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noladreams
Sex God
Thinking about another thread and a conversation I'm having at the mo, what do you feel about fibs on profiles?
People fib. Fact.
Sometimes people add a few inches to their height, sometimes they claim to be a tad lighter or sometimes they add a few inches to their cock.
Do you judge people? Do you forgive them on the basis that it may be just an insecurity thing? Do you not think it important?
I once gave vanilla internet dating a go - deep joy! lol I was chatting to him online and on the phone, we exchanged pics and I liked what I saw. We got on and arranged a date. I turned up at the arranged meeting point (early, cos I'm like that wink) and someone came over and spoke to me... I did a double take. It was the dude in the photograph only probably ten years, lots of hair and three stone later!
Hmmm... Now I could've understood this to an extent - the photo I had sent him and had on my profile was obviously one that I considered was a flattering one of me; we all want to put our best face forward! But it was a current photo - I was at least recognisable. I felt slightly peeved at the time - we never got past that first date as he kinda wasn't the person I thought he was - and obviously I have laughed about it since.
In a swinging, NSA situation though, I'm not sure I'd be quite so peeved as there isn't the emotional investment.
What say you?
Are fibs unforgiveable or understandable? If you're expecting 6ft 3 and get 5ft 9 are you arsed? If they say they are slim build and they're a bit portly does it matter? If a meet says vwe and you reckon average at best does that stop play?
Unknown User
DON'T get me started on fibs! lol
Height and cock size seem to be numbers 1&2 for a lot of the blokes I've met. I've even started to carry a tape measure with me it's got that bad :twisted: 'Muscular' build also comes in as a close 3rd... as a big whopping fib!
I don't mind what people are (withing reason) as long as they are honest and then at least we can all make an informed decision.
Things I/we have had said when I/we've met people and politely said 'it ain't gonna happen':
"Well I'm here now! Can't we just have a quick fiddle?"
"Can I just see you cock anyway?"
"Why do you need to find me attractive, it's just a blow job?"
"You superfical bastard!"
:lol: x
Steve
Sex God
Well my profile is as honest as I can make it I think.....
And its doing me no favours at all :lol2:
Staggerlee_BB
Sex God
As a 25 year old 6'6" male with a slim athletic build and a 12" cock I'm not sure I know what you're on about
Unknown User
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
As a 25 year old 6'6" male with a slim athletic build and a 12" cock I'm not sure I know what you're on about

Well helloooo... I'm new in town and wondered if you might wanna show me the 'sights'? wink
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
As a 25 year old 6'6" male with a slim athletic build and a 12" cock I'm not sure I know what you're on about

rotflmao
Unknown User
I admit to fibs, white lies, call them what you will. I describe myself as medium build, although Brucie might disagree with that description, and I probably drink a little more regularly than 'occasionally' might suggest. Any photos of me on the site are recent, because I don't generally store them elsewhere on my laptop, so when I remove them in a fit of pique, I have to take some more if and when I get over it. I tend to play with people I meet at clubs, or have already met in person in a vanilla environment, so that we are all clear about how we all look and 'gel'. I can forgive another person's embellishments of their physique, if they make me feel comfortable, and we 'get on', especially if we can make each other laugh. I was discussing with a friend the other day, how we have both played with a certain person from here, but probably wouldn't have been attracted to them if we had passed in the street. As it happens, we both thoroughly enjoyed the time we spent in their company.
It just goes to show how you cannot judge a person by their appearance alone. That, and don't believe everything you read on a computer screen. Get to know the person before you come to any conclusions. Happy swinging.
foxylady2209
Sex God
OK I admit it - my picture is about 5 years old. My excuse? It was a paid studio session and is the best pic I've ever had taken.
But I'll find a couple of newer ones and bite the bullet. biggrin:D:D:D
As for fibs - if it is ,aterial to the enjoyment then it is wrong. If it is a matter of opinion or taste - it doesn't really matter.
Unknown User
I deleted my last profile as it was boring me. There are pics so no need to lie. Big fat ugly small penis, and those are my good points.
I will continue waiting for what honesty gets me, NOTHING! lmao!!
jollyhockeystick
Warming the Bed
Ooopsie, it appears that i've opened a right can of worms redface
As most of you who know us know we're a bi cpl and the amount of straight guys who mails us is rediculous...so I ask them why fib.....once they give us their reason then cool but to answer you Nolan....fibs are not good cos if they can fib about one thing what else are they hiding(ready for even more hate mail to come now)...lol
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Nola :sad: I told you that in confidence :shock:
I am really 5 foot 1.5" not 5foot 2" as my profile suggests
evil Heightist!
bolt :giggle:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Nola :sad: I told you that in confidence :shock:
I am really 5 foot 1.5" not 5foot 2" as my profile suggests
evil Heightist!
bolt :giggle:

That actually did make me laugh out loud! :giggle:
Bluefish2009
Sex God
Provided the fib is small we don’t mind. We are very honest in our profile, the only thing we do, is choose the most flattering pictures of my wife (Lady Aldwych) but they are all recent.
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
lol
Seriously though I've had meets where the person looked nothing like the picture (maybe 20 years ago they did)
I'm sure some men start measuring their cocks from their belly button innocent
We all like our pictures to show us in the best light otherwise we would all have those pictures of bed heads and hairy legs with yesterdays laundry in the corner so to some extend we all fib a teeny bit
My pictures are all under 4 years old but over 8 months ish old I have not got any newer and if I was to arrange a meet I would try and cam with the person/s first (as soon as I have plucked my eyebrows and straightened my hair) wink
What I hate more is those people who appear to know your body better than you do, before you meet - I will make you come like you never have before/You wont be able to walk down stairs afterwards/I don't stop until you have come x amount of times/the lady always comes first/I make ever women orgasm 27 times before I fuck her etc. etc. I find it very big headed and it just turns me off
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Nola :sad: I told you that in confidence :shock:
I am really 5 foot 1.5" not 5foot 2" as my profile suggests

