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Amber
Orgasminator
Quote by steff35
Looks round for his cat o 9 tails to administer necessary punishment to amber ;)

Amber feels the deafening silence in the room and thinks they should take this to a more suitable room.......
Postie must have passed out after all the fun he has had...........he has dissapeared!! confused
steff35
Sexlightened
Can hear a pin drop biggrin
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
sicks rather large dildo in end of sgt's cannon and waits for it to back fire :twisted:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Sarge aims............. fires....................... and gets hit in the eye by two Ever Ready Batteries!!! confused :? :? :? :? :?
steff35
Sexlightened
Ever Ready????? cheap skate cant NN use Duracell?? keeps the bunny going longer (well so i have been told)
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by steff35
Ever Ready????? cheap skate cant NN use Duracell?? keeps the bunny going longer (well so i have been told)

i don't like bunnies tho sad
kisses sgt's eye better kiss
Amber
Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!

Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Amber
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!

Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us rolleyes
i demand a refund mad
Unknown User
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!

Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us rolleyes
i demand a refund mad
/me calms NN down by returning her "borrowed" dildo
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by bigDewi69
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!

Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us rolleyes
i demand a refund mad
/me calms NN down by returning her "borrowed" dildo
has a sniff to make sure its been cleaned....smells a bit like lamb to me :shock:
Amber
Orgasminator
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!

Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us rolleyes
i demand a refund mad
What?!?! ........he made you pay?? Was it a penny a cm?
I would demand your money back too, if I was you hun!! wink
Unknown User
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!

Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us rolleyes
i demand a refund mad
/me calms NN down by returning her "borrowed" dildo
has a sniff to make sure its been cleaned....smells a bit like lamb to me :shock:
Explains in a slow, comforting tone to nn how there were no ladles to stir the broth with.
And wonders how she knows what lamb juices smell like :shock: :huh:
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by bigDewi69
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!

Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us rolleyes
i demand a refund mad
/me calms NN down by returning her "borrowed" dildo
has a sniff to make sure its been cleaned....smells a bit like lamb to me :shock:
Explains in a slow, comforting tone to nn how there were no ladles to stir the broth with.
And wonders how she knows what lamb juices smell like :shock: :huh:
aaaaah now that would be telling...wonders off to wash her strap-on and wellies innocent :whistling:
Pete_sw
Sex God
<<< enters the room … AHH Postie, there you are biggrin Now about that conversation we had a while ago ............................
<<< Looks around the room
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ... WTF has been going on in here? rolleyes
right you lot, smackbottom :smackbottom: whip :whip: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :whip: :whip: get this place cleaned up this instance evil Whats Mark going to say when he sees this lot? :evil:
<<< face like thunder, steps off the mat, hits the jelly, and falls on his a**e
Right, thats it, detention for the lot of you, and I will be doing the detaining ............. counts his handcuffs and leg irons :twisted: :twisted: