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dirtylittlemechanic
Warming the Bed
well when i was 18 me and my partner (25) was at a motrorway service station getting something to eat as we headed back for the car we passed the toilets as we got to the womans toilet door my partner dragged me in at frirst i was all no not going in there but as she started unfastening clothing i was in like a shot.
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Quote by dirtylittlemechanic
o.k 1 spellin mistake..........lol
now been sorted.

too late now its been quoted rotflmao :rotflmao:
Glasgowfella
Sexlightened
The strangest place ive ever had sex was definitely Falkirk.
dirtylittlemechanic
Warming the Bed
o.k , o.k i can't bloody spell blame my old teacher ,mmmmmmmm teacher with a cane mmmmmmmmm.
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by cerunnos
well when i was 18 me and my partner (25) was at a motrorway service station getting something to eat as we headed back for the car we passed the toilets as we got to the womans toilet door my partner dragged me in at frirst i was all no not going in there but as she started unfastening clothing i was in like a shot.

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Try again.
lol
xxx
rolleyes Does it really matter? I'm sure we all knew what he meant even with the spelling mistakes.
Back on topic, I've never had sex in a strange place.... in fact, I've never had sex at all :angel: ;)
dirtylittlemechanic
Warming the Bed
well i found it funny.
did'nt realise i made so many mistakes will check better in future.
Angel_Chat
Sex God
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rolleyes Does it really matter? I'm sure we all knew what he meant even with the spelling mistakes.

:roll:
Well, considering so many forum regulars regularly take the piss out of others' spelling mistakes and that there currently seems to be a thread all about spelling ("telling on frecklebird") It obviously does matter.
I am sure that dirtylittlemechanic took it in good humour.
Banter. It's what makes a forum.

Thank you de sade, I'm fully aware that banter is what makes a forum, I've kind of noticed over the last couple of years. The freckledbird thread is a challenge between 2 regular posters, and freckledbird is a teacher...
It just pisses me off when newbies get jumped on about spellings because it does put so many of them off posting again. I suspect you're right in that dirtylittlemechanic did take it in good humour... that was lucky wasn't it :roll:
dirtylittlemechanic
Warming the Bed
come on people let's get back to the tread........lol
see you've all got me nearly spellin "lwet's" but i caught it so :moon:
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Now Now - Play nice rolleyes
Welcome to the asylum pervylittlespannermonkey.
One strange place I've done the rumpity pumpity was actually just in a car.
A mini.
I was that good - she fainted and was past passed unkonshus for about 10 verylong minutes.
The truth is - It was along time ago, before we had head restraints in cars. She layed her head over the back of the seat, trapped a nerve in her neck and fainted redface Bluddy good job it was before the days of moblie phones or I'd have been on the 999 for an ambulance before she came round :shock: The only reason I didn't dash straight off for help is that we were in the middle of Tangmere (?) Airfield in an "out of bounds" area surprisedops:
Lissa
Sex God
My first strange place was in a Massey Ferguson 595 tractor, driving round the National Agricultural Centre at Stoneleigh biggrin
MrsBedz
Sexpert
Quote by dambuster
Now Now - Play nice rolleyes
Welcome to the asylum pervylittlespannermonkey.
One strange place I've done the rumpity pumpity was actually just in a car.
A mini.
I was that good - she fainted and was past passed unkonshus for about 10 very long minutes.
The truth is - It was along time ago, before we had head restraints in cars. She layed her head over the back of the seat, trapped a nerve in her neck and fainted redface Bluddy good job it was before the days of moblie phones or I'd have been on the 999 for an ambulance before she came round :shock: The only reason I didn't dash straight off for help is that we were in the middle of Tangmere (?) Airfield in an "out of bounds" area surprisedops:

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Quote by Lissa
My first strange place was in a Massey Ferguson 595 tractor, driving round the National Agricultural Centre at Stoneleigh biggrin

Ooooo. oooo - I was at Stoneleigh at the weekend - was it you that was causing the glow in the sky lissa wink - my friend lives in the abbey there...
I've done it under a stage while there was a performance going on :P
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Quote by Lissa
My first strange place was in a Massey Ferguson 595 tractor, driving round the National Agricultural Centre at Stoneleigh biggrin

