Came home last night to find my son looking rather guilty. (Remember this guy is 24 and plays in a rock band so no surprises)
Can we go to Argos and buy a new duvet and don't tell mother.
Why says I
It appears the night before he and his lady friend were amusing themselves and to set the scene he had lit candles round the perimeter of his bed.
During the throes of passion one of the candles ignited his duvet and set his bed on fire. (Now is that supposed to happen during sex, you know intense heat etc....)
Kids what do you do with them.
Yes a bucket of cold water comes to mind.
The funny thing was, I had went to the toilet at 2am and heard giggling coming from his room. To which his answer was " Yes she's sitting pissing herself as I'm bollock, raging hard on and trying to put out a fire.
The mind boggles
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Sex God
What a great story hell have to tell his kids.....
Orgasminator
That sounds like our house :shock: ...glad to know it,s not just us that suffer these things
