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F*cking chocolate bars

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Sex God
Simple question really. If you've been lucky of unlucky enough to employ a chocolate bar during sex is their one you'd recommend or one you'd advise to stay well clear of?
Unknown User
Steer clear of Toblerone rotflmao
Smooth2
Sexpert
Perhaps you should avoid a 'Picnic' as well!!!!!
On a serious note here, not sure of the medical facts but we think that there may be risk of yeast infection or something similar if used as a penetrative item.
Smooth2
Mistress_39
Casanova
Huh. with a chocoholic hubby there is very little chance that a bar would make it out of the fridge and into the bedroom.......no Marianne Faithfuls for me.
Mistress_39
niceguysdoexist
Sex God
I used a chilled mars bar (well it helps you work rest and PLAY)once and it made an awful mess ....I loved every minute of it :twisted:
Unknown User
Strategically, but not internally, placed Maltesers... their roundness lends them to manoeuverability and movement. And mess obviously!
The lighter way to enjoy chocolately antics cool
Bambi
Sex God
A Finger Of Fudge redface
Unknown User
Can cause a nasty out break of thrush.
poundindigo
Sexlightened
Get two Rolos, gently take the bottom off and place them over nipples. Then you can spend ages sucking, nibbling and licking to get the caramel off
garydanne
Sexpert
Personally I would save the choc till after smile......
Gary ....
foxylady2209
Sex God
Waste of chocolate. I wouldn't use chocolate body paint (which is vile anyway) - tbh it is generally a achoice between sex or chocolate. And there is a good bet the chocoalte will win. After all, a fella will wait - chocolate won't. biggrin:D:D:D
Look at this!! Total waste.

Ok you can stop looking now.
I said STOP LOOKING!!!!!
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cockslut
Sex God
you must remember the song that came with the ad a finger of fudge is just enough untill its time to eat a finger of fudge is just a little treat lol
daveyorks
Forum Virgin
choclate and sex mmmmm tried choc body paint its like cheap nutela..tried the mars bar but that got realy messy and sticky lol but fun.. and the best ive had done to me well that was sticky too cadburys cream egg..half bitten and placed on the end of my nob and given a blow job..lol now shes gota love choclate for that one..
Unknown User
Quote by daveyorks
and the best ive had done to me well that was sticky too cadburys cream egg..half bitten and placed on the end of my nob and given a blow job..lol now shes gota love choclate for that one..

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Funlovers2009
Sex God
used a bounty ice cream bar once .... very cold .... was nice but didnt last long before it melted!!
Unknown User
bloody waste of good chocolate if you ask me cool