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Hi All......sorry if this has been posted before (and if it has then Mods, feel free to delete or lock it biggrin ).
Anyway....I watch TV a lot (that's television, not Transvestites...LoL) and have noticed some extremely funny adverts....here are my favourites:
Advertising WKD (a Drink)....with a Karate instructor and he gets one of the students to pull his finger and then he farts.....cracks me up every single time.....
Also, advertising Pot Noodle....the latest one, about Mexican Pot Noodle, with the singers.....I think that's really funny and I find myself singing along when it's on TV.
So, what are your favourite adverts (past or present)?
Orgasminator
I liked the one for catfood, where the mouse wears the kilt, and shows his bits to the cat and gets flipped off the lid. those on tarrat tv are the best...a few are classics like the one with the hole in the girls shower room into the guys sauna...?
Hmmmm haven't seen that last one....
I saw the one for Catfood....yes, that is another classic one....
And, one for the ladies, the Diet Coke Ad!!!!!!! Mmmm mmmm mmmmm
I like a lot of adverts, especially the ones where one of my friends are in them. I can't say names but he always chooses the funny ones to be in.
I don't mind the micky taking adverts from other well known brands. I.e. The Frey Bentos advert copying the Diet Coke add.
Watching the Honda Ad where the car parts make a long chain was good. Except that the car at the end wasn't much. I would like to watch the 30mins Russian (I think it was Russian) movie using house hold appliancies.
What are your thoughts on the adverts that show a few times and then start to cut bits out so th company can save that little bit of money. Until eventually all they do is just show an ending and the logo.
Orgasminator
They are made that way to tease and make you want to find what the ending is...annoying shits aint they...some are really good though, better than the TV programs!
Sexpert
Among my all-time faves have to be those Flake ads from the 70s. Phoarr.
Also the Pepsi ad from the same era (lipsmackin thirstquenchin acetastin highwalkin etc). I can't imagine why they don't put it out again, especially in these retro days of Starsky and Hutch fims and the like.
Orgasminator
I love the old John West salmon one where the guy fights the bear to get at his "perfect" salmon.
It's on my phone amongst other daft things and it never fails to cheer me up when the bear starts doing the Ali shuffle and roundhouse karate kicks.... lol
I really like the John Smiths advert.... The one with the athletes doing fancy dives followed by John Smith doing a BOMB.
it really creases me biggrin
I always loved the original adverts for Barclaycard with Rowen Atkinson, these went on to spawn the spoof movie Johnny English. But it may just be that I love Rowen Atkinsons material...
Warming the Bed
Cant remember what the ad was for think its for a car but there is parent/child role reversal---- the neighbours thing----- cars in the drive-----kids talking to one another like adults------it ends when one family gets in the car and dad suddenly disappears and the boy says ---- thats right dont forget to go to the toilet LOL
Adverts have spawned some of the funniest things on TV.
My favourite is the 'Refreshing Change' strand for a well known lager, especially the one where the ducks attack the duck shooters to the strains of 633 squadron-brilliant. I agree with Carpy about the John West fighting bear-hilarious.
Sexlightened
John West Salmon is a classic !
Only available on the internet and for some reason not going to be shown on TV, is an ad for the Ford Ka's Evil Twin. It involves a tilt and slide sunroof and an inquisitive cat... :shock: ....I won't go into any further detail, but watch it if you get the chance. ( sorry but I've lost the url for it )
Uh oh........ at risk of Daz killing me for saying this AGAIN!!!!!
"Someone hasnt been to the toilet!!"
"Typical!!"
It's that people carrier advert with the 2 boys talkin as if they're adults and its absolutely WICKED!!!! it has me in stitches every time it comes on, lol!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Orgasminator
The CH4 ad where the celebs are asked what their favourite swear words are. Not sure if it was ever shown on tv. The original link is but it seems to be down at the mo but you can see it at
Be warned it contains alot of swearing lol
Sex God
I've seen the Channel 4 swearing ad once. It might have been on Film 4, but it was definitely late at night.
It took me ages to work out what they were. I thought the first ones were teasers for some upcoming "100 Greatest"-style show.
My ad has just come on...... It's the Vauxhall Zafira ad!!
And again:
"Someone hasnt been to the toilet!!"
"Typical!"
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry everyone, i cant help myself, lol!!
Sex God
Our all time fav ad has got to be the old Yellow Pages ad where the young guy arrives home to his flat. On opening the entrance door, he is confronted with one of his neighbours, who sadly informs him that he has been burgled.
Cut to the shot of the inside of his flat, stuff all over the floor and the place looks like a bomb has gone off, even a small table lies upturned on it's back.
He digs around amongst all the stuff until he finds his Yellow Pages, then he calmly and quietly makes a phone call and says "I think it's about time I got a cleaner" . . . .
Reminds us of one of our sons and cracks us up every time lol
The advert that most sticks in my mind is one that used to be on sky one I think.
It was for a cassette tape that was supposed to be sooo good quality sound, that it meant you wanted to continuously listen to it.
There are a group of soldiers sat around in some far off location receiving the mail, and one opens a package with a tape in it.
He plays it and it’s a REALLY sad “dear john” message from his girlfriend, by the time the message is over the poor guy is devastated and crying, at which point another soldier pipes up….
hey, can u play that again?”
well…. I thought it was hilarious anyway!
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Sorry - showing my age here
But it has to be the Martians and the Cadbury Smash adverts!!!!!!
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But it has to be the Martians and the Cadbury Smash adverts!!!!!!

"For mash get SMASH!" Lol.
The "Ariston" adverts stick in my mind, although I have trouble remembering what Ariston actually were. Did they make washing machines? Fridges? Cars? 10 million Germans thought they were pretty cool, whatever they did...
P.S. In :smitten: with your avatar. sillyhwoar:
Does anyone remember some of the adds from a while ago? (And, some of the 'alterations' made by naughty little schoolboys, which seemed so funny at the time? )
For example, from 1900 and frozen to death:
'Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger'
to which we added
'Stick 'em up your arse and they last a bit longer.'
Seemed hilarious then: what happened?
And some of the visul adds: I still have a tin advertising sign-found at the back of an old shed-which proudly boasts:
'Smoke Craven 'A': will not affect your throat' (Obviously thought throat cancer came from breathing fresh air then!)
Sex God
Yes Arti I seem to remember having a giggle at the suck a fishermans friend advert, These hideous sweets were flavour of the month at school for a while and produced fits of giggles from a class of teenagers every time a packet came out of a school bag.
Davej I used to enjoy sucking fishermans friends :shock: :shock: and Smash still giggle when I see old clips.
The Hamlet ad's were always good especially the guy who played Rab C Nesbitt...with his combover.
Sex God
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Davej I used to enjoy sucking fishermans friends :

:shock: what can one say!!!
Warming the Bed
I love the beer ad with Peter Kay and his Sunday football training, what skill he has!
" A've it" lol
ok, this may or may not be a general enquiry!! :lol2: but
"d'ya want to stroke me coat"
still rotflmao at that one!
neil x x x
( it's THAT car insurance one for the bemused!!! )