any crazy ones?????
i got some things ive always wondered aswell.......................
when ive been licking downstairs ive always wondered what licking the bum hole is like..... do blokes like doing it??? do women like having it done???? redface

and do most of you find blow jobs boring or enjoy them>??? i quite like going down on a woman..................
if this is to strong or anything please lock and delete it, remember its only my 3rd thread!!!
biggrin

21 Jun 2005

Well i have an odd fantasy, but am too redface

to say it up on here. Plus its not something you'd like to hear after settling down after a hard nights graf.
Most times i fantasize over the neughty librarian kind of scenario. Y'know, the swet and innocent type of virgin looking girl. Takes you back to hers and boy ya in for a suprise. But i'll leave the dirty details on that.
Not too sure on the rimming thing you mentioned. It defo aint my cuppa tea. Had a girl do it to me once, kinda just went with the flow n all, but str8 after she poked her head up to give me a kiss :scared: ewwww sure my face went green. Totally put me off that night. But i suppose theres some people out there who like that little kink

21 Jun 2005

Quote by essex_young_gun
when ive been licking downstairs

Just don't lick on the stairs as I am sure Health and Safty would have something to say about it rolleyes

21 Jun 2005

Someone has got to say it,
:jagsatwork: Just be careful Young Gun, many people are sensitive about this, one slip of the tongue, and you could be in the shit! :jagsatwork:
lhk
Kat

21 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat

Someone has got to say it,
:jagsatwork: Just be careful Young Gun, many people are sensitive about this, one slip of the tongue, and you could be in the shit! :jagsatwork:
lhk
Kat

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rotflmao:
Sound kitkat!!

21 Jun 2005

I think everyone is sensitive in this area!
I recommend that you wear the appropriate breathing -through -the-ears safety devices,a suitable harness if you are going to do it on the stairs and then get on with it.
Works for me!!

21 Jun 2005

cor ive let myself in for it with that aint i...............................
biggrin

thought i was in trouble for a min there untill i read it properly :P

21 Jun 2005

Quote by essex_young_gun
well being new here i thought id post this, proberly been done a thousand times but hey..........
well my fantasy would be two women, quite obvious and boring , but do any of you have any crazy ones?????
i got some things ive always wondered aswell.......................
when ive been licking downstairs ive always wondered what licking the bum hole is like..... do blokes like doing it??? do women like having it done????
and do most of you find blow jobs boring or enjoy them>??? i quite like going down on a woman..................
if this is to strong or anything please lock and delete it, remember its only my 3rd thread!!!

Right a bit tipsy so will be totally honest here.
Licking "bumhole" quite like doing it, not my favourite past time but can think of worse things to do (hygeine is importnat), the women I've done it to love it, different folks different strokes and all that.
Blow jobs. - does any bloke not like blow jobs?? - can't speak from the giver perspective.
Ultimate fantasy.
surprised

ops: - we'll leave that one there!!

21 Jun 2005

You will learn, you will learn!!
Welcome to the asylum - but expect no quarter from this lot here!
McC

21 Jun 2005

Quote by essex_young_gun
cor ive let myself in for it with that aint i...............................

thought i was in trouble for a min there untill i read it properly :P

:shock: You thought for a minute? :shock:
What the fuck are you doing in here then? NOBODY thinks for that long in here! wink

lhk

21 Jun 2005

yea dont worry i know its hard to judge how people are putting things accross, but i will always take the opinion that you all love me :P
i wont take anything in a bad way.....
so commence with the piss taking.........................
lol

21 Jun 2005

Quote by essex_young_gun
i wont take anything in a bad way.....
so commence with the piss taking.........................

