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Fashion Disasters..........

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Ok, i know Daz is a lot older than me, and i KNOW he was a child of the 70's and 80's, but some of the ties he owns are AWFUL!! theyre really thin little shoelace things in all kinds of disgusting colours!! :shock: i never knew such disgustingness EXISTED!!!!
So, in light of this scary discovery, i thought i'd throw it open.... does anybody else own a fashion disaster??????? And if so, what is it???
I am a fashion distaster! lol I just can't choose normal clothes to save my life. And as for fancy dress, I avoid any such occasion, that's even harder than normal clothes! :lol:
Credit where its due for Stu, hes good at picking out clothes although he refuses to wear the jeans guys wear now. The faded ones and the ripped ones, he says they look poofy but i think they are quite sexy!!
Ah, ripped jeans. I was wearing those way before they were fashionable. How people mocked me then. Ditto trainers. I wear neither now! lol You'd be hard pressed to get me out of my snug 501s or my comfy Cat boots (with obvious exceptions).
I just dont "get" why someone would pay money for faded or ripped jeans.............whats all that about confused :? :?
I have a fashion all of my own cool 8-)
The worst fashion disaster is surely "low slung jeans"and visible g-strings.........ugh :? :? ladies please keep the colour of the piece of string between your bum cheeks private redface surprisedops:
What?
Me fashion disasters?
No way!
:undecided:
Never wore Tartan (80s) redface
Never had spiked pillar-box red hair (80s) surprisedops:
Not to mention the Whitney Houston perm (90s) :shock:
Need I say more?
Quote by Scandal
The worst fashion disaster is surely "low slung jeans"and visible g-strings.........ugh confused :? ladies please keep the colour of the piece of string between your bum cheeks private redface surprisedops:

No way!!
Hipster jeans with the g-string showing - drives me nuts!! lol :lol: :lol:
Ladies, please keep em public! :lol:
Now if we're talking fashion disasters I have to say THE most undesirable garment currently popular has to be the footy shirt! YUK!
With you all the way on the footie shirt,but the gstring no no no no,havent you heard of leaving a little to the imagination rolleyes
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I just dont "get" why someone would pay money for faded or ripped jeans.............whats all that about confused :? :?
I have a fashion all of my own cool 8-)
The worst fashion disaster is surely "low slung jeans"and visible g-strings.........ugh :? :? ladies please keep the colour of the piece of string between your bum cheeks private redface surprisedops:

Don't usually wear knickers so more guilty of builders butt :oops: than the ass floss :shock: thing
I saw this in town the otehr day. A girl bending over (i didnt look :shock: ) and her bum pokin out her jeans :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
I just dont "get" why someone would pay money for faded or ripped jeans.............whats all that about confused :? :?
I have a fashion all of my own cool 8-)
The worst fashion disaster is surely "low slung jeans"and visible g-strings.........ugh :? :? ladies please keep the colour of the piece of string between your bum cheeks private redface surprisedops:

Don't usually wear knickers so more guilty of builders butt :oops: than the ass floss :shock: thing
I somehow cant believe your bum is like any builders i know(its not is it :cry: )......as for ass floss...............can i floss yours :oops: wink
eermm afraid I'm a suit person, absolutely love wearing them, wear them for work, wear them for going out at night, so I guess my whole wardrobe would be classed as a fashion disaster. I own nothing that has the brand name on display apart from golfing apparal and get satisfaction knowing that what I am wearing is good quality even though most of the time I'm the only fLucker that knows it.
Biggest weakness after suits, is shoes and will happily pay silly money if I can find a pair that have a little bit of something different about them, which with mens shoes isn't that easy.
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I saw this in town the otehr day. A girl bending over (i didnt look :shock: ) and her bum pokin out her jeans :twisted:

redface
*hangs head in shame*
Quote by zorbotic
I somehow cant believe your bum is like any builders i know(its not is it )......as for ass floss...............can i floss yours

surprisedops: :oops:
lol Libra sweety if i had thought for even a split second that that was you id have had those trousers ripped off in a flash
Quote by Scandal
The worst fashion disaster is surely "low slung jeans"and visible g-strings.........ugh confused :? ladies please keep the colour of the piece of string between your bum cheeks private redface surprisedops:

