perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the english language today is "fuck". It is one magical word which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate .As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatallity of the word fuck.
aside from its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to describe many situations
1 greetings, how the fuck are you
2 fraud , i got fucked by the car dealer
3 resignation, oh fuck it
4 trouble, i guess im fucked now
5 aggression, FUCK YOU
6 disgust, fuck me
7 confusion, what the fuck
8 difficuly, i dont understand this fucking business
9 despar, fucked again
10 displeasure, what the fuck is going on hear
11 pleasure, i couldn't be fucking happier
12 lost, where the fuck are we
13 directions, fuck off
15 don`t know = fuck knows
need a shit - physical
don't give a shit - mental state of mind
shit god damn - amazement
that's good shit - approval
oh shit (horror)
Oh Shit (pleasure)
you're a shit - personal attribute
It is shit - object being of poor quality
It is shit - food of poor standard
that was shit - not a good experience - eg a film
I trod in shit - observation
Where the shit? - confussion
You're shit - not very good at a an activity
I'm off for a shit - A bit of unrequired info
(I'm not really by the way)
Insult, shit head
Intoxicated, shit faced
see there is more to shit that people realise - now will stop talking shit, get my shit together and get on with this shit I should be doing! Before the shit hits that fan and my boss has a shit and drops me in the shit and I end up feeling shit because it has turned into a shit day. Hey but who really gives a shit anyway!
What about "bollox" as in" that goal was the bollox" or "bollox I'm not doing that"?
For those who haven't seen the list on a t-shirt........................
The World's Ten Greatest Fucks.
What a place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan
Look at all those fucking Indians- General Custer
That's not a real fucking gun- John Lennon
What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima
Of course I'll fucking beat Tyson, 'Arry - Frank Bruno
I thought I could fucking smell petrol - Nikki Lauder
Watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out - King Harold
Who let the fuckin' woman drive? - Space Shuttle Captain
Where's all that fucking water coming from ? - Captain of the Titanic
No fuckers gonna know- Richard Nixon
Dick Grason (Robin) = Holy Fucking Shit Batman