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Quote by hornyinslough
Suggesting someone might want to read my profile before PM'ing me generated the following thoughtful message:
orry i should have rea it i dont do fat whores do one

It's a shame this insulting illiterate fecker managed to get through the sign-up procedure AND re-type the letters in the same order to get back in a second time :twisted:
yep, the thick twat has missed the 'D' off the word read......tsk some folk.
Quote by hornyinslough
Suggesting someone might want to read my profile before PM'ing me generated the following thoughtful message:
orry i should have rea it i dont do fat whores do one

It's a shame this insulting illiterate fecker managed to get through the sign-up procedure AND re-type the letters in the same order to get back in a second time :twisted:
Im trying to figure out if the "do one" was an "order" to you- or it should have been "does one?" ie he thinks he's royalty!
lol
Quote by winchwench
Suggesting someone might want to read my profile before PM'ing me generated the following thoughtful message:
orry i should have rea it i dont do fat whores do one

It's a shame this insulting illiterate fecker managed to get through the sign-up procedure AND re-type the letters in the same order to get back in a second time :twisted:
Im trying to figure out if the "do one" was an "order" to you- or it should have been "does one?" ie he thinks he's royalty!
lol
Horny you got a pm from prince phillip cool :thumbup:
Quote by davej
Suggesting someone might want to read my profile before PM'ing me generated the following thoughtful message:
orry i should have rea it i dont do fat whores do one

It's a shame this insulting illiterate fecker managed to get through the sign-up procedure AND re-type the letters in the same order to get back in a second time :twisted:
yep, the thick twat has missed the 'D' off the word read......tsk some folk.
Maybe he didn't rea it before pressing send? dunno
And the PM title said 'hore'...you know I was getting excited for a minute at the thought that he had a chore for me to do...oh well...
Quote by hornyinslough
Suggesting someone might want to read my profile before PM'ing me generated the following thoughtful message:
orry i should have rea it i dont do fat whores do one

It's a shame this insulting illiterate fecker managed to get through the sign-up procedure AND re-type the letters in the same order to get back in a second time :twisted:
I hope you forwarded the message to a mod who would then deal with appropriately.... :shock:
Yep tell me who it was and I will P.M the bloke and tell him to stop insulting other members and that in future the word isnt fat, its BBW. :smug:
Quote by davej
Yep tell me who it was and I will P.M the bloke and tell him to stop insulting other members and that in future the word isnt fat, its BBW. :smug:

And he should replace whore/hore with what davej? Just so I know in case he asks :twisted:
Quote by hornyinslough
Yep tell me who it was and I will P.M the bloke and tell him to stop insulting other members and that in future the word isnt fat, its BBW. :smug:

And he should replace whore/hore with what :twisted:
How about................stunning lady so far out of his league he shouldn't even presume to send her a terribly written, hugely insulting pm?
Some guys are total knobs, really they are mad
Quote by Lissa
How about................stunning lady so far out of his league he shouldn't even presume to send her a terribly written, hugely insulting pm?

Thanks Lissa, I feel much better now :thumbup:
Quote by Lissa
Some guys are total knobs, really they are mad

Yes they are :x
just take no for answer.....please
Quote by Warmer
just take no for answer.....please

But but but.....
I havent asked yet :cry:
Quote by Mallock2006
just take no for answer.....please

But but but.....
I havent asked yet :cry:well i wasn't refering to you wink
Quote by Warmer
well i wasn't refering to you wink

:rascal:
Some un-named and unknown to me SH member titled a PM 'fresh meat' and
fancy a large portion??
xx

Erhhh...well that's a hard one...well i don't mean literally...so erh...thanks but no thanks...
wanna try some convo? ok no maybe not...
rolleyes
Quote by hornyinslough
Some un-named and unknown to me SH member titled a PM 'fresh meat' and
fancy a large portion??
xx

Erhhh...well that's a hard one...well i don't mean literally...so erh...thanks but no thanks...
wanna try some convo? ok no maybe not...
rolleyes
sounds smooth, i could send you one of even better quality if you want lol xx :twisted:
Oo please Drew, it would break the monotony of shite rolleyes
:giggle:
i might not send you one nowwww duel
:cry:
I was genuinely sat by my email waiting for a non-shite PM
:giggle:
I'm sending you a pm, i was hoping you wanted a stupid sleazy one though......is that what u want?
Quote by Drewxcore
I'm sending you a pm, i was hoping you wanted a stupid sleazy one though......is that what u want?

Is your 'stupid sleazy' avec or sans shite? pmsl
Prefer not honey bunny kiss
and to think i had the perfect *nice tits fancy a fuck* pm in mind for you! x
Quote by Drewxcore
and to think i had the perfect *nice tits fancy a fuck* pm in mind for you! x

as it's so much better than a 'large portion of fresh meat', I'd better take what I can get at this time of night xx
wink
:shock:
mmmmmm lol