favourite sayings

3 Dec 2004

Don't eat yellow snow.

3 Dec 2004

Live every day as if it were your last. One day you'll be right.
or
Don't take life seriously. You'll never get out alive.
or
In the end it's not the years in your life that count, but the life in your years!
lol

:lol: :lol:

3 Dec 2004

Theres many a mickle makes a muckle.
God is Love.
Eat the yellow snow.

3 Dec 2004

An appropriate one for us: No glove, no love!
also one for those of us who have sprogs: Why do we teach them to walk and talk when for the next 16 years we want them to sit down and shut up! lol

3 Dec 2004

"Im so hungry I could eat the arse off the nuns through the convent gates" as told to be by my lodger friend, pmsl

3 Dec 2004

"Don't come running to me if you fall over and break your legs"

3 Dec 2004

The coblers children are the worst shod........ confused

:? :?

3 Dec 2004

Sayings said wrong winds me up the most,
You cant have your cake and eat it............yes you frigin well can, its You can't eat your cake and have it!!!
and the all time classic,
Cheap at half the price of course it feckin well is!!! the saying should be CHEAP AT TWICE THE PRICE

3 Dec 2004

Quote by beeneyboy
you can only p**s with the c*ck youve got
always stood me in good stead

I have found that these have always worked well for me...
Piss Off
Piiiiiiisssssss Off
Fuck Off
Fuck Off Cunt
Bollox
Cunty Bollox.

3 Dec 2004

here's a couple i like
"It's not the menu that matters, it's the men you sit next to"
"I have willpower - I just don't use it"
"Wise men speak when they have something to say. Fools speak when they have to say something." Plato
"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."
dj

3 Dec 2004

"Yes dear" sad

lhk

3 Dec 2004

"no you can't put it in there"
dj

3 Dec 2004

Edited .... edited.... sorry folks.

3 Dec 2004

"I say what I like, and I like what I say"
"If at first you don't succeed, bollox to it"
"Yes, I may be a silly c*nt, but it's c*nts like me who have all you pr*cks standing to attention"
Rick!

3 Dec 2004

If you're not in bed at the count of three I'm coming up there to paddle your bum :x :x :shock:

3 Dec 2004

Heres some.
Dont piss up my back and tell me its raining (My dads Saying for creeps)
the old bosses fav :-
I here what your saying BUT
one of my farmer friends when its drizziling rain:
Yer tis spiders pissing on us (TRUE)
Another friend on seeing a steam driven sheep shearing machine (TRUE HONEST)
here tis a BRAVE machine that
Cold mornings :-
tis a bit brimble me luver

3 Dec 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
If you're not in bed at the count of three I'm coming up there to paddle your bum :x :x :shock:

I'M NOT GOING TO BED!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you! lol

3 Dec 2004

A bird in the hand , shits on your wrist.

3 Dec 2004

dic dac do !!!

4 Dec 2004

McSafeways.

4 Dec 2004

If at first you do not succeed, try a bigger hammer.

4 Dec 2004

From a speed loving friend of mine:
Drive it like you stole it!
From another friend who suffers from spoonerisms (or is it that she's just a bit dim?)
He's a bit of a dark fish isn't he?
He's as bent as the ace of spades!
biggrin

4 Dec 2004

Three little words that my Grandaddy taught we that mean you will never be totally destitute or skint .
Stick em up

4 Dec 2004

How about:
"Too many cocks spoil the brothel"
or
"A budgie without a beak was born to suceed"
or
"A man caught with his dick in the biscuit tin is not neccessarily flucking crackers"

4 Dec 2004

'You can't polish a turd'
Cathy x

4 Dec 2004

Love your enemies - It gets them really confused
cool

8-) 8-)
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut