Top Cat
The most effec-tu-al Top Cat
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T. C.
Providing it's with dignity
Top Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the boss
He's the VIP
He's a championship
He's the most tip top - Top Cat
Yes he's the chief
He's the king, but above everything
He's the most tip top - Top Cat!
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Top Cat
The most effec-tu-al Top Cat
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T. C.
Providing it's with dignity
Top Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the boss
He's the VIP
He's a championship
He's the most tip top - Top Cat
Yes he's the chief
He's the king, but above everything
He's the most tip top - Top Cat!
Now that isa classic theme!
i havent heard of it but it was there on the lyrics site :shock:
Get on board! Get on board!
Come and join the Double Deckers.
Take a ticket for a journey,
On our double decker London bus.
Ring the bell (ding ding), Toot the horn (honk honk),
When you ride with the Double Deckers.
Fun and laughter is what we're after,
On our double double double decker bus.
Get on board! Get on board!
Come and join the Double Deckers.
Take a ticket for a journey,
On our double decker London bus.
Ring the bell (ding ding), Toot the horn (honk honk),
When you ride with the Double Deckers.
Fun and laughter is what we're after,
On our double double double decker bus.
Sex God
I have thousands of theme tunes......i annoy people with them on a regular basis...
Will have to do a "sunday night pub quiz - forum chat" edition......
:lol: :lol:
ooooooooh..... now that sounds like an idea........
Will have to do a "sunday night pub quiz - forum chat" edition......
:lol: :lol: ooooooooh..... now that sounds like an idea........
Sex God
Like a streak of lightnin' flashing 'cross the sky
Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
You'll hear about him everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of.....Champion the wonder horse
Champion the wonder horse
Like the swiftest arrow whizzing from a bow
Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly
You'll hear about him everywhere you go
The time will come when everyone will know
The name of.....Champion the wonder horse
Champion the wonder horse
So many happy memories!
Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie and the Magic Torch.
Down the helter skelter, faster and faster
towards Cuckoo Land.
Wordsworth! Wordsworth!
Following hard behind.
Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw or hand!
Mr Boo and all the others too,
the strangest people you've ever seen.
And the torch with it's magical beam -
If I hadn't really been there
I'd think that I was dreaming!
Jamie! Jamie!
No two nights are the same.
And life is one long glorious game
with Jamie.
Jamie and the Magic Torch!
Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie and the Magic Torch.
Down the helter skelter, faster and faster
towards Cuckoo Land.
Wordsworth! Wordsworth!
Following hard behind.
Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw or hand!
Mr Boo and all the others too,
the strangest people you've ever seen.
And the torch with it's magical beam -
If I hadn't really been there
I'd think that I was dreaming!
Jamie! Jamie!
No two nights are the same.
And life is one long glorious game
with Jamie.
Jamie and the Magic Torch!
If your mansion house needs haunting just call, Rentaghost,
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools, at Rentaghost,
Hear the Phantom of the Opera, sing a haunting melody,
Remember what you see is not a mystery but ..... Rentaghost!
At your party be a smarty then hire Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights, with Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Let me say the most terrific simple ghost, not scientific,
Maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away ..... Yaaay!
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters, and not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost!
If your mansion house needs haunting just call, Rentaghost,
We've got spooks and ghouls and poltergeists, at Rentaghost,
Hear the Phantom of the Opera, sing a haunting melody,
Because what you see is not ESP but, Rentaghost.
At your party have séance so hire Rentaghost,
We give medium size tables here at, Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
'Cos we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Well it's hardly scientific but it's really quite terrific,
It's the spirit of the thing that counts for you.
To be a great manifestation, a phenomenal fixation,
Get scared to death, become a ghost too.
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters, And not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost!
If your mansion house needs haunting just call Rentaghost
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools at Rentaghost
Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody
Remember what you see is not a mystery but ..... Rentaghost!
At your party be a smarty then hire Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights, with Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Let me say the most terrific simple ghost, not scientific, maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away ..... Yaaay!
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to Rentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters, And not forgetting a ghost script,
An Apparition Quipped From Deep Inside A Crypt Ring Rentaghost
An Apparition Quipped From Deep Inside A Crypt Ring Rentaghost!
Every guy and girl will love the Spirit World of Rentaghost
A séance or two will blast the past to you via Rentaghost
For libations try our visitations great manifestations astrally
Its simple ESP plus psychic energy and Rentaghost.
We've got clanking chains and supernatural brains at Rentaghost
If things keep falling down a Poltergeist's around from Rentaghost
We answer any calls we roller skate through walls. We wander headless down your halls
If you want moans and groans vibrating 'round your homes call Rentaghost.
Can our psychic save your souling. Send your spirits rock and rolling
Let our ghost from coast to coast waft over you
To be a ghastly innovation a phenomenal sensation
Just get scared to death become a ghost too..ooh!
We knock upon your door then enter through the floor that's Rentaghost
You want an exorcist to clear the mystic myths call Rentaghost
Invisibility plus our agility to raise your spirits 'scuse the pun
Is what makes it fun to be a deadly son of Rentaghost
When all is said and done our vision is the one ring Rentaghost. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools, at Rentaghost,
Hear the Phantom of the Opera, sing a haunting melody,
Remember what you see is not a mystery but ..... Rentaghost!
