It’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be FIFTY days to eat your mother, sorry fifty ways to leave your lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
Does anyone know the rest please?
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggleÂ
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
She said it’s really not my habitÂ
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
CHORUS:
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed meÂ
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
CHORUS
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Thanks thats us got 5 ways
how about no need to text rex?
or
run away quick Dick?
dont forget your bags, Mags
what do I take in my tea, Leigh
Dump him by email, Gail
Or try , Sue
Slap her in the face, Ace
Shoot him with a gun, Hun!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Where did you get that hat, Pat?
Did you spend all our money, Honey?
That was for my beer, dear
Right your dumped ya cow…hmm that last line is kinda crap
Fuck her Gran Stan :shock:
Get a new Shlong John
Get a new Slit Twit
Find a new Wang Man
.. I think I am spent now...
get your mits off my tits Fritz!
jerry
Crawl on your knees, Reese,
Lean on your sticks, Vix
(Just thought I'd complete the couple!)
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