That's just weird, Lissa.
And perverse.
You remember the model ??????
(If we ever meet, remind me to show you my favourite farmyard impression)
34fun
Orgasminator
an oil rig.
i was carrying out some minor repair work on the fiddle, when i got stuck on there for 3 days due to bad weather.
but a woman in the kitchens made me more than welcome lol
Lissa
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
My first strange place was in a Massey Ferguson 595 tractor, driving round the National Agricultural Centre at Stoneleigh biggrin

Ooooo. oooo - I was at Stoneleigh at the weekend - was it you that was causing the glow in the sky lissa wink - my friend lives in the abbey there...
I've done it under a stage while there was a performance going on :P
No, it wasn't me. :D
My mobile shag was 27 years ago, when I worked at the NAC. Also had a shag in a Calving box during the Royal Show, with thousands of visitors passing just feet away from the action :wink:
Lissa
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
My first strange place was in a Massey Ferguson 595 tractor, driving round the National Agricultural Centre at Stoneleigh biggrin

That's just weird, Lissa.
And perverse.
You remember the model ??????
(If we ever meet, remind me to show you my favourite farmyard impression)
Well, the 595 had more room than the 575, so it was the obvious choice :D
Better than the front seat of an E Type Jag..I kept banging my head on the windscreen wink
And I'd love to witness your best farmyard impression lol
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Quote by Lissa
Well, the 595 had more room than the 575, so it was the obvious choice biggrin

I think I love you :inlove:
Quote by Lissa
And I'd love to witness your best farmyard impression lol

No No ! !
Calm yourself.
The "Clotheared Elephant" is my safari park impression - the farmyard is a verbal one :lol2:
farmersboy
Sexpert
bugger all i ever see at stoneleigh is cows next time i'm going to be in and of those sheds,under trade stands, everywhere esp tractors
Lissa
Sex God
Quote by dambuster

Well, the 595 had more room than the 575, so it was the obvious choice biggrin

I think I love you :inlove:
Quote by Lissa
And I'd love to witness your best farmyard impression lol

No No ! !
Calm yourself.
The "Clotheared Elephant" is my safari park impression - the farmyard is a verbal one :lol2:
Bugger!
So your farmyard impression would be aural sex then? :D
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Quote by Lissa
Bugger!
So your farmyard impression would be aural sex then? biggrin

rotflmao Lissa, you really do need a spell checker :shock:
Back to pervylittlespannermonkey's question.
A couple of other (maybe) strange places.
Front deck of a Scorpion again in the woods, but a couple of years later.
dirtylittlemechanic
Warming the Bed
it's not that i'm pervin it's just what happend to me was one of the best time's in my life and will never forget.
berksbex
Orgasminator
A very long time ago I had sex in a nightclub, before they built night clubs to have sex in. rolleyes
Also on a couch trip full of pensioners (well oral but still sex and yes my playmate was under 60!) lol
In the sea, now that doesn’t sound very exciting, I mean it’s been done lots of times. But this was Bognor Regis at Easter! Bit cold, not easy either as the waves kept pulling us apart. :shock:
burnie
Master of Sex
On a hotel balcony, looking our over the Ramblas in Barcelona. We thought no one could tell, until a group of people started cheering. redface surprisedops:
glasgow_girl_30
Sexlightened
dont remenber my first but I remember my last on a large rock outside our hotel in aviemore biggrin
burnie
Master of Sex
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rolleyes Does it really matter? I'm sure we all knew what he meant even with the spelling mistakes.

:roll:
Well, considering so many forum regulars regularly take the piss out of others' spelling mistakes and that there currently seems to be a thread all about spelling ("telling on frecklebird") It obviously does matter.
I am sure that dirtylittlemechanic took it in good humour.
Banter. It's what makes a forum.

The best profile I've seen, and I had to bite my tounge very hard not to comment, was someone describing themself as
professional (sic)........yes biggrin
literate. (sic)......yes, okay :D
and.....intellegent (sic) (doh!) wink
ricochet
Warming the Bed
In a car
On sunny summer Sunday afternoon
In the middle of a car park in Heysham
Oh! to be young and carefree again.
gruntypig
Warming the Bed
Front seat of a 4 tonner (army truck) sharing a girl with a mate (driver also copping a feel), unfortunately 4 tonner brakes are notoriously vicious for the first couple of miles so when the driver slowed down at the first junction we came to, what should have been a slow gradual deceleration turned into an emergency stop and the poor girl was knocked out by the combined impact of 2 squaddies squashing her into the dashboard/windscreen !!! confused
yes i know smackbottom
but we were all young and very drunk