Fear of flying...Help!!

11 Mar 2005

That's great news - well done to Fee, you did it! worship

Mike.

11 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Fee has asked me to pass on her thanks to all those who contributed to this thread.

Oh Shucks!! It was nothing!! confused

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Well done Fee!! kiss

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
watch final destination before you go just to cheer your self up

OMW - no don't :lol:
I like what Serendipity said - I used to be a Virgin way back when I was young, slim and pretty! :lol:
Hehehe, well if the photo is anything to go by it all still applies (except the Virgin) :twisted:
Glad to hear the flight went well, I just took three flights in 7 days, all with turbulence.....fantastic! biggrin

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Glad to hear the flight went well, I just took three flights in 7 days, all with turbulence.....fantastic!

an improved diet and some stomach calming tablets could have prevented some of that serendipity.

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Serendipity
, I just took three flights in 7 days, all with turbulence.....fantastic!

Is that the new Indian Airlines ?? confused

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12 Mar 2005

It's no laughing matter Mr J, one of my friends was in the little boys room at the time and peed on his foot!
Actually, that was a laughing matter :giggle:

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Serendipity
It's no laughing matter Mr J, one of my friends was in the little boys room at the time and peed on his foot!
Actually, that was a laughing matter :giggle:

no shame in that serendipity, I manage to do the same in the little boys room and this block of flats aint going nowhere. redface

12 Mar 2005

Do you have an unusually small toilet? or....ummm.......no best not :twisted: redface

12 Mar 2005

Insert a remote control vibrator or one that has a lead on when you leave home..........every time you feel nervous give it a buzz.......... lol

:lol: :lol:
failing that agree Bachs rescue remedy.

12 Mar 2005

I'm glad it all went well short flights are the worst since you end up in little puddle jumper which do feel the turbulence more.
I travel all over and i have now had 2 aborted landings ......
i like flying but at the end of the day if something goes wrong and it is very rare all you can do is put your faith in the guy's or girls up front.
Oh telling the cabin crew is also a very good idea but getting drunk is a very bad idea i've seen a few people not be allowed to fly.

12 Mar 2005

For short flights I make a point of having a couple of drinks before I get on. Not to get roaring drunk, just enough to make me relaxed or better still, sleep through it. For longer trips I take a couple of books to keep my mind off it. The more I fly, the less it bothers me, but I still don't like the first few minutes until the plane is high enough to give the pilot time to do something brilliant if anything goes wrong.

12 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
. The more I fly, the less it bothers me, but I still don't like the first few minutes until the plane is high enough to give the pilot time to do something brilliant if anything goes wrong.

......davej now has a picture of the flight crew nipping into the aisle to do a fantastic rendition of Y.M.C.A. plus a few impressions before the plane hits the ground, although I'm sure they would try a few things with the buttons and dials first.

12 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
. The more I fly, the less it bothers me, but I still don't like the first few minutes until the plane is high enough to give the pilot time to do something brilliant if anything goes wrong.

......davej now has a picture of the flight crew nipping into the aisle to do a fantastic rendition of Y.M.C.A. plus a few impressions before the plane hits the ground, although I'm sure they would try a few things with the buttons and dials first.
Scenario:
Sony Walkman interferes with electrical sytems, causing the flight crew to lose control of the aircraft.
Captain declares the situation hopeless and sends the cabin crew out to entertain the doomed.
Owner of said Walkman switches it off to listen to the live show.
Electrical systems come back online, pilot regains control, everyone lives happily ever after.
Conclusion: If the pilot says you're going to die, sing YMCA - what have you got to lose? rotflmao

12 Mar 2005

:rotflmao:
fuck it ice it's too early to set me giggling off.
see I just love it when a post paints me a picture...
:karaoke:
Y.M.C.A.
were going down, so do the
Y.M.C.A.
:karaoke:

12 Mar 2005

I dont know whether this will make you feel any better but I heard more people a year die from donkey related accidents/attacks than are killed in aeroplane accidents. :shock:

12 Mar 2005

I love the going up and ths coming down its the bit in the middle tht piss is me off 11 hours to LA man that is crap sad

but bril when you get there biggrin

12 Mar 2005

Quote by bonnienclyde
I dont know whether this will make you feel any better but I heard more people a year die from donkey related accidents/attacks than are killed in aeroplane accidents. :shock:

thats because only a fool would try to fly a donkey.....these idiots deserve it

12 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
I dont know whether this will make you feel any better but I heard more people a year die from donkey related accidents/attacks than are killed in aeroplane accidents. :shock:

thats because only a fool would try to fly a donkey.....these idiots deserve it
Especially if it's on S'ASS airlines.....