Fat Man Running

10 Jun 2005

Thought i'd tell you all about my wee laugh .
I was parked up in a favourite location on the shrops/staffs border, awaiting a nice couple i know .. when i got caught short. When i was collecting some tissues (to wipe my arse) from the boot, another car pulled up. I trotted off (almost) into the bushes to squat and thrust. As I finished and sto0d up, this fat bloke was approaching. Obviously thought he was on for a quicky . I shouted " It's ok, I'm just having a crap ", but he must have heard " It's ok - i'm a cop " He turned tail and ran through the bushes, tripping, belly wobbling, and dived into his car, drove off real quick even before the door was closed. I waited a wee while for the couple but got a no show. I drove to another very near by location which was empty bar one car. The guy in the car told me to be careful as there was a cop around .. ha ha ha . lol

10 Jun 2005

I'm not sure whether that's really disgusting because you were having a crap in the bushes or really funny...... confused

10 Jun 2005

Dead man coughing...
cool

8-)

10 Jun 2005

bit of a bums rush officer

10 Jun 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

10 Jun 2005

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
Dead man coughing...
8-)

It's the words of a song "Fat man running, dead man coughing'.
8-) 8-)

10 Jun 2005

I hope the cop's a members too, can't wait to read his version, "Shrops Man Crapping"
wink

10 Jun 2005

hehe so your the reason no wone is about in staffs or shrops, actually it reminds me of a similar thing that happened to me out in germany, but thats a different story

10 Jun 2005

Quote by aero_99
Thought i'd tell you all about my wee laugh .
I was parked up in a favourite location on the shrops/staffs border, awaiting a nice couple i know .. when i got caught short. When i was collecting some tissues (to wipe my arse) from the boot, another car pulled up. I trotted off (almost) into the bushes to squat and thrust. As I finished and sto0d up, this fat bloke was approaching. Obviously thought he was on for a quicky . I shouted " It's ok, I'm just having a crap ", but he must have heard " It's ok - i'm a cop " He turned tail and ran through the bushes, tripping, belly wobbling, and dived into his car, drove off real quick even before the door was closed. I waited a wee while for the couple but got a no show. I drove to another very near by location which was empty bar one car. The guy in the car told me to be careful as there was a cop around .. ha ha ha .

nice topic in a swingers room reminds me of the cpl we met who came out to our house and told me in great detale about the stool sample he took to the docs.......shit talk just don't put me in the mood rolleyes