I'm a fighter pilot and I wear pineapple rings on me joystick, but it doesn't work fer me.
P'raps if I start delivering letters with me Tornado tha'll do the trick!!
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would they be french letter,s though tune???
lol, omg i havent heard them called that for so long .
ok im off , getting a bit silly now, as ive had a few drinks and im off to an ann summers party :twisted:
i ownder if i will do my party trick while there??? incase you wanted to know what that is i can make my tits dance all on their own lol those that are going to the plymouth munch, ask and i might just show :shock:
xxx fem xxx
lol, omg i havent heard them called that for so long .
ok im off , getting a bit silly now, as ive had a few drinks and im off to an ann summers party :twisted:
i ownder if i will do my party trick while there??? incase you wanted to know what that is i can make my tits dance all on their own lol those that are going to the plymouth munch, ask and i might just show :shock:
xxx fem xxx
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
would they be french letter,s though tune???
lol, omg i havent heard them called that for so long .
ok im off , getting a bit silly now, as ive had a few drinks and im off to an ann summers party :twisted:
i ownder if i will do my party trick while there??? incase you wanted to know what that is i can make my tits dance all on their own lol those that are going to the plymouth munch, ask and i might just show :shock:
xxx fem xxx
We're going to the Plymouth munch - so I'm asking now - official - in writing OK!
Can't think of anything better than having a few drinks, getting a bit silly and going to an Ann Summers party - well not me - you - can I come and watch.
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Quote by pleasureseeker
Im a security gaurd at Tescos's......
Now now ladies....form an orderly queue
dont knock it, trolleys are valuable
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Whats the firemans last order ? I forgot but I think it was "Shut Down & Make Up" in other words it's all over now.
phredd
"Knock off and make up" :wink:
You heard it from me (ex Leading Firefighter and proud of it) :P :bounce: :bounce:
Seriously though the attraction is more than just the uniform as firefighters will discover when they become ex-firefighters! :wink: :wink:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
PS If anyone comes on here falsely claiming to be a firefighter their credibility won't last longer than the first question they get asked by someone who knows the job. :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by EagerSlut
Whats the firemans last order ? I forgot but I think it was "Shut Down & Make Up" in other words it's all over now.
phredd
"Knock off and make up" :wink:
You heard it from me (ex Leading Firefighter and proud of it) :P :bounce: :bounce:
Seriously though the attraction is more than just the uniform as firefighters will discover when they become ex-firefighters! :wink: :wink:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
PS If anyone comes on here falsely claiming to be a firefighter their credibility won't last longer than the first question they get asked by someone who knows the job. :twisted: :twisted:
Memory gets worse by the day lol = nearly got it right.
I was never a firefighter but had to do a 2 month firefighting course with the AFS as part of Logistics Management.
The only other bit of info I can remember is the reason for cast iron fire hydrant covers.
phredd
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Quote by devondelight
Did I mention i'm a Postman
So Mr Postman .. how many french letters have you put through the letter box and how many knockers have you handled? :twisted:
DD
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
The only other bit of info I can remember is the reason for cast iron fire hydrant covers.
phredd
Bloody hell, you got me there phredd :lol: :lol:
I mean, IS there a reason other than 'cos some of them are in the road and get driven over?
ops: :oops: :grin: :grin:
Sex God
Quote by devondelight
He's just such an easy target to pick on isn't he ES
DD
He hee!
He should have "postitis" not me! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :idea: I'll try mailing it to him :P
:uhoh:
Quote by EagerSlut
The only other bit of info I can remember is the reason for cast iron fire hydrant covers.
phredd
Bloody hell, you got me there phredd :lol: :lol:
I mean, IS there a reason other than 'cos some of them are in the road and get driven over?
ops: :oops: :grin: :grin:
:lol: Gotcha :lol:
Yes there is a reason.
If they get stuck with muck or jambed they can easily be smashed open with a sledge hammer or the bottom end of the stand pipe. You cannot do that with steel
So now yer knoze lol
phredd
Quote by devondelight
He should have "postitis" not me! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :idea: I'll try mailing it to him :P
:uhoh:
Is that the postman's version of Cystitis ... poor man I do feel for him :giggle:
DD
If it is a Postwoman/lady would it be Polycystitis ????
: phredd with love to ALL the postlady's on here
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Yes there is a reason.
If they get stuck with muck or jambed they can easily be smashed open with a sledge hammer or the bottom end of the stand pipe. You cannot do that with steel
So now yer knoze lol
phredd
Oooooooooooooooh! I never knew that. Makes a lot of sense though.
In locations where they were likely to get a lot of mud and muck deposited on them we used to cut a bit off an old plastic fertiliser sack and lay it over the opening before replacing the cover. It made an effective seal and stopped the chamber being filled up with mud which could be a problem in some rural locations.
It always helped to thump the cover with the standpipe key a couple of times to loosen it before removing it but I can't say I remember ever hearing of one needing smashing. Did have a hydrant once that jammed and we couldn't turn it off. We had to leave the line set in with the branch closed until the water board attended.
:cheers: ES
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Quote by da69ve
Did I mention i'm a Postman
So Mr Postman .. how many french letters have you put through the letter box and how many knockers have you handled? :twisted:
DD
I tell you...i've handled more knockers than i've had hot dinners!! :rascal:
Ahhh..my missus doesn't cook either dave.
Quote by davej
Did I mention i'm a Postman
So Mr Postman .. how many french letters have you put through the letter box and how many knockers have you handled? :twisted:
DD
I tell you...i've handled more knockers than i've had hot dinners!! :rascal:
Ahhh..my missus doesn't cook either dave.
Damn.....you found out my secret......we only have salads
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
The only other bit of info I can remember is the reason for cast iron fire hydrant covers.
phredd
Bloody hell, you got me there phredd :lol: :lol:
I mean, IS there a reason other than 'cos some of them are in the road and get driven over?
ops: :oops: :grin: :grin:
:lol: Gotcha :lol:
Yes there is a reason.
If they get stuck with muck or jambed they can easily be smashed open with a sledge hammer or the bottom end of the stand pipe. You cannot do that with steel
So now yer knoze lol
phredd
Shit, and me genuine fireman friend told me that if they weren't made of cast iron they'd blow away in a strong wind. Mind you come to think of it he had big tits and long blond hair as well - believe anything me.
