Female Flatulence

9 Sep 2005

ladies, please ad your names for the SH orchestra...wind section
no men please as the audiance need to remain consious through out the performance. lol

9 Sep 2005

On another occasion I was with a woman who fanny farted extraordinarily easily.
I got a bit involved one session and began to pump out a series of fanny farts. Quite achievable. Whilst I was lost in my moment of boyish stupidity, the woman had also noticed.
When I next looked at her deadpan face, she just said 'can you stop that please'. Whereupon I went red faced and muttered a feeble apology.

9 Sep 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
On another occasion I was with a woman who fanny farted extraordinarily easily.
I got a bit involved one session and began to pump out a series of fanny farts. Quite achievable. Whilst I was lost in my moment of boyish stupidity, the woman had also noticed.
When I next looked at her deadpan face, she just said 'can you stop that please'. Whereupon I went red faced and muttered a feeble apology.

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
How did you manage it?
I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here, but ..... did she stop seeing you veryshortly after?

9 Sep 2005

Oh yes we came and went very done and dusted in a few sessions.
When you get into a certain combination of position and action, fanny farts can be recreated quite easily.
Gross is probably the only way to describe my beahviour. But it just seemed right at the time. I couldn't resist it.

9 Sep 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
I got a bit involved one session and began to pump out a series of fanny farts. Quite achievable. Whilst I was lost in my moment of boyish stupidity, the woman had also noticed.
When I next looked at her deadpan face, she just said 'can you stop that please'. Whereupon I went red faced and muttered a feeble apology.

hahahhaa
that's hysterical.....
comedy genius

9 Sep 2005

Quote by teppic
ladies, please ad your names for the SH orchestra...wind section
no men please as the audiance need to remain consious through out the performance.

Ill blow up the balloons for the after party... not orally might i add rolleyes

9 Sep 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
On another occasion I was with a woman who fanny farted extraordinarily easily.
I got a bit involved one session and began to pump out a series of fanny farts. Quite achievable. Whilst I was lost in my moment of boyish stupidity, the woman had also noticed.
When I next looked at her deadpan face, she just said 'can you stop that please'. Whereupon I went red faced and muttered a feeble apology.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Priceless :rotflmao:

9 Sep 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
On another occasion I was with a woman who fanny farted extraordinarily easily.
I got a bit involved one session and began to pump out a series of fanny farts. Quite achievable. Whilst I was lost in my moment of boyish stupidity, the woman had also noticed.
When I next looked at her deadpan face, she just said 'can you stop that please'. Whereupon I went red faced and muttered a feeble apology.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Priceless :rotflmao:
Nothing like the pneumatic responses at times - makes the piston work harder! trees grow stronger with a bit of wind about - its all part of the thrust of life - if both cannot laugh it off then its sad.

9 Sep 2005

All I have in my head at this moment in time is the opening beats of the music to Ground Force rotflmao

Would the tune be played on a sexaphone???
Mr CCR

9 Sep 2005

OK OK It's Friday (honesty night :twisted: ) We guys are being led by Missy into self delusional revelations here!!
The truth is I've only really experienced serious fanny farting when I've been kidding meself I'm pumping 10 inches with 8 inches cool

i.e. I've been responsible for trapping and compressing some serious air up there between strokes :shock:
Boy it ain't 'arf a larf when it happens though!!

10 Sep 2005

I can't remember when we started,
But we soon departed after we'd farted.

10 Sep 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
I can't remember when we started,
But we soon departed after we'd farted.

Oi, there's a poetry Sticky at the top of the page for that sort of thing. lol

Hang on - they weren't rhyming couplet fanny farts were they?

10 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
I can't remember when we started,
But we soon departed after we'd farted.

Oi, there's a poetry Sticky at the top of the page for that sort of thing. lol

Hang on - they weren't rhyming couplet fanny farts were they?
The couplet were giving it plenty
And getting very very fruity
Deeper and deeper it went
Doggy style - just heaven sent!
When suddenly there was this rush
Causing both to just hush
As he was propelled back by the blast
But then went back just as fast
Laughing and crying out loud
They continued as much as they could
The flows were as good as the ebbs!
That certainly blew away the cobwebs!