I'll send Blue along with her strap on then .... :twisted:
lhk
P.S. Kit just told me off! Says I have to be nice to you! :shock:

*Kat wanders off thinking he really should not leave Kit alone overnight if she keeps picking up stray essex blokes *

21 Jun 2005

my fantasy is to be in pvc or leather full metal jacket Dommed up and to go shopping in tescos when its really busy trailing behind a sub that wears my coller and chained to me.
what a surreal image it would be and the looks from the vanilla peeps would be hillarious
now heres the fun part peaches fantasy is to be dressed in a tight leather catsuit chained and collered. now every where we go shopping we always mess about to cause a reaction.
she trys to embarrass me, or i try to embarrass her, or we try to embarrass, shock, or to make some unsuspecting member of the shop staff or joe public laugh.
today we was in argos and some seventies song came on the tannoy. shes at the collection desk im in the middle of the store with trollie full of stuff when we both look at each other from accross the store and break into a john travolta dance, while all the staff and shoppers look at us like we're a couple of loons lol

imagine the fun and storm we would cause in tescos while looking like we belong in a dungeon, its soo going to happen one day soon :twisted:
x rache x

21 Jun 2005

Quote by essex_young_gun
well being new here i thought id post this, proberly been done a thousand times but hey..........
well my fantasy would be two women, quite obvious and boring , but do any of you have any crazy ones?????

right now....how to achieve penetrative sex with a marshmallow and fucking frustrating it is too, cos I just cant work out which one to shag, the pink one looks kinda cheeky and as if it would know exactly what to do, yet the white one has a virginal innocence about it. I've thought about having em both together but thats just greedy.

21 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
well being new here i thought id post this, proberly been done a thousand times but hey..........
well my fantasy would be two women, quite obvious and boring , but do any of you have any crazy ones?????

right now....how to achieve penetrative sex with a marshmallow and fucking frustrating it is too, cos I just cant work out which one to shag, the pink one looks kinda cheeky and as if it would know exactly what to do, yet the white one has a virginal innocence about it. I've thought about having em both together but thats just greedy.
Yeah and have you noticed how they're wrinkly after you've poked 'em?
BTW Young_Gun Mrs TE was saying that the upstairs needs a good clean - fancy it? Can't be bothered to lug the hoover all the way up - shit - no not shit did I say that?

21 Jun 2005

Quote by essex_young_gun
when ive been licking downstairs ive always wondered what licking the bum hole is like..... do blokes like doing it??? do women like having it done????

well i only like it done when i have a bad case of piles............... as it helps with lubrication in pushing them back in biggrin

ERRR hello and :welcome: to the mad house! :P

21 Jun 2005

Well the pink and whit marshmallow thing is actually easy to resolve - you agree (with both of them of course in a completely non pinkist/white-ist way) that you will shag them in turn.
The problem really occurs with liquirish allsorts. Do you go for the white and black sandwich, the black and white cylinder thingy etc? And which ones will you upset?
The options are really endless - there must be other Bertie Basset fantisists here!

21 Jun 2005

Quote by essex_young_gun
when ive been licking downstairs ive always wondered what licking the bum hole is like.....

Take one Peach.
insert a sharp knife and cut arounfd its circumference until the cuts meet.
Twist the cut halves in opposite directions and part.
Open swing top bin and dispose of the half with the stone attached.
Eat some undercooked and out of date pork loin chops.
Wait for approxiamately 12hrs.
Crap into hollow of peach halve.
Partially rinse out.
Fill ya boots!

21 Jun 2005

wow sounds great! cant wait! :P
hope tesco got some peaches and out of date meat

21 Jun 2005

Quote by davej

when ive been licking downstairs ive always wondered what licking the bum hole is like.....

Take one Peach.
insert a sharp knife and cut arounfd its circumference until the cuts meet.
Twist the cut halves in opposite directions and part.
Open swing top bin and dispose of the half with the stone attached.
Eat some undercooked and out of date pork loin chops.
Wait for approxiamately 12hrs.
Crap into hollow of peach halve.
Partially rinse out.
Fill ya boots!
Yer boots'd be full just after the 12 hours is up wouldn't they?

21 Jun 2005

Quote by davej

when ive been licking downstairs ive always wondered what licking the bum hole is like.....

Take one Peach.
insert a sharp knife and cut arounfd its circumference until the cuts meet.
Twist the cut halves in opposite directions and part.
Open swing top bin and dispose of the half with the stone attached.
Eat some undercooked and out of date pork loin chops.
Wait for approxiamately 12hrs.
Crap into hollow of peach halve.
Partially rinse out.
Fill ya boots!
You have a way with words MR DaveJ!!!!

