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Fishing or sex ??? !!!
Sex God
What's the difference?
I dangle me bait for hours and hours and nary a bloody nibble!
I dangle me bait for hours and hours and nary a bloody nibble!
Sex God
Quote by Tigger-Steve
Cor..... can i have a nibble Ice :evil2:
I'm trying to think of a safe answer to that.
Nope, there isn't one.
Go for it!
Sex God
How could I refuse anyone whose top is made out of rubber, and her bottom is made out of springs? :D
:D 
: , a good trot with the trout running well in May on the Dee, hmmmmm, no honest ladies , it's you every time , no contest please , would a man lie :?: no please stop that , there is no call for violence , except for the masochists on here . 
Sex God
Quote by Tigger-Steve
My god...they do think the same...its either Golf, fishing, or darts or snooker lol... I have the same problem. Hmmm i recon we should do sommet...a knitting circle or...i dunno...get drunk and have fun session...erm.....
You don't understand do you? All those sports are not to avoid sex, they're to make us better at it. The phallic connotations of sinking a putt, potting the pink, casting the line and as for pricking the bullseye - well it should be obvious... what we're doing is developing our co-ordination skills in a specifically sex-orientated way, not for anything as self-serving as our own gratification, but to enable us better to serve our women. You should be pleased if your man devotes so much of his efforts into enhancing his sexual capabilities through sport.
(Unless he's a rugby player - I'd be a bit worried about that if I were you :shock: )
Ice
Warming the Bed
Totally agree Judy... if I can quote the great man Izaak Walton himself "You will find angling to be like the virtue of humility, which has a calmness of spirit and a world of other blessings attending upon it."... that aside if it was 8 hours of fishing vs the same in the sack with a beautiful blonde fair maiden I know which one I'd be choosing (although it would still be a tough decision.. 
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Orgasminator
An old colleague of mine every saturday without fail use to go fishing, spend all day there & never catch a thing.
When we questioned him at work his answer was this:
All week I have her nagging at me dont drink BEER, don't do that, u never do this etc. Saturday was his outlet by fishing, I dont catch anything coz I never use bait or a hook - i think it's babraric) all I do is take my fishing basket full of beer to the river, chill & get drunk.
One will hope that this is no reflection on current situation.
The WHOOSH Man
When we questioned him at work his answer was this:
All week I have her nagging at me dont drink BEER, don't do that, u never do this etc. Saturday was his outlet by fishing, I dont catch anything coz I never use bait or a hook - i think it's babraric) all I do is take my fishing basket full of beer to the river, chill & get drunk.
One will hope that this is no reflection on current situation.
The WHOOSH Man
Oi...u callin me an "ole nag" lol ???
Well he didnt come home till late so the dinner was off lmao....2 ham n mustard rolls
Never mind...it'll keep till tomorrow night.
Boy did he stink when he came home...he had "fish snot" on his coat and he smelt badddddd. Fishy fingers wasnt the word for it. However one good thing came out of it... i managed to get a pic (on me phone) of him with his trousers still tucked in his jeans. Now that was funny
Well he didnt come home till late so the dinner was off lmao....2 ham n mustard rolls
Never mind...it'll keep till tomorrow night.
Boy did he stink when he came home...he had "fish snot" on his coat and he smelt badddddd. Fishy fingers wasnt the word for it. However one good thing came out of it... i managed to get a pic (on me phone) of him with his trousers still tucked in his jeans. Now that was funny
as an ex rugby player a keen fisherman and golfer i can see why people like sport so much but lets be honest the chance of a good time between the sheets or even better on the river bank or the 18th green there really is no compitition it has to be sex sex sex every time
just one tip if you are going to go for the 18th green do it after dark when no one is playing some of our members are a bit stuffy and would not understand the fact that there was more than one hole in use on the green
just one tip if you are going to go for the 18th green do it after dark when no one is playing some of our members are a bit stuffy and would not understand the fact that there was more than one hole in use on the green
Sex God
I've never been fishing, but I think it must involve very deep concentration.
Have you ever tried to drag a fisherman away from his sport for a little bit of naughtiness in the woods? Or even a wolf whistle would do
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It's impossible, believe me :shock:
Have you ever tried to drag a fisherman away from his sport for a little bit of naughtiness in the woods? Or even a wolf whistle would do
....It's impossible, believe me :shock:
Orgasminator
Quote by Tigger-Steve
My god...they do think the same...its either Golf, fishing, or darts or snooker lol... I have the same problem. Hmmm i recon we should do sommet...a knitting circle or...i dunno...get drunk and have fun session...erm.....
Yeah, but if the poll was "sex or shopping" I wonder what the score would be by male/female gender, lololol.