At your party be a smarty then hire Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights, with Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Let me say the most terrific simple ghost, not scientific,
Maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away ..... Yaaay!
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters, and not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost!
If your mansion house needs haunting just call, Rentaghost,
We've got spooks and ghouls and poltergeists, at Rentaghost,
Hear the Phantom of the Opera, sing a haunting melody,
Because what you see is not ESP but, Rentaghost.
At your party have séance so hire Rentaghost,
We give medium size tables here at, Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
'Cos we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Well it's hardly scientific but it's really quite terrific,
It's the spirit of the thing that counts for you.
To be a great manifestation, a phenomenal fixation,
Get scared to death, become a ghost too.
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters, And not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost!
If your mansion house needs haunting just call Rentaghost
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools at Rentaghost
Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody
Remember what you see is not a mystery but ..... Rentaghost!
At your party be a smarty then hire Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights, with Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Let me say the most terrific simple ghost, not scientific, maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away ..... Yaaay!
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to Rentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters, And not forgetting a ghost script,
An Apparition Quipped From Deep Inside A Crypt Ring Rentaghost
An Apparition Quipped From Deep Inside A Crypt Ring Rentaghost!
Every guy and girl will love the Spirit World of Rentaghost
A séance or two will blast the past to you via Rentaghost
For libations try our visitations great manifestations astrally
Its simple ESP plus psychic energy and Rentaghost.
We've got clanking chains and supernatural brains at Rentaghost
If things keep falling down a Poltergeist's around from Rentaghost
We answer any calls we roller skate through walls. We wander headless down your halls
If you want moans and groans vibrating 'round your homes call Rentaghost.
Can our psychic save your souling. Send your spirits rock and rolling
Let our ghost from coast to coast waft over you
To be a ghastly innovation a phenomenal sensation
Just get scared to death become a ghost too..ooh!
We knock upon your door then enter through the floor that's Rentaghost
You want an exorcist to clear the mystic myths call Rentaghost
Invisibility plus our agility to raise your spirits 'scuse the pun
Is what makes it fun to be a deadly son of Rentaghost
When all is said and done our vision is the one ring Rentaghost. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Different Strokes
Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....
Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....
Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Sexlightened
Castle Duckula, home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious
vampire ducks - The Counts of Duckula.
Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the
heart or exposure to sunlight.
This does not suffice however, for they may be brought back to life by means
of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in
the eighth house of Aquarius.
(Blood!) (I'll get it!)
The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.
(Oooh!) ]
In the heart of Transylvan-ia,
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah,
There's not a vampire zanier than...
DUCKULA!
He won't bite beast or man,
'Cos he's a vegetari-an. (Aagh!)
And things never run to plan for...
DUCKULA!
If you're looking for some fun,
You can always count upon,
The wild and wacky one they call,
DUCKULA!
Heh, heh! Count Duckula!
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
bloody loved this one used to leg it home from school for this one how sad am i
i was 16 at the time so no excuse really :giggle:
vampire ducks - The Counts of Duckula.
Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the
heart or exposure to sunlight.
This does not suffice however, for they may be brought back to life by means
of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in
the eighth house of Aquarius.
(Blood!) (I'll get it!)
The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan.
(Oooh!) ]
In the heart of Transylvan-ia,
In the Vampire Hall of Fame-yeah,
There's not a vampire zanier than...
DUCKULA!
He won't bite beast or man,
'Cos he's a vegetari-an. (Aagh!)
And things never run to plan for...
DUCKULA!
If you're looking for some fun,
You can always count upon,
The wild and wacky one they call,
DUCKULA!
Heh, heh! Count Duckula!
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
bloody loved this one used to leg it home from school for this one how sad am i
i was 16 at the time so no excuse really :giggle: 
Quote by lyns
Were off to button moon,
We followed Mr. Spoon - Button Moon, Button Moon
Were off to button moon. Button Moon, Button Moon.
There's button moon, shining brightly in blanket sky.
Scarily I was just about to post that :shock:
Button Moon was a firm favourite in SH at one time. Wasn't it where the Big Black Dalek came from ? ;)
Top Cat!
The most effectual Top Cat!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
Top Cat!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.
Yes he's a chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.
Top Cat!
The most effectual Top Cat!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity.
Top Cat!
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.
Yes he's a chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.
Top Cat!
How about this one!
Am I showing my age?
Muttley you snickering floppy eared hound,
When courage is needed, you're never around!
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest,
Should be there for bungling at which you are best!
So, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon
Stop that Pigeon How ?
Nab him - jab him - tab him - grab him,
Stop that pigeon now!
You silly, stop sneaking it's not worth the chance,
For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants!
And Clunk, you invent me a Thingamybob,
That catches that pigeon or I lose my job!
So, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon
Stop that Pigeon How ?
Nab him - jab him - tab him - grab him,
Stop that pigeon now
Am I showing my age?
Muttley you snickering floppy eared hound,
When courage is needed, you're never around!
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest,
Should be there for bungling at which you are best!
So, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon
Stop that Pigeon How ?
Nab him - jab him - tab him - grab him,
Stop that pigeon now!
You silly, stop sneaking it's not worth the chance,
For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants!
And Clunk, you invent me a Thingamybob,
That catches that pigeon or I lose my job!
So, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon
Stop that Pigeon How ?
Nab him - jab him - tab him - grab him,
Stop that pigeon now