Don't worry Tan, nobody will be looking above 4ft if they meet you :haha:
Unknown User
Quote by Tan--Kinky
lol
Seriously though I've had meets where the person looked nothing like the picture (maybe 20 years ago they did)
I'm sure some men start measuring their cocks from their belly button innocent

Hmmmmm.. have we met the same blokes? :rascal:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Tan--Kinky
We all like our pictures to show us in the best light otherwise we would all have those pictures of bed heads and hairy legs with yesterdays laundry in the corner so to some extend we all fib a teeny bit

I think that's what I was meaning - if the fib is a small one, does it matter?
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams
We all like our pictures to show us in the best light otherwise we would all have those pictures of bed heads and hairy legs with yesterdays laundry in the corner so to some extend we all fib a teeny bit

I think that's what I was meaning - if the fib is a small one, does it matter?
As long as it's not about their dick size, I can live with it - if it is, I send them away..
"Go away and come back when your cock is bigger!"
:rascal:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
I don't mind what people are (withing reason) as long as they are honest and then at least we can all make an informed decision.

Exactly :thumbup:
raiderman77
Forum Virgin
I thought I'd pop my forum posting cherry at last. Lies damn lies, I think lots of people put a 'spin' on their profile and its the degree of honesty that differs. Obviously it works if people are having these meets. I met a 5'4" guy who was down as 5'10", his smelly feet were what made me leave tho. I met a couple and never saw the wifes face til I arrived, I was gobsmacked how gorgeous she was, he was 46 and not 36 tho, but we became friends.
Being an honest sort, I wonder whether I should embellish mine a bit to get ahead, unfortunately that's not me, so, with the additional burden of being a single bloke in swingdom, I trudge onwards!
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by raiderman77
I thought I'd pop my forum posting cherry at last. Lies damn lies, I think lots of people put a 'spin' on their profile and its the degree of honesty that differs. Obviously it works if people are having these meets. I met a 5'4" guy who was down as 5'10", his smelly feet were what made me leave tho. I met a couple and never saw the wifes face til I arrived, I was gobsmacked how gorgeous she was, he was 46 and not 36 tho, but we became friends.
Being an honest sort, I wonder whether I should embellish mine a bit to get ahead, unfortunately that's not me, so, with the additional burden of being a single bloke in swingdom, I trudge onwards!

:bounce:
Oooh yay - about time!
And erm, you have NO need to embellish passionkiss
raiderman77
Forum Virgin
Forum post 2, on reflection lol I just get annoyed with guys pretending to be couples, or pretending to be single, that's not really a fib I suppose, that's just dishonest.
I could become six foot, 8.5", with 25yo female bi playmate.
raiderman77
Forum Virgin
passionkiss you're very kind my dear, I blush!
Its a bit late in the day to mention, but I went and bought Sterophonics greatest hits after you mentioned local boy in a photograph. I'm going to pop it on now.
Unknown User
Quote by raiderman77
....I could become six foot, 8.5", with 25yo female bi playmate.

But that would almost make you me :rascal:
Welcome to the Forums - what was that you said about cherry popping? cool
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
We all like our pictures to show us in the best light otherwise we would all have those pictures of bed heads and hairy legs with yesterdays laundry in the corner so to some extend we all fib a teeny bit

I think that's what I was meaning - if the fib is a small one, does it matter?
I suppose it depends on everyone's definition of a small fib though, I class half an inch of my height a small fib, someone might class 6 inch of cock a small fib, someone else might class not telling the wife/husband he/she uses a swingers site a small fib
Quote by BIoke
lol
Seriously though I've had meets where the person looked nothing like the picture (maybe 20 years ago they did)
I'm sure some men start measuring their cocks from their belly button innocent

Hmmmmm.. have we met the same blokes? :rascal:
Possibly wink
Actually did anyone see the coast programme where they measured the coast line with different lengths of rule? the smaller the ruler got, the longer the coast got? that's what some men must do
:giggle: with cock not coast obviously
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Nola :sad: I told you that in confidence :shock:
I am really 5 foot 1.5" not 5foot 2" as my profile suggests

Don't worry Tan, nobody will be looking above 4ft if they meet you :haha:
:dry: I used to like you :kick:
Unknown User
I wasn't really being interviewed and given a hard time by my imagination. Sorry.
lp
Unknown User
Quote by __random_orbit__
I wasn't really being interviewed and given a hard time by my imagination. Sorry.
lp

It's very cool though wink
Unknown User
they were real... I'm trying to deny them to ease the trauma
(better?)
lp
Unknown User
I would just feel so ashamed if I wasnt what someone expected when they met me. I think id be so paraoid about the thing I had lied about.
no no, it would ruin it for me if I had misled someone.
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
....I could become six foot, 8.5", with 25yo female bi playmate.

But that would almost make you me :rascal:

Psssst. Bloke, erm.... you do realise I'm not 25 anymore?
:giggle: