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An hour ago a friend called round for coffee and a mutual 'doing of nails' so I serve her a nice big slice of newly made cake, she bites in, and a funny look crossed her face, but carries on to finish the slice.
With wet nails myself, and chatting I didnt have anything..however as soon as she was finished she said she didnt have the time to stay so I could do her fingernails and left.
Iv just tried said cake!!!!!!
Picture the scene
Picking up a new jar of jam from the cupboard (I make my own) I realised it was one of the ones Id forgotten to label, so pot luck flavour.
Without trying the jam first I slap it onto the newly baked sponge cake, sandwich together and served her a delicious serving of red tomato and chilli preserve sponge.
WHY did she finish it?????????
banghead dunno :confused:
PMSL! Brilliant!
Maybe she liked it afterall?? rolleyes
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Brilliant
Must remember that one for next time I have unwanted guests
could have been worried about upsetting you, so she just ate up and left.
Sarah
must be a true friend, but dont say anything and next time you meet up offer another cake and see if you get a no thanks iv'e just eaten, no i'm watching my weight, or yes please, and then tell all lol
Quote by Nimbus
WHY did she finish it?????????
banghead dunno :confused:

I can't believe you're so scary that she couldn't say anything about it....I would have spat it at the nearest monitor...something I have perfected over the last week whilst reading threads in this forum.
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so was it nice then? bet you ate it all anyway didntcha!
n x x x ;)
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so was it nice then? bet you ate it all anyway didntcha!
n x x x ;)

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Im watching my figure!!!
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so was it nice then? bet you ate it all anyway didntcha!
n x x x ;)

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Im watching my figure!!!
So are a lot of us with an avatar like that :twisted:
Quote by Nimbus
An hour ago a friend called round for coffee and a mutual 'doing of nails' so I serve her a nice big slice of newly made cake, she bites in, and a funny look crossed her face, but carries on to finish the slice.

May I tactfully suggest that you DO NOT do the catering for the SH Tea Dance..... :doh:
Quote by Calista
So are a lot of us with an avatar like that :twisted:

OOO I didnt know you cared Calista
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Quote by HungryP
An hour ago a friend called round for coffee and a mutual 'doing of nails' so I serve her a nice big slice of newly made cake, she bites in, and a funny look crossed her face, but carries on to finish the slice.

May I tactfully suggest that you DO NOT do the catering for the SH Tea Dance..... :doh:
HungryP! :small-print: Ill have you know that Iv received awards for both my chilli and tomato preserve, and cake making....just dont think I was supposed to combine the two. banghead
Al off to hang her chef's whites up and look for another job
Ok, update
My friend just called and apologised for leaving so quickly, I said I thought it might have something to do with my baking...and she said ohhhh no, I had to dash :shock:
We'v arranged same time next week, and she has offered to bring the cake
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Nimbus
Ok, update
My friend just called and apologised for leaving so quickly, I said I thought it might have something to do with my baking...and she said ohhhh no, I had to dash :shock:
We'v arranged same time next week, and she has offered to bring the cake
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

what is it they say, revenge is sweet, so if its a nice looking cake BE AFRAID,VERY AFRAID :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Nimbus
May I tactfully suggest that you DO NOT do the catering for the SH Tea Dance..... :doh:

HungryP! :small-print: Ill have you know that Iv received awards for both my chilli and tomato preserve, and cake making....just dont think I was supposed to combine the two. banghead
Al off to hang her chef's whites up and look for another job
EXACTLY Its the combination that worries me....... :shock:
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Ok, update
My friend just called and apologised for leaving so quickly, I said I thought it might have something to do with my baking...and she said ohhhh no, I had to dash :shock:
We'v arranged same time next week, and she has offered to bring the cake
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

what is it they say, revenge is sweet, so if its a nice looking cake BE AFRAID,VERY AFRAID :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
ohhh gawd I hadnt thought of that! Ill need to finish the slice wont I !
blink :shock: :shock: :blink:
Al off to find a sick bag
Quote by Nimbus
Ok, update
My friend just called and apologised for leaving so quickly, I said I thought it might have something to do with my baking...and she said ohhhh no, I had to dash :shock:
We'v arranged same time next week, and she has offered to bring the cake
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

When she is there, offer her a jar of the "jam" you recently made......... the tomato & chilli jam biggrin :D :D
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xanaisx
I loved it best laugh I've had all weekend. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Nimbus
Without trying the jam first I slap it onto the newly baked sponge cake, sandwich together and served her a delicious serving of red tomato and chilli preserve sponge.
WHY did she finish it?????????
banghead dunno :confused:

oooo, yum yum, I think I'm in love with you, and my lad will be your best mate... hot and spicy, lol :lol: :lol: