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Ok, so Iv found my partner in crime, surfed the site, thought THIS is what Im looking for, read the advice, the Forum postings, the adverts (hell that took a long time), joined, tried to work out what to put on a profile, found a picture my mum wouldnt recognise, cant get said picture small enough to go on the profile, no idea if I really want to 'post' an advert, or answer one for that matter...SO....can I just sit in a corner and hope no one notices me? lol
Im feeling a little over awed by things, are there any people out there who are interested in helping me get my toes wet (should that be toes? <g>)
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Feeling like the new girl in school.
*reaches in bag to get an apple for teacher*Hi Nimbus,
In completely the same boat as you, although we're not moving on with things because it's not the right time for us at the moment to start (Hence no ads). However, we thought we'd get into the forums etc so that when we do get into it, we know what to expect and people know us (and of course, so everyone can think 'Can't wait to get a slice of those guys' ;) .
This place has been great to just chime in when you feel like it, none of my posts have been treated as out of place and I haven't felt it's clique-y at all. Everyone's been really good and the replies in our own welcome thread were really friendly. I don't doubt they will be for you either, so don't panic!
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In completely the same boat as you, although we're not moving on with things because it's not the right time for us at the moment to start (Hence no ads). However, we thought we'd get into the forums etc so that when we do get into it, we know what to expect and people know us (and of course, so everyone can think 'Can't wait to get a slice of those guys' ;) .
This place has been great to just chime in when you feel like it, none of my posts have been treated as out of place and I haven't felt it's clique-y at all. Everyone's been really good and the replies in our own welcome thread were really friendly. I don't doubt they will be for you either, so don't panic!
*waves*
Hi Nimbus and welcome to the site!
Well looks like you've approached things the right way so far. Well done! You've come to the right place, but be aware you are about to become addicted! So, just relax now hun and take one step at a time. There's lots of peeps who will help you out with any problems you have, I'm sure. There's no way you're going to be able to hide in the corner though! No way!
Above all enjoy the site!
Regards
LC
Well looks like you've approached things the right way so far. Well done! You've come to the right place, but be aware you are about to become addicted! So, just relax now hun and take one step at a time. There's lots of peeps who will help you out with any problems you have, I'm sure. There's no way you're going to be able to hide in the corner though! No way!
Above all enjoy the site!
Regards
LC
Hi there welcome on board we hope your voyage is an enjoyable one ... 
I must warn you there is tendency for long term members to become slightly insane, no doubt you will discern this for yourself.....
oh and by the way follow the link for an avatar resizing programme ..it works for me thanks to JQL ..you should see the size of my bum in real life :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/
I must warn you there is tendency for long term members to become slightly insane, no doubt you will discern this for yourself.....
oh and by the way follow the link for an avatar resizing programme ..it works for me thanks to JQL ..you should see the size of my bum in real life :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/
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(but if your waiting for a coffe this cafe is a little behind on the times,it doesnt do it) :shock:
To right it dont...............been here bloody months!....and not one bloody drop! :doh:
HELL and I only brought an apple...ho humm, thanks for the welcome all!! I didnt expect such a quick response.
xx
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I must warn you there is tendency for long term members to become slightly insane, no doubt you will discern this for yourself.....
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INSANE!!!!!.......huh!.......totely Sane me!
:roll: .......................or should i of put a{ in ..}... between the Totely and sane! :roll: :roll: :lol: Quote by Clare_Lincs
Debs,your bloody knickers are here,you chucked em at me when i saw you on cam last,though i think Steve has them with him,kept in his pocket to sniff :shock: :shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:Naughty Steve!....been looking for them for bloody months!...ooo steve they must smell nice now YUK!ILl let you keep them!........my lttle pressy to ya! :eeek:
Well they will keep your nose clear!........thats for sure
Quote by niceguysdoexist
I must warn you there is tendency for long term members to become slightly insane, no doubt you will discern this for yourself.....
oh and by the way follow the link for an avatar resizing programme ..it works for me thanks to JQL ..
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/
you mean that cos I was just an itsy bitsy unhinged BEFORE I joined...I might get worse?? uhohhhhh....
and thanks for the link, Iv downloaded, and will work on that picture to make my bum look as small as yours, hehehehe
Sex God
Hi nimbus!! I tried sitting quietly in a corner and ended up getting dragged into it alll kicking and screaming.. no doubt you'll soon need to become a member of S.H.A.G.S!! 
