mine are from American Beauty
look at me jerking of in the shower this will be the highlite of my day
2 Do you just want to loose weight or are you looking to increase srength and flexibilityas well
Lester No I just want to look good naked!!
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Ooooo and from one of the Naked Gun films.....
*Ditzy blonde with big boobs* - "Is this some kind of bust?"
Frank Dreben - "Very impressive Ma'am"
Brings a smile to my face every time.
*Ditzy blonde with big boobs* - "Is this some kind of bust?"
Frank Dreben - "Very impressive Ma'am"
Brings a smile to my face every time.
I've really been trying to think of a line that made me larf or was memorable...
I came up with...
Monty python and the Holy Grail... The frenchman in the castle... " I shake My private parts at you!!!"
The Black Knight "come back it's only a fleshwound"
Austin Powers (1) said by Dr Evil on the Jerry show.. " I like to shave my testicles... there's nothing quite like the sensation of sensitive skin..." (or words to the affect)
Ferris Bueller...(Cam (his best friend) is so tight, that is you stuck a lump of coal up his arse in two weeks you'd have a diamond!"
and end line of a speech from Gladiator "And I will have my Vengeance!" (thought it sounded cool!
Dusk till dawn! "Pussy, pussy,pussy!!!" speech
Pulp Fiction Sam L Jackson speech
The Firm (Gary Oldman version)
(as he is an estate agent) "If this house don't sell itself then I'm a monkeys uncle!" (with that he leaves the house and walks down the garden like an orang utan!)
Love Honor and Obey! "Go on stab me you psych!" at which he gets stabbed then spends the next 5mins bleeding outside the pub thinking his next move to get to hospital and finds his mobile has no signal...
Then the final one.... "You wanna get loved up??" she replies "Yes please" great sex scene!
I came up with...
Monty python and the Holy Grail... The frenchman in the castle... " I shake My private parts at you!!!"
The Black Knight "come back it's only a fleshwound"
Austin Powers (1) said by Dr Evil on the Jerry show.. " I like to shave my testicles... there's nothing quite like the sensation of sensitive skin..." (or words to the affect)
Ferris Bueller...(Cam (his best friend) is so tight, that is you stuck a lump of coal up his arse in two weeks you'd have a diamond!"
and end line of a speech from Gladiator "And I will have my Vengeance!" (thought it sounded cool!
Dusk till dawn! "Pussy, pussy,pussy!!!" speech
Pulp Fiction Sam L Jackson speech
The Firm (Gary Oldman version)
(as he is an estate agent) "If this house don't sell itself then I'm a monkeys uncle!" (with that he leaves the house and walks down the garden like an orang utan!)
Love Honor and Obey! "Go on stab me you psych!" at which he gets stabbed then spends the next 5mins bleeding outside the pub thinking his next move to get to hospital and finds his mobile has no signal...
Then the final one.... "You wanna get loved up??" she replies "Yes please" great sex scene!
Sex God
I would like to nominate the following as the worst bit of scripting in movie history.
Never before or since has so much clichéed sentimentality been crammed into 60 seconds of pure corn.
But I liked it anyway:
"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
Now isn't that just deliciously awful?
Never before or since has so much clichéed sentimentality been crammed into 60 seconds of pure corn.
But I liked it anyway:
"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
Now isn't that just deliciously awful?
Sex God
Quote by Mark
"I'm a cleaner" - Leon.
"Do you understand?" *guy nods* "Then say it" - Leon.
Very underated film. IMHO.
Absolutely! One of my favourites, and have you seen La Femme Nikita? I think he's called Victor in that, and it's basically the same character.
Luc Besson is amazing imo.
Yep, but it was a while ago and I'm not that blessed with long-term memory, so I can never remember films (unlike Mrs easy who won't watch a film again for about 3 years
and then still moans that she can remember who did what :roll: :roll: ).Luc Besson is an amazing director (
). 
I also loved Jean Reno in Ronin. Absolutely fantastic film. Probably a better car chase than Bullitt (but only just).
Quote by novice1
"We're all fucking nuts!"
Randolpf McMurpy (Jack Nicholson, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest).
The films good, but the book issooooooo much better. :wink:
*goes off to dig Leon out of his video collection to watch tonight*
:D Quote by easy
"I'm a cleaner" - Leon.
"Do you understand?" *guy nods* "Then say it" - Leon.
Very underated film. IMHO.
Absolutely! One of my favourites, and have you seen La Femme Nikita? I think he's called Victor in that, and it's basically the same character.
Luc Besson is amazing imo.
Yep, but it was a while ago and I'm not that blessed with long-term memory, so I can never remember films (unlike Mrs easy who won't watch a film again for about 3 years
and then still moans that she can remember who did what :roll: :roll: ).Luc Besson is an amazing director (
). I also loved Jean Reno in Ronin. Absolutely fantastic film. Probably a better car chase than Bullitt (but only just).
Quote by novice1
"We're all fucking nuts!"
Randolpf McMurpy (Jack Nicholson, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest).
The films good, but the book issooooooo much better. :wink:
*goes off to dig Leon out of his video collection to watch tonight*
:DI'm with you Easy & Mark. Leon is one of the most profound films about male loneliness ever made. The fact that the adult male character Leon is just basicly a boy and the female child character Mathilde is the adult is a brilliant role reversal that I think reflects the true reality of adult M/F relationships.
