FFS | Swinging Heaven

26 Feb 2007

Yes “ Fanny FartS” wink

The other day I was with a lady ,we where having a great time when!yes You guessed it she “ fanny farted”
Now as a man I love them, it tells me a lady is enjoying herself , as in my experience she has to be extremely wet to have a good “Rip Roaring” fanny wobbler . also the vibration down my shaft is one of the best feelings in the world .
But she got very embarrassed and asked me to stop . after a little chat we where back on the job ! biggrin

My question
How do we all feel about “ Fanny FartS” ? :wink:

26 Feb 2007

-Oh yeh, oh yeh , oh yeh , what's my name? What's my name?
-Phhhhruuuuuuuuuut!
-What da fux zat?
-Fanny fart!
-Oh .......... what's my name? What's my name?
the most hilarious expulsion of air a woman can ever have!!!!

26 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
My question
How do we all feel about “ Fanny FartS” ?

I've not had this happen in ages and never in a swinging situation, yet
If it happens with Ian I seem to have the need to clarify where it came from because I would hate for him to think it was just a normal fart confused

I'm a little embarrassed with Ian but have a feeling I would want to curl up and die if it happened when swinging redface

Even the thought of it happening when swinging is making me cringe. Even typing this is making me cringe surprised

ops:

26 Feb 2007

Quote by Whatyalike2do
-Oh yeh, oh yeh , oh yeh , what's my name? What's my name?
-Phhhhruuuuuuuuuut!
-What da fux zat?
-Fanny fart!
-Oh .......... what's my name? What's my name?
the most hilarious expulsion of air a woman can ever have!!!!

Oi, it aint that funny... :silly: :silly:
What us wimmin have to put up with rolleyes

26 Feb 2007

Sercher my man, it's the sound of the she-devils evil

It happens to us all, it's a build up of air, especially when one is mounted from behind and is, in my opinion absolutely hilarious. lol

But bless your lady friend, if this was your first meeting then aaaw I can sympathise with her.

26 Feb 2007

I blame the guy fer pushing the air in there in the first place rolleyes

26 Feb 2007

:scared:

Us girls do not like to think, talk, or discuss it !!! redface

26 Feb 2007

Quote by buxomgoddess
I blame the guy fer pushing the air in there in the first place

I think i'd like to quote you on that..
If i ever have to redface

26 Feb 2007

well well who would have thunk it rolleyes

that the lady's on here would be shy to talk about something? :giggle: rotflmao

well done Dawnie wink

26 Feb 2007

i usually laugh and then carry on, used to get really embarrassed tho, usually happens to me when doing doggy style redface

ops: :oops:

26 Feb 2007

Whilst most women tend to frown on farting from the bum, particularly guys; they do apportion themselves a slight chuckle at a fanny fart. wink

26 Feb 2007

Quote by duncanlondon
Whilst most women tend to frown on farting from the bum, particularly guys; they do apportion themselves a slight chuckle at a fanny fart.

One fart consists of millions of poo particles.
The other is merely air.
That may be the difference! lol

26 Feb 2007

Think there horny. Can be funny but that often lightens the tone.

26 Feb 2007

Pussy-parfffs may be an indication of poor sexual position transfer technique - as in these cases the connection needs to cease (cock-withdrawal) whilst the guy scratches his head to work out what leg goes where and if he is likely to be accidentally kicked in the face should the position not be sustainable.
A skilled slash-slider is more able to seamlessly manoeuvre from one position to another without the need to remove the ram-rod – thus the snatch does not suck in air to fill the vacuum caused by the boner back-stroke.

26 Feb 2007

i think you just told me if i was a better shag it wouldnt happen?
thats what it sounded like anyway polo :?
wink

26 Feb 2007

Quote by PoloLady
Pussy-parfffs may be an indication of poor sexual position transfer technique - as in these cases the connection needs to cease (cock-withdrawal) whilst the guy scratches his head to work out what leg goes where and if he is likely to be accidentally kicked in the face should the position not be sustainable.
A skilled slash-slider is more able to seamlessly manoeuvre from one position to another without the need to remove the ram-rod – thus the snatch does not suck in air to fill the vacuum caused by the boner back-stroke.

so its definately the mans fault?
:giggle:

26 Feb 2007

Quote by Warmer
so its definately the mans fault?
:giggle:

Of course it is lol

26 Feb 2007

Quote by Miss_Kiss
Whilst most women tend to frown on farting from the bum, particularly guys; they do apportion themselves a slight chuckle at a fanny fart.

One fart consists of millions of poo particles.
The other is merely air.
That may be the difference! lol

:laughabove: AND has a tendency to have a bit of a pong!

26 Feb 2007

Fart is the wrong word to use for this phenomenon, isn't it? dunno

It's about as misleading as calling a burp a "mouth fart". lol

26 Feb 2007

Quote by MikeNorth
Fart is the wrong word to use for this phenomenon, isn't it?
It's about as misleading as calling a burp a "mouth fart".

Gash-guff?
Beaver-blast?
Hole-horn?
Hairy-harmonica toot?
:dunno:
A taco-tornado :grin:

26 Feb 2007

a leaky lash air-lock lol

26 Feb 2007

Quote by PoloLady
Fart is the wrong word to use for this phenomenon, isn't it?
It's about as misleading as calling a burp a "mouth fart".

Gash-guff?
Beaver-blast?
Hole-horn?
Hairy-harmonica toot?
:dunno:
A taco-tornado :grin:
Wow, Polo, your alliterative skills are positively Shakespearean! worship

Also:
muff-guff
front-botty-fart
pussy-fart
queeb
(from the Dictionary of Sexual Terms)

26 Feb 2007

On the subject of the stinky air expelling kind.. take a look at this, it's not often I laugh at jokes but this I did......

lol

26 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
On the subject of the stinky air expelling kind.. take a look at this, it's not often I laugh at jokes but this I did......

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Excellent :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

26 Feb 2007

I used to be realy realy embarrassed when this happened,and just want the floor to open redface

But now it just cracks me up and i end up having a giggling fit,can take 5 mins or more sometimes to re-compose myself :giggle:
The giggling fit i have found to more of a issue and maybe more off putting than the fanny fart,as its realy hard for a guy to retain his errection whilst im rolling around the bed laughing my tits off dunno

It has happened to me in a swinging situation and everyone involved has been cool with it...its just one of those things that happens from time to time,we females have no control over it,so no point worrying about it imho.
Hasnt happened to me for awhile, but i know it will again at some point. I like others find doggy causes it more than any other postion.
Nicky

26 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
On the subject of the stinky air expelling kind.. take a look at this, it's not often I laugh at jokes but this I did......

ok thats me crying now

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
bloody hilerius wink

26 Feb 2007

That has got to be one of the most embarrasing things of all time. redface

ops: :oops: :gagged: :gagged:
louise xx

26 Feb 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
That has got to be one of the most embarrasing things of all time. ops: :oops: :gagged: :gagged:
louise xx

so you do do it then ? :grin: bolt

26 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
That has got to be one of the most embarrasing things of all time. ops: :oops: :gagged: :gagged:
louise xx

so you do do it then ? :grin: bolt

Im not saying another word. :oops: :giggle: :gagged:
louise xx