Festive Recycling

26 Dec 2004

Well , I know where to recycle my paper, glass , etc and at this time of the year my Xmas Cards and Tree. But what about vibrators ? . S's 'prezzie' has left her old one redundant and don't want to give the binmen a shock wink

26 Dec 2004

Well, I`m saving all my blown lightbulbs next year and will be decorating then as Christmas baubles for the tree....
A touch of gold spray and some glitter can go a long way.
Just an idea :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

26 Dec 2004

A girl can never have too many vibrators :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Keep it as a spare or something lol

26 Dec 2004

Definately keep it as a spare, you never know when you might need a little extra buzz :twisted:
Did you know they feel very nice rubbed against your balls too! wink

26 Dec 2004

taped one to my pool cue, got some funny looks but played some great trick shots wink

26 Dec 2004

I've managed a to convert a whole Christmas dinner, with all the trimmings, into manure. Does that count? :undecided:

27 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I've managed a to convert a whole Christmas dinner, with all the trimmings, into manure. Does that count? :undecided:

I don't think it can count........I always use my fingers for counting but........you use what ever you find easiest.

27 Dec 2004

Flog it on e-Bay :shock:

27 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
I don't think it can count........I always use my fingers for counting but........you use what ever you find easiest.

Oh great!!! rolleyes

Will I be known for being a regular poster on here? maybe a chatty person? or maybe even a nice person? or a bit of a waffler?
No I bluddy well won't be now will I smackbottom

I will just be known as Misschief with her Magical counting pooh!!! mad

Can see it now, people will come from far and wide to give sums to Misschiefs magical counting pooh confused

Misschief - off to learn her times tables and ventriloquism :?

27 Dec 2004

Quote by Fools-Gold
Flog it on e-Bay :shock:

I hope you are referring to stupots waste and not misschiefs, cos if your not then a serious jiffy bag will be needed. :shock:

27 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Can see it now, people will come from far and wide to give sums to Misschiefs magical counting pooh
Misschief - off to learn her times tables and ventriloquism :?

Ahhh but do you have an alphabet reciting Tigger ... because that would be impressive!
rolleyes

27 Dec 2004

Eat some alphabetti spaghetti and you can do readings....sort of tea leafs with a difference.

27 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
Eat some alphabetti spaghetti and you can do readings....sort of tea leafs with a difference.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now you want me to teach it to spell as well as count? :shock: You're not recruiting for a circus sideshow by any chance are you? confused

27 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
Eat some alphabetti spaghetti and you can do readings....sort of tea leafs with a difference.

Puts down her bowl of noodles and decides she's no longer hungry
Davej smackbottom

that was terrible :shock:

27 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
Eat some alphabetti spaghetti and you can do readings....sort of tea leafs with a difference.

Puts down her bowl of noodles and decides she's no longer hungry
Davej smackbottom

that was terrible :shock:
I know calista and truely I beg for forgiveness, just put it down to reading too many very obvious christmas cracker jokes.
davej will now resign the line about inventing a board game based on scrabble that requires no more than some tinned alphabet food and a polythene sheet to the bin.

27 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
I've managed a to convert a whole Christmas dinner, with all the trimmings, into manure. Does that count? :undecided:

It doesn't count and it's too much information thanks!!!
Personally I aint tellin what I did with my Xmas dinner and trimmings.
In future please keep it to yourself.
thats dangerous advice and will lead to stomach ache..........

27 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
Eat some alphabetti spaghetti and you can do readings....sort of tea leafs with a difference.

Puts down her bowl of noodles and decides she's no longer hungry
Davej smackbottom

that was terrible :shock:
I know calista and truely I beg for forgiveness, just put it down to reading too many very obvious christmas cracker jokes.
davej will now resign the line about inventing a board game based on scrabble that requires no more than some tinned alphabet food and a polythene sheet to the bin.
Please tell me that wasn't the prototype?

27 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
Eat some alphabetti spaghetti and you can do readings....sort of tea leafs with a difference.

Puts down her bowl of noodles and decides she's no longer hungry
Davej smackbottom

that was terrible :shock:
I know calista and truely I beg for forgiveness, just put it down to reading too many very obvious christmas cracker jokes.
davej will now resign the line about inventing a board game based on scrabble that requires no more than some tinned alphabet food and a polythene sheet to the bin.
Please tell me that wasn't the prototype?
I did send off my idea to the producers of adult games..they wrote back and told me it was crap.....I replied telling them that they had got that bit right and if they could give me a decision soon I could get a business plan together.
........davej reaching further into the barrel............

27 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
Puts down her bowl of noodles and decides she's no longer hungry

Hey Calista, you eat them noodles up :bounce: ......... you can poohing lookalike play doh men in no time :lol2: you know, those ones where you press the button and they grow hair n stuff biggrin

27 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
........davej reaching further into the barrel............

The barrel is fine ...just don't delve into the bin ..........
:shock: :shock:

27 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
Hey Calista, you eat them noodles up :bounce: ......... you can poohing lookalike play doh men in no time :lol2: you know, those ones where you press the button and they grow hair n stuff

Please please stop!
don't worry scandal were just talking shite

27 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
christmas cracker jokes.

No such thing exists.

27 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
Definately keep it as a spare, you never know when you might need a little extra buzz :twisted:
Did you know they feel very nice rubbed against your balls too!

yes i do yes idooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

27 Dec 2004

Quote by johnneuk1
taped one to my pool cue, got some funny looks but played some great trick shots

i did in snooker but did not know to go for the brown or the pink lol