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I find myself feeling a little bored and slightly pissed-off (at what is none of you business). To help distract me from my current state of mind, would anyone like a fight?
Verbal fight that is - on a topic of your choice.
I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!
PLEASE don't fight!! Had enough of that particular behaviour recently (NOT meaning you Pololady) .
:cry:
:P
Quote by lucyuktv2
I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!

That's not good enough!
mad
But thank you all the same re: norks comment
Quote by lucyuktv2
I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!

you beat me to it! I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Rick biggrin
Quote by Jags
PLEASE don't fight!! Had enough of that particular behaviour recently (NOT meaning you Pololady) .
:cry:
:P

perhaps some light spanking instead? :silly: smackbottom :smackbottom:
Go on then... I'll rise to the challenge....
Someone piss me off please lol
:thrilled:
I seem to do that without even trying, Bluexxx..... So my ex. said anyway!
Rick!
Quote by RickRoper
I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!

you beat me to it! I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Rick biggrin
I notice you have a bus as your avatar - I saw a bus the other day and in the electronic destination screne it said.... RIDE THE BEAVER. I wasn't sure if this was a sexual reference or it just meant the driver was a c*nt!
read the post locking thread again, that seemed to wind a few people up
Quote by bluexxx
Go on then... I'll rise to the challenge....
Someone piss me off please lol

That was not the purpose of this thread - derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Quote by bluexxx
Go on then... I'll rise to the challenge....
Someone piss me off please lol

:shock: :shock: :shock: thought there was enough 'pissing off' the other night! Or did I miss the 'making up' part............ when is GFZ opening? Have I got the key???
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Quote by PoloLady
I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!

you beat me to it! I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Rick biggrin
I notice you have a bus as your avatar - I saw a bus the other day and in the electronic destination screne it said.... RIDE THE BEAVER. I wasn't sure if this was a sexual reference or it just meant the driver was a c*nt!
Probably the latter! Thankfully I don't have to do that for a job, I do it for a hobby. Most bus drivers around here qualify as class "A" c**ts though, I have to say......!
Rick! :D
Quote by Scandal
Go on then... I'll rise to the challenge....
Someone piss me off please lol

I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!

Go and clear some fucking tables!
mad :x This is NOT the place for an argument! :x :x
lhk
Pete
Quote by PoloLady
Go on then... I'll rise to the challenge....
Someone piss me off please lol

I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!

Go and clear some fucking tables!
:shock: bully
:lol:
Quote by RickRoper
I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!

you beat me to it! I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Rick biggrin
I notice you have a bus as your avatar - I saw a bus the other day and in the electronic destination screne it said.... RIDE THE BEAVER. I wasn't sure if this was a sexual reference or it just meant the driver was a c*nt!
Probably the latter! Thankfully I don't have to do that for a job, I do it for a hobby. Most bus drivers around here qualify as class "A" c**ts though, I have to say......!
Rick! :D
You do it for a hobby - what sort of sad ass prick does that make you?
PS I can drive a bus!
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mad :x This is NOT the place for an argument! :x :x
lhk
Pete

Then learn something so we can have a challenging debate!
Quote by PoloLady
I tried to come up with something, but just can't fight when all I can see is a lovely pair of norks!

you beat me to it! I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Rick biggrin
I notice you have a bus as your avatar - I saw a bus the other day and in the electronic destination screne it said.... RIDE THE BEAVER. I wasn't sure if this was a sexual reference or it just meant the driver was a c*nt!
Probably the latter! Thankfully I don't have to do that for a job, I do it for a hobby. Most bus drivers around here qualify as class "A" c**ts though, I have to say......!
Rick! :D
You do it for a hobby - what sort of sad ass prick does that make you?
PS I can drive a bus!
One who will have 55 seats to have fun on when he's finished doing it up!
flipa :D
Rick!
Quote by RickRoper
One who will have 55 seats to have fun on when he's finished doing it up!
flipa biggrin
Rick!

And I am sure you will enjoy sitting wanking on each one!
Now will someone start an intelligent debate or not?
Quote by PoloLady
mad :x This is NOT the place for an argument! :x :x
lhk
Pete

Then learn something so we can have a challenging debate! rolleyes You were supposed to say "Yes it is", then someone else says "no it isn't" etc etc etc
Never mind - I seem to remember it had been done before anyway. confused
lhk
Kat
Quote by PoloLady

One who will have 55 seats to have fun on when he's finished doing it up!
flipa biggrin
Rick!

And I am sure you will enjoy sitting wanking on each one!
Now will someone start an intelligent debate or not?
Ooooo, I say! well, yes, probably! HoHoHo!!!!!!!
You were supposed to say "Yes it is", then someone else says "no it isn't"

Isn't that pantomime?
Bev
xx
By the way (knob-head who just sent me the PM) Just after a woman makes a statement saying she is feeling slightly miff'd and asking for a fight - is not a good time to ask to suck on one of her tits! Arsehole!
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By the way (knob-head who just sent me the PM) Just after a woman makes a statement saying she is feeling slightly miff'd and asking for a fight - is not a good time to ask to suck on one of her tits! Arsehole!

you mean he should have asked to suck on your arsehole? or ...oooh more donuts...
Polo, it doesn't work. All day yesterday I was up for a fight and no-one would bite. Not so much as a nibble.
Quote by Vix
Polo, it doesn't work. All day yesterday I was up for a fight and no-one would bite. Not so much as a nibble.

I'll bite if you ask nicely, but no fighting :twisted: :twisted:
did you want a 5 minute fight or the full half hour?
Quote by Vix
Polo, it doesn't work. All day yesterday I was up for a fight and no-one would bite. Not so much as a nibble.

That's because they are all arse-wiping morons!