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Hello i went out last night and ended up having too much drink (like u do) the thing is i bumped into one of my best custermers (shes gorgeous) anyway i ended up giving her a hug and in the process put my hand on her arse and rubbed her leg now im too embarressed to work for her again, any advice?
Yes, come out with me in future! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by spongeball ste
Hello i went out last night and ended up having too much drink (like u do) the thing is i bumped into one of my best custermers (shes gorgeous) anyway i ended up giving her a hug and in the process put my hand on her arse and rubbed her leg now im too embarressed to work for her again, any advice?

Next time you see her, look for a glint in her eye but remember rule number 4576387
love too im suffering now ooooo my head sad
Better get your arse down to the job centre lol :lol:
lucky for me im self employed biggrin
Pretend you cant remember a thing. Look her in the eye and say, Did i see you the other night, I just cant remember a thing, think i may have had too much to drink!"
If she thinks you cant remember then its up to her if she takes it any further and if not no one need be embarassed
Hiya spongeball ste
Yeah, start taking more water with it !! :doh:
Good luck :cheers:
Regards Dan wink
First thing Monday morning phone her up or, even better, go round and see her and apologise and mean it. Especially if you want to keep her as a customer. Take her some flowers or chocolates as a peace offering and deliver them yourself.
Quote by foxylady 123
Pretend you cant remember a thing. Look her in the eye and say, Did i see you the other night, I just cant remember a thing, think i may have had too much to drink!"
If she thinks you cant remember then its up to her if she takes it any further and if not no one need be embarassed

I vote for this! Less embarassment all round!
Quote by Bari
Pretend you cant remember a thing. Look her in the eye and say, Did i see you the other night, I just cant remember a thing, think i may have had too much to drink!"
If she thinks you cant remember then its up to her if she takes it any further and if not no one need be embarassed

I vote for this! Less embarassment all round!
.... me thinks these are voices of experience!
If and when you see her,,, go all coy, blush then either turn and run or faint...
Then... never see her again for the rest of your natural life!
Hell if she didn't slap you cross the face when on the piss then she either liked it, thought nothing of it or she'll let you know next time anyway...
Just tell her look I am sorry bout the other night and my straying hands, but this is red blood pumping thorugh these veins and well........(and don't fill in the next bit with "Fancy a shag!")
I can only think that the lady in question didn't mind, after all she didn't object at the time did she eh ?
I'm pretty certain that if she did not appreciate your drunken fumblings she would have made it clear to you and despite drinking you would have remembered that so go get her tiger !
S8 wink
Every time I see tis thread in the list I think it's an instruction ....
So if all the prats want to line up I'll be happy to start feeling :twisted:
Same thought crosses my mind every time I pass it to Calista... no doubt our mods can provide us a long list of such people :rascal:
Quote by Calista
Every time I see tis thread in the list I think it's an instruction ....
So if all the prats want to line up I'll be happy to start feeling :twisted:

hey i'm a pra....shit, i fell for that one! nice one calista :twisted:
Was also confused -
I thought this was a special offer!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
I think you my well be on to a good thing there mate, a customer and a lover. But then I'm the eternal optimist.
thanks guys for all your advice me thinks should drink less i get pissed to easy , ooo never again lol
Quote by spongeball ste
me thinks should drink less i get pissed to easy , ooo never again lol

I say that at the end of every weekend lol :lol: :lol: