Calm down dear. You're home now.
Ooooh! Look! I believe the sun has passed the yard-arm!! Chin Chin!
i only shop online now...all pressies from amazon, and a few other places...food etc from tesco's online...delivered to he door....i dont do shopping crowds anymore
This is why I shop at my local Sainsbury's. It has far fewer pathetic earthlings than my local Tesco which is, by and large, mostly full of quite astonishingly stupid pathetic earthlings. Mostly.
I only have some food shopping left to do thank fuck!! I already hate shopping when its busy!
I avoid shopping crowds lilke the plague it makes me sick (literally) paniky and jumpy and I always wanna cry! Weird thing is If I was at Glastonbury festival or somewhere else Id be right up front squished like a sardine and loving it!!
People get so fucking ignorant and greedy at this time of year! Just grabbing for anything and mowing others down in the process!
Sometimes I wonder why they get so anarchistic about shopping!? Is it just all the xmas hype taking over people senses?? Advertising cause Ill be honest I really dont buy into it all that much! If the crowds had gotten that bad etc everybody would be waiting till after xmas for a pressie from me!
I usually take my mum with me but I dunno if thats better or worse cause her and the wean start doing mental stuff like singing and dancing around the shops like looneys!! I think my mum thinks this takes my mind off it in a way which in a way I suppose it must do caue then I spend time trying to pretend I dont know them haha
Anyhoo off to ASDA vice tomorrow for some food shopping but I think I will go as early as the feckingplace opens to avoid as much crowds as possible!! Really canny be arsed fighting over the last bag of sprouts with some looney!
All i can say is this "I`m a Swingingheaven celebrity,get me outta here" grrrrrrrrrrr.
Hate shopping!
Like most of the rat race I have to shop after work or at week ends, I consider my time to be very valuable so Its bad enough having to deal with the blue rinse brigade, dithering about. They should not be allowed into supermarkets after 5pm Monday to Friday, or at weekends. And as for screaming brats, I don't see why they can not be tied up outside the shop along with dogs. But there is one sub division of the Human race, worse than oldies and young breeders....The 'I've just been cut off from mummies apron strings, now live in a bed sit, so this is what a supermarket looks like, now, where are the bake beans, Oh is that my trolley that is completely blocking the aisle,mm I don't have enough money, can I put this back, university student.
Tomorrow's movers and shakers?
God help us.
Why do people panic buy tons of food this time of year? I mean, really? Why?
I went and did my usual weekly shop last night (I usually get one of my many minions to do it, but even an evil tyrannical overlord likes to do some things himself sometimes), and I can't for the life of me understand why simple basic items, such as eggs, for example, are totally sold. Why? Why? WHY?!
Well I've yet to buy alcohol. Need to do that tonight, late tonight, when it's not busy.
Woe betide Tesco if they are out of stock of that!
Earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes...
You have not bought any alcohol yet Zootle????
could have sworn you were on something!
You do realise, reality is an Illusion, caused by a lack of alcohol.
How do you rate Jean Rodgers?
Clearly the best would have been Lexa Doig, she's really very, very, lovely indeed but, sadly, she only voiced the character.
Go into various shops for last minute presents,excellent :D not too bad :shock: .So then we dare Asda for food shopping.....................
:x :x :x GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR some people should just be shot :x ,especially the old ones :x who think that they can just push past a five year old and wouldn :x t give a shit if she went crashing to the floor :x :x :x 
And your stood saying excuse me (very politely for a change :shock: ) so that you can reach the thing on the shelf that everyone else is gonna spend half an hour looking at before they decide to buy the bloody thing or completely ignored,so just dive in there to grab it and get given that look :roll: ,you know the one "bloody youngster,tut,has no manners" :x :x :x :x 
Though i do tend to find that the crowd clears if i say,"who's just farted" :lol2: 