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Hi nimbus!! I tried sitting quietly in a corner and ended up getting dragged into it alll kicking and screaming.. no doubt you'll soon need to become a member of S.H.A.G.S!!
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
do I dare askkkkkkkkkkkkkk.....whats S.H.A.G.S.?????And am afraid my inability to sit quietly has got me into farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to much fun to start trying to do it now, lol.
xx
Sex God
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/22693.html
Thats the link to the thread for all those poor souls who need SHAGS!!!
Thats the link to the thread for all those poor souls who need SHAGS!!!
Sexpert
Hiya Nimbus 
,
welcome. We had been lurkin around for quite a while and found it quite rewarding to announce our existence. We dont have that much to say but we sure enjoy watching everything that happens on here, having said that we would encourage you to join in whenever you feel the urge...it really is a place to be yourselves.
Hi VCee3 by the way, we missed you first time around :wave:
,welcome. We had been lurkin around for quite a while and found it quite rewarding to announce our existence. We dont have that much to say but we sure enjoy watching everything that happens on here, having said that we would encourage you to join in whenever you feel the urge...it really is a place to be yourselves.
Hi VCee3 by the way, we missed you first time around :wave:
Sex God
trust me... there is no need to feel like the new girl at school, none of us are going to flush your head down the toilet!...(we MIGHT have a few forfiets though!) lol
Sex God
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Hi nimbus!! I tried sitting quietly in a corner and ended up getting dragged into it alll kicking and screaming.. no doubt you'll soon need to become a member of S.H.A.G.S!!
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
do I dare askkkkkkkkkkkkkk.....whats S.H.A.G.S.?????And am afraid my inability to sit quietly has got me into farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to much fun to start trying to do it now, lol.
xx
Hi :welcome:
SHAGS = Swinging Heaven Addicts Group Support
You'll find the thread here in The Cafe, posted by frogster on 3rd October
Personally speaking it's making my conditionWORSEas I'm also now addicted to SHAGS :doh:
Hope you have lots of fun here and make and meet loads of new friends.
Byeeeee :happy:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs,your bloody knickers are here,you chucked em at me when i saw you on cam last,though i think Steve has them with him,kept in his pocket to sniff :shock: :shock: :shock:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:Naughty Steve!....been looking for them for bloody months!...ooo steve they must smell nice now YUK!ILl let you keep them!........my lttle pressy to ya! :eeek:
Well they will keep your nose clear!........thats for sure
They are mounted on the wall in our bedroom,i didnt put them there,they stuck there themselves :shock:
Welcome to the mad house Nimbus
:welcome: 
Orgasminator
and :welcome: to sh :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: 
Sex God
I'd love to help you get your toes wet. Just shout. Life here seems like a lot of fun, and like you I am fairly new here. Any way welcome.
Sex God
Quote by skegnessswingers
Got to say in my younger days I often felt like the new girl at school, but none of them was ever interested....!!
nimbus hey!
:welcome: to the site!
i usually say just join and have fun, but see you're doing that already, so . . . erm . . join in some more and have more fun . . . or something! ;)
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
Got to say in my younger days I often felt like the new girl at school, but none of them was ever interested....!!
nimbus hey!
:welcome: to the site!
i usually say just join and have fun, but see you're doing that already, so . . . erm . . join in some more and have more fun . . . or something! ;)
neil x x x ;)
Look at him....stright in with the bloody winks............well Neil thats it!...never got a wink from you when i joined now did i!...........last time i send you a purvey pm ..HUH!
Debbiewebs goes off in a mood!...stomp stomp
Sex God
awww debbiewebs come 'ere! 
there.
it was only a wink. you got a proper snog with tongues 'n' everything! come on give us a cuddle. there that's better eh? now can i have some more pervy pm's debs, cos i quite liked the last one! go on. just one? ;)
neil x x x ;)
there. it was only a wink. you got a proper snog with tongues 'n' everything! come on give us a cuddle. there that's better eh? now can i have some more pervy pm's debs, cos i quite liked the last one! go on. just one? ;)
neil x x x ;)