No way!!
Hipster jeans with the g-string showing - drives me nuts!! lol :lol: :lol:
Ladies, please keep em public! :lol:
Now if we're talking fashion disasters I have to say THE most undesirable garment currently popular has to be the footy shirt! YUK!
told you to get a red one instead of the blue one
:twisted:
Quote by zorbotic
I somehow cant believe your bum is like any builders i know(its not is it )......as for ass floss...............can i floss yours

redface surprisedops:
Ill take that as a maybe wink
Quote by Scandal
Now if we're talking fashion disasters I have to say THE most undesirable garment currently popular has to be the footy shirt! YUK!

Especially if it is red and worn by a woman and extra especially if it has a Liver Bird on it evil :evil:
got a jail on yours .............say no more smackbottom
worst thing i ever wore
jesus sandels .................ewwwwwww
and maybe that cheese cloth blouse n gypsey skirt..............nah i reckon the hotpants and platforms were the worst
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eermm afraid I'm a suit person, absolutely love wearing them, wear them for work, wear them for going out at night, so I guess my whole wardrobe would be classed as a fashion disaster. I own nothing that has the brand name on display apart from golfing apparal and get satisfaction knowing that what I am wearing is good quality even though most of the time I'm the only fLucker that knows it.
Biggest weakness after suits, is shoes and will happily pay silly money if I can find a pair that have a little bit of something different about them, which with mens shoes isn't that easy.

:shock: A man who loves shoes!
worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Marry me
rotflmao
Quote by Scandal
Now if we're talking fashion disasters I have to say THE most undesirable garment currently popular has to be the footy shirt! YUK!

Especially if it is red and worn by a woman and extra especially if it has a Liver Bird on it evil :evil:
Football shirts worn by men or women are a big no no imho.......especially when the wearer looks as if they would have a coronary at the thought of running 20 yards or more
Oh Libra love guess what...I bloody love shopping as well, especially for clothes
sounds like your a shoe person as well.....
both me and mrs davej like good shoes and I get frustrated cos she has soooo many more styles to look at, you girls have so much more to choose from.
My current favourite maker in the price range that is comfortable for me, is Jeffrey West who are based in Northampton but also have a shop in London and Leeds.
.....dont even get me started on cufflinks and ties...drives mrs davej nuts when I get within 50 paces of a shop that sells either.....she knows I'm gonna be in there for a long time and come out a few hundred quid lighter
rotflmao
Like I said.....
MARRY ME worship
I don't mind being the wife away from home wink
Quote by Scandal
Biggest weakness after suits, is shoes and will happily pay silly money if I can find a pair that have a little bit of something different about them, which with mens shoes isn't that easy.

Italy!
Yep, thats what they all reckon and I do own some, although I have to say that Italian shoes are a bit thin in the sole and to be honest apart from being more pointed in the toe, which I do prefer to the square box toe that is currently in fashion, the styling isnt that interesting. I was in Venice on a bit of business just before christmas and took the oppurtunity to do a bit of shopping and was underwhelmed with the choice.
....and I would agree with you on the footie shirts Scandal....fLuckin awfull!!
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Like I said.....
MARRY ME worship
I don't mind being the wife away from home wink

you have no idea how near to the truth that is for mrs davej.......live in East Herts, but work down near Dover so I stay there through the week, only coming home at the weekend.......probably why we get on so well lol
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Cat boots, the sand colured ones?

Maybe... smile
Why?!
Quote by Libra-Love
:shock: A man who loves shoes!

A man who loves shoes is no man at all! lol
Well, I dunno, maybe he's just very in touch with his femenin side...
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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I think they are dead sexy when they are teamed with jeans

Ooo!
I'm not sure mine can be classed as sandy. I think they're the slightly darker shade than that.
Guess it depends on the sand you're talking about smile
i dont know if i have kool fashion sense,
but i do love to shop for clothes (think thats why the missus loves me)
i do know i'm 'different' to nearly everybody else's style,
just dont get the whole gotta have the desighner brand thing?
do people like to be walking advertisment boards?..i dunno
i've got a black leather kilt that i love to wear an little miss hot like's me in it!!!
but its guaranteed that sum one will say something nasty about it when i do sad