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lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
Aber-fuck-wank-shitting-bloody-deen! mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

could be worse...portsmouth for instance...
Don't even try to make it not sound bad!
well it's probably colder I'll admit, but at least the accent doesn't make people sound like common...ooh, nearly did an insult! yay me...getting there...
Unknown User
Should I have fish for my tea? It is Friday.
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
Should I have fish for my tea? It is Friday.

normally people just have milk and sugar, but if you like...
Unknown User
Quote by lucyuktv2
Should I have fish for my tea? It is Friday.

normally people just have milk and sugar, but if you like...
I was trying to be civil, but you had to fucking start didn't you! Come on - start that journey to the midlands and then see if you are so fucking sarcastic!
Nice pic by the way.
sparkycpl
Warming the Bed
Quote by PoloLady
no i'm not going to argue.

Cool - go and stick your head down the toilet and flush it - no arguments!
ahh yes - back into a challenging debate! rotflmao
Fuck it I might as well just be fucking abusive - fuck-face!
dunno and i thought it was an offer (or instruction)!
Glad we got the swearing bit going at least.
FUCK SHIT ARSE BOL-- LOCKS WANK!
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by PoloLady
Should I have fish for my tea? It is Friday.

normally people just have milk and sugar, but if you like...
I was trying to be civil, but you had to fucking start didn't you! Come on - start that journey to the midlands and then see if you are so fucking sarcastic!
Nice pic by the way.
I'm a bit scared to try now, just in case the moodectomy doesn't work, or the (wine based) anasthetic
fatman
Warming the Bed
Whats so bad about Portsmouth. I've just moved here so please advise areas to stay away from. :confused:
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by fatman
Whats so bad about Portsmouth. I've just moved here so please advise areas to stay away from. :confused:

anything south of the M275 biggrin
kidding, it's lovelly really, and I'm flattered you moved here just to be near me :twisted:
fatman
Warming the Bed
Quote by lucyuktv2
Whats so bad about Portsmouth. I've just moved here so please advise areas to stay away from. :confused:

anything south of the M275 biggrin
kidding, it's lovelly really, and I'm flattered you moved here just to be near me :twisted:
The only place south of the M275 I go is B&Q smile
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
Quote by fatman
Whats so bad about Portsmouth. I've just moved here so please advise areas to stay away from. :confused:

anything south of the M275 biggrin
kidding, it's lovelly really, and I'm flattered you moved here just to be near me :twisted:
The only place south of the M275 I go is B&Q smile
then you'll be fine :D
fatman
Warming the Bed
Spank you for the advise smackbottom
Unknown User
luckyuk - I think you have pulled. I will just grab my coat and slip out quietly. Good Luck!
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
unfortunately I'm busy tonight, driving to the Midlands...
marmalaid
Sex God
Some of us are already here in the midlands and have been uninvited after offering to drive elsewhere sad
Chris
racer3
Sexpert
Quote by PoloLady
polo, how dare you allow your beaver to recover before i have had chance to attend to it

I would like to retort with some clever phrase which plays on words and language. Unfortunatly due to the current circumstances I can only think of one reply..........
Eat Shit and Die! Never use "how dare you" in a sentence aimed at me!
i double double dare you. now i suppose i will need to take a minder to the munch lol
Unknown User
Quote by racer3
i double double dare you. now i suppose i will need to take a minder to the munch lol
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
ding - time's up, that'll be £5 please.

I am sorry - you appear to be on a different planet!
Oi! poke
Why say you're sorry? You're not fucking sorry at all, so stop being such a two-faced hypocrite and get on and do some housework! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
duel :kick: :kissmyarse:
Unknown User
Quote by Eagerslut9
ding - time's up, that'll be £5 please.

I am sorry - you appear to be on a different planet!
Oi! poke
Why say you're sorry? You're not fucking sorry at all, so stop being such a two-faced hypocrite and get on and do some housework! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
duel :kick: :kissmyarse:
Shut up you hairy arsed bitch!
staffy1981
Casanova
And whats wrong with aberdeen then?
Unknown User
Quote by staffy1981
And whats wrong with aberdeen then?

DON'T MENTION FUCKING-ABER-FUCKING-BLOODY-DEEN!
staffy1981
Casanova
I know it can be very cold but its not really that bad a place!
Unknown User
Quote by staffy1981
I know it can be very cold but its not really that bad a place!

It is when the bloke you were meant to be spending hours fucking had to get on a bloody plane and go there two hours before the extensive fucking session commenced!
Aber-fucking-bloody-deen!
staffy1981
Casanova
why didnt u join him?
I could have shown u some of the sights and even treated u to some food!
How does a deep fried mars bar sound?
tallnhairy
Sex God
Aww verbal combat only, remember words will never hurt me but what was it about sticks n stones ;)

Hehe, Tnh practising ...
Unknown User
Quote by staffy1981
why didnt u join him?
I could have shown u some of the sights and even treated u to some food!
How does a deep fried mars bar sound?

Thanks for the offer.
Unknown User
Quote by tallnhairy
Aww verbal combat only, remember words will never hurt me but what was it about sticks n stones ;)

Hehe, Tnh practising ...

that reminds me - must do those photos!
staffy1981
Casanova
I was thinking that i was gonna get a slap or even worse as a reply!
Unknown User
Quote by staffy1981
I was thinking that i was gonna get a slap or even worse as a reply!
I am calm now.... some of my favourite people have invited me to the club to be consoled :twisted:
Just don't mention Aber-fucking-bloody-deen. mad
staffy1981
Casanova
Quote by PoloLady
Aww verbal combat only, remember words will never hurt me but what was it about sticks n stones ;)

Hehe, Tnh practising ...

that reminds me - must do those photos!
Is that an axe handle?
Unknown User
looks like chewbacker with a dud lightsaber.... rolleyes :roll: wink smile