:rotflmao:
I am now wondering wether you've tried you own directions or rimming or both! lol

21 Jun 2005

Quote by davej

when ive been licking downstairs ive always wondered what licking the bum hole is like.....

Take one Peach.
insert a sharp knife and cut arounfd its circumference until the cuts meet.
Twist the cut halves in opposite directions and part.
Open swing top bin and dispose of the half with the stone attached.
Eat some undercooked and out of date pork loin chops.
Wait for approxiamately 12hrs.
Crap into hollow of peach halve.
Partially rinse out.
Fill ya boots!
Dave that is one hideous image you have created, and you make me wish I could remove my brain, and scrub it with soap and water....congratulations, your work here is done!
Young Gun, rimming is great fun - but that is only my opinion. What you need to do is find someone that enjoys it, explain your intrest in experimenting, and keep an open mind. Whatever happens, you should learn if you like it or not. BTW - :welcome: to SH, and may you God help you, and if you're an atheist - you're screwed wink

21 Jun 2005

sometimes its tempting but others its like urghhhhh
supose ill find out one day

21 Jun 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
You have a way with words MR DaveJ!!!!
:rotflmao:
I am now wondering wether you've tried you own directions or rimming or both!

I have tried niether Roger always being of the firm belief that an arsehole is someone who I need to deal with on occasion or an orifice that accomadates a bodily function, However I am also aware that people do use them for pleasure and as always my answer to that is, each to their own.

21 Jun 2005

Jim - it seems to be you and me talking rubbish tonight!
I do however agree with you 100% - rimming does turn folk on (myself and Mrs McC included) but there we go, everyone is different.
Mr DaveJ - I think you paint a very surrealist painting of the whole (no pun intended) situation but like Mr Dali you encourage debate and provoke thought.
McC

21 Jun 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Mr DaveJ - I think you paint a very surrealist painting of the whole (no pun intended) situation but like Mr Dali you encourage debate and provoke thought.
McC

Thats one of the nicest ways I've been told that I talk shite that I've ever heard McCloggie.........thankyou

21 Jun 2005

Mr DaveJ:
You are ever so welcome.
(McC leaves for a couple of minutes to wipe up spilt wine, knocked over ashtray, cup of coffee etc.)!

21 Jun 2005

Quote by davej

Mr DaveJ - I think you paint a very surrealist painting of the whole (no pun intended) situation but like Mr Dali you encourage debate and provoke thought.
McC

Thats one of the nicest ways I've ever been told that I talk shite that I've ever heard McCloggie.........thankyou
Continuing with the surreal line this thread has taken....does that mean, every time you lick your lips, Dave, you are "rimming" yourself? No wonder you had the "head up hole " avatar.... blink

21 Jun 2005

Quote by smokerjim

Mr DaveJ - I think you paint a very surrealist painting of the whole (no pun intended) situation but like Mr Dali you encourage debate and provoke thought.
McC

Thats one of the nicest ways I've ever been told that I talk shite that I've ever heard McCloggie.........thankyou
Continuing with the surreal line this thread has taken....does that mean, every time you lick your lips, Dave, you are "rimming" yourself? No wonder you had the "head up hole " avatar.... blink

A far more difficult question for me to answer Jim, on account of the ever so slight edge I detect in it, but yes I suppose you could describe it as that, especially in the winter when my lips are dry and puckered.

21 Jun 2005

Quote by davej

Mr DaveJ - I think you paint a very surrealist painting of the whole (no pun intended) situation but like Mr Dali you encourage debate and provoke thought.
McC

Thats one of the nicest ways I've ever been told that I talk shite that I've ever heard McCloggie.........thankyou
Continuing with the surreal line this thread has taken....does that mean, every time you lick your lips, Dave, you are "rimming" yourself? No wonder you had the "head up hole " avatar.... blink

A far more difficult question for me to answer Jim, on account of the ever so slight edge I detect in it, but yes I suppose you could describe it as that, especially in the winter when my lips are dry and puckered.
I think it could be quite easy for our mouths to get us into a sticky situation here, so lets draw a line underneath this and return to the original subject.