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Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet ! mad and does size matter and do the adds really work and who do these mods think they are and do you spit or swallow . Bald or hairy fannies ? , big or small tits ? .What d`you mean they`ve all been done before :x , im new here , give a guy a chance :x cum on ladies , what you all waiting for ? cum and shag meeeeeeeeee! ! ! wink
got to get my post count up and fill my gray line up somehow redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by Dino.
got to get my post count up and fill my gray line up somehow redface surprisedops: :oops:

Don't joke! :shock:
lol
Hi Dino, :welcome: to the breakaway and name change gang! There are plenty off us on here now! biggrin Not saying it's good company, but company is better than being left in the corner all on your own. Well actually, you might prefer that after a while! :lol:
Oooo look random bollocks and uttershite (tm te) :lol:
What has this site come to? :D
Hope horny red copes without you stuck to her handle. :shock: Ouch what a thought.
wave Have a great time Dino! kiss
Gem. x
Quote by Dino.
Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet ! mad Unlucky!! lol
and does size matter - size of what?
and do the adds really work - there are ads here?
and who do these mods think they are - the nicest sweetest guys you could ever hope to meet! :lol:
and do you spit or swallow - hairs spit, soup swallow
Bald or hairy heads ? which do YOU prefer?
big or small tits ? You've got tits? :shock:
What d`you mean they`ve all been done before :x ,
im new here , give a guy a chance :x cum on ladies , what you all waiting for ? cum and shag meeeeeeeeee! ! ! wink - ah, but don't you have a partner who already does that?

There's always one and it's always him!! :lol:
Mal
:wink:
well, day off work, so might as well contribute this morning :P
do us newbies really sound that bad?, been trying to avoid those stereotypes lol
but in any case, hope all goes well with your newbie tag, now you've got your own ID wink
Quote by Scandal
Try and find yaself a nice bird, you'd have alot more chance as a couple rolleyes


I found him a couple of biker chicks.
Hope they bring you immense joy and swinging happiness, quelling your need for the immediate shag!
lol
Gem. x ;)
Quote by Scandal
Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet ! mad

Try and find yaself a nice bird, you'd have alot more chance as a couple rolleyes
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by KcKat
Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet ! mad

Try and find yaself a nice bird, you'd have alot more chance as a couple rolleyes
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tart! smackbottom
Here I am trying to pimp out my biker chicks and then you cut in! evil
<pah>
Has anyone got some catnip? Maybe if I'm sneeky I can sedate the kitty long enough to get my biker chicks back in the running!
lol Gem, x ;)
Quote by little gem
Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet ! mad

Try and find yaself a nice bird, you'd have alot more chance as a couple rolleyes
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Tart! smackbottom
Here I am trying to pimp out my biker chicks and then you cut in! evil
<pah>
Has anyone got some catnip? Maybe if I'm sneeky I can sedate the kitty long enough to get my biker chicks back in the running!
lol Gem, x ;)

I was gonna dust off me jacket and join you, then me knicks blew off the washing line and I had to chase them around the garden :shock: :shock:
So I clean forgot :doh:
bolt
* Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rubs agains Little Gem :twisted: :twisted: cause she's got catnip
Quote by Dino.
Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet ! mad
You must be a real minger then! lol
and does size matter
No - but that is what we say to all people with a tiny willy. wink
and do the adds really work
YES - just this week I changed my bank, bought a new car, changed washing powder, switched toothpaste and signed up to have the most annoying ferkin frog ringtone and moving wallpapers on my phone. confused
and who do these mods think they are
They are the ones on scooters fighting with the Rockers. :P
and do you spit or swallow . Bald or hairy fannies ?
I have never swallowed a fanny - bald or otherwise - though a few people have spat on mine , :shock:
.What d`you mean they`ve all been done before :x , im new here , give a guy a chance :x cum on ladies , what you all waiting for ?
The 47 bus biggrin
cum and shag meeeeeeeeee! ! ! :wink:
Dino, try getting to know people first get yourself invited to munches etc wink lol
Remember the button is your friend :wink: :smile2: :happy: :grin:
Nice to say hello to you both at wigan !!
Yet another newbie that doesn't read the sites AUP, know anything about etiquette or how to use a search button. mad :x :x
I think this guy needs a mentor and FAST. Hornyred will you do the honours please.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have fun with the name split Dino and don't forget custody of the computer should be a 50/50 split otherwise one of you has to pay maintenance wink
I think if you just open up a bit more to us, and let us know your true feelings, you'll have i sorted by tea time.
Welcome Dino As you know all newbies are getting a mentor to help them get used to posting etc on the site. :small-print: Can't wait to find out who you get :twisted: wink
I am sure you will get someone who is totally proffesional though. :smoke: Good luck
:love: xxx
Quote by little gem
got to get my post count up and fill my gray line up somehow redface surprisedops: :oops:

