" I repeat what the computer say. I don't know why, but it is the only thing I do. Do take it away from me."
Lt Ripley, no, well the same actress.
Galaxy Quest
"You've got red on you" - Shaun of the dead
"There is no spoon" Sgt HG Wells (Dog Soldiers)
and someone else.
POLOLADY gone but not forgotten
From one of my fave films Fullt Metal Jacket( which I watched again yesterday funny enough ) and the Gunnery Sargeant had all the best lines.
"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around."
"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it? "
"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece." ( boy I so have to remember that one :giggle: )
favourite for me has to be from 'Some like it hot', Tony Curtis, Jack Lemon and Marilyn Monroes. The last scene, courtesy of some site has Jack Lemon still dressed as a woman with the man she's inadvertently become engaged too discussing marriage:-
Osgood: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried. She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.
Daphne (Jack Lemon): Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.
Osgood: We can have it altered.
Daphne: Aw no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Daphne: I smoke. I smoke all the time.
Osgood: I don't care.
Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Daphne: I can never have children.
Osgood (unperturbed): We can adopt some.
Jerry-Daphne: But you don't understand, Osgood. (He whips off his wig, exasperated, and changes to a manly voice.) Uh, I'm a man.
Osgood (unruffled, undaunted, and still in love): Well, nobody's perfect.
american werewolf in london this is such a funny scene when david is in the cinema
jack:- David these are the people you murdered last night.
corpses:- We can't say we're pleased to meet ya.