Don't joke! :shock:
lol
Hi Dino, :welcome: to the breakaway and name change gang! There are plenty off us on here now! biggrin Not saying it's good company, but company is better than being left in the corner all on your own. Well actually, you might prefer that after a while! :lol:
Oooo look random bollocks and uttershite (tm te) :lol:
What has this site come to? :D
Hope horny red copes without you stuck to her handle. :shock: Ouch what a thought.
wave Have a great time Dino! kiss
Gem. x
:wave: :cheers: :rose: :welcome: drinkies :bounce:
Hi Dino and :welcome: what can I say other than good things cum to those who wait.
KcKat Wrote:

I was gonna dust off me jacket and join you, then me knicks blew off the washing line and I had to chase them around the garden :shock: :shock:
So I clean forgot :doh:
bolt
* Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rubs agains Little Gem :twisted: :twisted: cause she's got catnip

You could have gone out without them KC.
John
smile
Hey Dino,
Hack into the tart's addy's, and shag all her mates,(whilst she's shagging yours).
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:giggle:
cc_7up
Quote by Dino.
Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet ! im new here , give a guy a chance mad cum on ladies , what you all waiting for ? cum and shag meeeeeeeeee! ! ! wink

Does your missus know you're on here tarting?
Jeez, give a guy an inch and what does he do? Stick it on his dick measurement.
Come on, where's the cock pic Dino. I'm dying to see if the dino is short for dinosoar, as in hung like a tyrannosaurus...... lol
Quote by SunBunny
Ive been here a day now and i aint got a shag yet ! im new here , give a guy a chance mad cum on ladies , what you all waiting for ? cum and shag meeeeeeeeee! ! ! wink

Does your missus know you're on here tarting?
Jeez, give a guy an inch and what does he do? Stick it on his dick measurement.
Come on, where's the cock pic Dino. I'm dying to see if the dino is short for dinosoar, as in hung like a tyrannosaurus...... lol no cock pic yet BABE! its too big to fit on an avatar size pic BABE ! but you can cum round and check it out for yourself BABE! , you know know you want it ,,erm ,,BABE :wink:
Quote by Dino.
no cock pic yet BABE! its too big to fit on an avatar size pic BABE ! but you can cum round and check it out for yourself BABE! , you know know you want it ,,erm ,,BABE wink

Oh I want it. Post it as it is but with a zoom option. I can use my imagination.
Ooh I love it when you get all neanderthal. lol
Quote by SunBunny
no cock pic yet BABE! its too big to fit on an avatar size pic BABE ! but you can cum round and check it out for yourself BABE! , you know know you want it ,,erm ,,BABE wink

Oh I want it. Post it as it is but with a zoom option. I can use my imagination.
Ooh I love it when you get all neanderthal. lol you dont need a zoom option BABE ! but you`ll get plenty of "HOT" action BABE ! . Neanderthal ? dont know what that means but it sounds fun ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BABE !
Quote by Dino.
Neanderthal ? dont know what that means but it sounds fun ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BABE !

just drag me round the room by my pony tail darling
No no no - you need to use more textspeak Dino, and make less sense. Far too intelligible.
Quote by SunBunny
Neanderthal ? dont know what that means but it sounds fun ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BABE !

just drag me round the room by my pony tail darling then you can pull on my huge "pony tail" BABE ! wink.. Its such fun being a newbie again, can get away with anything biggrin :wink: :wink:
Quote by Dino.
Neanderthal ? dont know what that means but it sounds fun ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BABE !

just drag me round the room by my pony tail darling then you can pull on my huge "pony tail" BABE ! wink.. Its such fun being a newbie again, can get away with anything biggrin :wink: :wink:
Hey this is REAL COOL!!
'Ere what you doin' - you've been here at least 24 hours - stop behaving like a newbie. HR give him the PC FFS!!